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17 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Man, Avenatti is going for The Triple Crown at this point.

“Anyone got shit on Trump? I’m your guy!”

He's running for President. 

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

I'm right with you.  I even had a subscription to the Conservative Chronicle.  

Same here.  I was a daily Rush listener back in the day.  I believed he was truthful in all things.  And he was sometimes pretty fucking funny.  One day he said that nature had already repaired all the damage that was caused by the eruption of Mt. St. Helens as an argument that we can do our worst and nature will repair itself faster than we can destroy it.  Having never been to Washington, I believed him.  My dad went a couple years later to Washington on vacation, and visited Mt. St. Helens.  He told me the actual truth, that there are whole areas around that volcano that were still desolate (this was likely late 90's). I often wonder what would have happened if I'd have missed the day that Rush said what he said, or had my dad not visited.  Would I have kept listening long enough to turn into a Republican automaton incapable of questioning the reality I'm told to believe in, despite my lying eyes? 

3 minutes ago, Pods said:

He's running for President. 

Not sure if serious but I don’t think that’s what he wants to do.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not sure if serious but I don’t think that’s what he wants to do.

He wants to run for whatever the highest office ends up being in the post-apocalyptic US.  Maybe the new Aunty Entity of Bartertown?

5 hours ago, Chooky said:

I know it hasn't even been reviewed in a committee yet, but does anyone know about any progress with the 2018 Doo Doo Act of Butt Ass?  I know it was moving slowly in backdoor channels, so it's likely it'll drop quietly.

It's been backed up in committee for a while, but when it's eventually squeezed out, it will move through the lower chamber rather quickly. I expect it to make a splash when it's finally passed. 

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

It's been backed up in committee for a while, but when it's eventually squeezed out, it will move through the lower chamber rather quickly. I expect it to make a splash when it's finally passed. 

Solid.

33 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Trump will be tough with Putin. When Putin asks to finish on Trump's face, he'll refuse! Tough negotiator, art of the deal, etc. etc.

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not sure if serious but I don’t think that’s what he wants to do.

I think it's plausible. It's not what he started out to do. I think he started out to make a name for himself, but he's gotten a sense of how bad the rot is though and he doesn't see anyone on the left capable of going toe to toe with Trump. If no one emerges that can actually engage Tump in a fight, decent odds Avenatti chooses to do it directly. 

If someone does emerge that can be a credible threat to go toe to toe with Trump, I think Aventatti will back that person instead and continue to be the outside attack dog. 

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I don't see why anyone would want to read Spicer's book.  The only way he could guarantee readers is if he spilled some dirt.  The Left would embrace him (for this book launch) and he would sell books to them.  Obviously his book isn't a tell-all or Trump wouldn't have supported him.   

I'm sure his publisher is loving the 74 total pre-sale books.  

 

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Trump will be tough with Putin. When Putin asks to finish on Trump's face, he'll refuse! Tough negotiator, art of the deal, etc. etc.

Putin: I'm going to finish on your face Donald. 

Trump: No please don't, I'm a germaphobe, remember. 

Putin: You rawdog pornstars!

Trump: Ya, good point, OK go ahead, please not in the hair though.  

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

There are 250,000 just in Mississippi alone.

If you can afford to eat leaves out of a stupid red hat, you're not poor,  according to Trump's team.  Hence, the discrepancy. 

23 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Same here.  I was a daily Rush listener back in the day.  I believed he was truthful in all things.  And he was sometimes pretty fucking funny.  One day he said that nature had already repaired all the damage that was caused by the eruption of Mt. St. Helens as an argument that we can do our worst and nature will repair itself faster than we can destroy it.  Having never been to Washington, I believed him.  My dad went a couple years later to Washington on vacation, and visited Mt. St. Helens.  He told me the actual truth, that there are whole areas around that volcano that were still desolate (this was likely late 90's). I often wonder what would have happened if I'd have missed the day that Rush said what he said, or had my dad not visited.  Would I have kept listening long enough to turn into a Republican automaton incapable of questioning the reality I'm told to believe in, despite my lying eyes? 

Flew over it on the way out of Seattle in 2013.  I had no idea we would be flying near it.  I recognized it instantly from all the photos I had seen in a 19802 National Geographic.  Not even close to being back where it was. It was also a rather small eruption as far as those things go.

14 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Trump will be tough with Putin. When Putin asks to finish on Trump's face, he'll refuse! Tough negotiator, art of the deal, etc. etc.

"Blast on my tits instead, Vlad!"

 

16 minutes ago, Pods said:

I think it's plausible. It's not what he started out to do. I think he started out to make a name for himself, but he's gotten a sense of how bad the rot is though and he doesn't see anyone on the left capable of going toe to toe with Trump. If no one emerges that can actually engage Tump in a fight, decent odds Avenatti chooses to do it directly. 

If someone does emerge that can be a credible threat to go toe to toe with Trump, I think Aventatti will back that person instead and continue to be the outside attack dog. 

I think Avenatti is too smart to run for President. I think he was asked about this recently and his response was along the lines of, “I know I’m unqualified to be president of the United States.”

Spicer wrote a book of lies defending the administration and has sold tens of copies. He could have put Trump on blast and told the truth. He would be a millionaire shortly if he'd chosen to go that route and one with a clean conscience. Fuck him. 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think Avenatti is too smart to run for President. I think he was asked about this recently and his response was along the lines of, “I know I’m unqualified to be president of the United States.”

A lot can change in two more years of being the Left/Middle's champion against Trump in the public arena. He enjoys being Trump's foil.

Spicer's tough guy act straight out of the gate in his first presser ever is one of the most entertaining things we'll ever see in the history of American politics. The beaten-down, fatigued shithead with little pink albino mouse eyes in his last few is the second. 

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Spicer's tough guy act straight out of the gate in his first presser ever is one of the most entertaining things we'll ever see in the history of American politics. The beaten-down, fatigued shithead with little pink albino mouse eyes in his last few is the second. 


Dat suit doe.

 

SeanSpicerbadsuit.jpg

 

 

43 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Putin: I'm going to finish on your face Donald. 

Trump: No please don't, I'm a germaphobe, remember. 

Putin: You rawdog pornstars!

Trump: Ya, good point, OK go ahead, please not in the hair though.  

Scott Pruitt is picking out the mattress and the lotion. 

Looks like someone feels threatened.

 

Coming from the official WH account is a new low.

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Same here.  I was a daily Rush listener back in the day.  I believed he was truthful in all things.  And he was sometimes pretty fucking funny.  One day he said that nature had already repaired all the damage that was caused by the eruption of Mt. St. Helens as an argument that we can do our worst and nature will repair itself faster than we can destroy it...

Same here. I listened to a lot of him over the years, and also several of the other conservative hosts. I'd like to think they got into the business with the right intentions and got corrupted by power/wealth. Who knows. Maybe they were always in it just for a buck.

2 hours ago, F250 said:

Asking Trumpkins to buy a book and read it is a bridge too far, even for Trump.

Yeah.  Its better to get him to endorse doomsday buckets or shitty gold plated commemorative items.

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like someone feels threatened.

 

Coming from the official WH account is a new low.

So the White House is specifically targeting Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris today with propaganda and character assassinations.

This seems like an abuse of power, if not illegal.

 

 

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like someone feels threatened.

Coming from the official WH account is a new low.

Forcibly separating children from their parents for a misdemeanor is still quite a bit lower. 

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

The. Best. People.

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28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like someone feels threatened.

 

Coming from the official WH account is a new low.

Not sure if it’s a new low but it is really damn pathetic. 

those @whitehouse tweets are certainly pathetic. the white house is officially in the business of public callouts? how fucking sad is that?

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

There are 250,000 just in Mississippi south of I-10 alone.

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Spoiler alert: the Dark Left wants public schools to teach your children how to properly spell possessive pronouns!

37 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like someone feels threatened.

 

Coming from the official WH account is a new low.

They're all complete pieces of low life shit.  Don't ever let them fool you.

26 minutes ago, retread said:

Same here. I listened to a lot of him over the years, and also several of the other conservative hosts. I'd like to think they got into the business with the right intentions and got corrupted by power/wealth. Who knows. Maybe they were always in it just for a buck.

They were always in it just for a buck. You go through the bios of Rush, Hannity and the like and very few of them were educated. I think Rush lived on welfare for awhile before he started. They’re just like Trump, they found an ignorant audience full of hate and fear and they fed it and gave them what they wanted to hear. And made more money and influence than they ever dreamed of. Truthfully, I enjoyed listening to them only as an entertaining comedy show. Until I realized that there where people who actually believed their crap and started acting on it.

Strong response from Kamala. 

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Yeah, boy, Kamala Harris at Attorney General of California knows nothing about gangs. Nothing at all.

ACLU.  Fuck yeah.  Somebody should get those fuckers some capes.  Until then, they'll have to settle for more donations. 

27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The Dark Left and Deep State must be really terrible at subversion since Fox News is constantly exposing their dastardly plans.

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

this is a win for humanity. first good news in a long time.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:


Dat suit doe.

 

SeanSpicerbadsuit.jpg

 

 

That is an exceptionally ill fitting jacket, and highlights something really interesting about that whole class of political hacks - campaign operatives, "political strategists", and flacks - many if not most of them are perpetually broke.

They live in expensive markets and are inconsistently employed, and when they do work, they don't make as much as you'd think. Plus their work involves a lot of professional drinking and keeping up with the Joneses, leading to spotty credit histories and mountains of debt. 

2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Putin: I'm going to finish on your face Donald. 

Trump: No please don't, I'm a germaphobe, remember. 

Putin: You rawdog pornstars!

Trump: Ya, good point, OK go ahead, please not in the hair though.  

This just ruined the orange and white game for me.  

Trump will take it in the mouth as long as he gets a Cinnabon chaser.

50 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Strong response from Kamala. 

Strong to quite strong.  I wanna high five the fuck out of her.  

Kamala Harris has bigger balls than anyone in the White House.

Shoot, Trump would prefer to double the height of the flagpoles and raise the American flag higher.  He is 100% anti-press.  He is (here we go again) a traitor.

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