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We'll screw up the Urban hire. No worries, this man will save us:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I’m gonna paste what I wrote in the urban thread 

 

Lol. I want Urbs as much as anyone but you are all nuts if you think UT would ever hire him. It’s been made painfully, obviously clear over the past decade or so that we are not a football university. I appreciate that our school keeps the value of my degree high, but the trade off is we will never be an Alabama type program. Urban does not match the perceived “culture” of our “forward thinking” university. You guys are setting yourself up for disappointment. We will keep Herman another couple years, hire some middle of the road non-proven coach who exemplifies the “values” of our university and repeat

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1 minute ago, 936horn said:

I’m gonna paste what I wrote in the urban thread 

 

 

Lol. I want Urbs as much as anyone but you are all nuts if you think UT would ever hire him. It’s been made painfully, obviously clear over the past decade or so that we are not a football university. I appreciate that our school keeps the value of my degree high, but the trade off is we will never be an Alabama type program. Urban does not match the perceived “culture” of our “forward thinking” university. You guys are setting yourself up for disappointment. We will keep Herman another couple years, hire some middle of the road non-proven coach and repeat

I have a little faith in CDC to provide an upgrade over the dipshit coaching this team now. Even if it's not Urban 

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

CDC hasn't proven anything at this point, other Han hiring a softball coach, and women's basketball coach. He keeps retards like Herman and Shaka around. You know, the two biggest money makers for the university. What a great guy. 

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

Yiss

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

What championship has he won?

texas is too pretentious to hire urban

texas had a shot to hire the best bagman in ncaa & turned down tosh lupoi

texas refuses to get off the high horse & play the game for whatever reason 

4 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

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He doesn't cheat like Urban. Chizik won a championship, why don't we hire him if that is the criteria? He has history with the program. Fuck that noise.

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

We'll screw up the Urban hire. No worries, this man will save us:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Absolutely not. Big no to Houston Nutt

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 
This program has been tainted by stink for over a decade. I hate Meyer as much as anyone but at this point I don't care.
1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

He doesn't cheat like Urban. Chizik won a championship, why don't we hire him if that is the criteria? He has history with the program. Fuck that noise.

So he hasn't won anything major where he is now but he's going to win here? Fuck that noise. We need something as close to the sure thing as possible 

8 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

Do you wanna win? I'm down for Urban. Chris Peterson is a long shot. Plus, he's the associate athletic director at Washington so I don't think he's going anywhere.

nah. We'll do something dumb and predictable like throw a bunch of money at Sonny Dykes and ruin both my team's programs.

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Can we get a good photoshop of Urban in Texas coaching gear and then buy out a lot of the cardboard cutout seats at the next home game? An entire section of UT Coach Urban Meyer would be better than a banner.

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

Lol you mean like the stink we’ve had since 2009 of being a shitty fucking underachieving football program? 

Some of you motherfuckers have no memory on shit. What championship did Mack have before he came here? Royal musta had a fuck ton too? Fuck that, you hire a proven coach and give him the resources.  Fucking Urban is a proven cheat and  POS. He wouldn't have left tOSU if that hadn't been the case. 

Meanwhile Aggy is making commemorative tied with Bama 14-14 in the 1st quarter 2020 cups. 

14 minutes ago, 936horn said:

I’m gonna paste what I wrote in the urban thread 

 

Lol. I want Urbs as much as anyone but you are all nuts if you think UT would ever hire him. It’s been made painfully, obviously clear over the past decade or so that we are not a football university. I appreciate that our school keeps the value of my degree high, but the trade off is we will never be an Alabama type program. Urban does not match the perceived “culture” of our “forward thinking” university. You guys are setting yourself up for disappointment. We will keep Herman another couple years, hire some middle of the road non-proven coach who exemplifies the “values” of our university and repeat

I mean, you’re not wrong. It just sucks. We’re the Michigan of the south. We’re probably doing shady shit as it is. Just lean into it

8 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

texas is too pretentious to hire urban

texas had a shot to hire the best bagman in ncaa & turned down tosh lupoi

texas refuses to get off the high horse & play the game for whatever reason 

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7 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

texas is too pretentious to hire urban

texas had a shot to hire the best bagman in ncaa & turned down tosh lupoi

texas refuses to get off the high horse & play the game for whatever reason 

Texas is the most progressive liberal university in the south and were acting like we are liberty university and just can’t hire urban. Lol. 

We need to get a guy who has won a championship. No more on-the-rise coaches like Herman and Charlie Strong. 

23 minutes ago, 936horn said:

I’m gonna paste what I wrote in the urban thread 

 

Lol. I want Urbs as much as anyone but you are all nuts if you think UT would ever hire him. It’s been made painfully, obviously clear over the past decade or so that we are not a football university. I appreciate that our school keeps the value of my degree high, but the trade off is we will never be an Alabama type program. Urban does not match the perceived “culture” of our “forward thinking” university. You guys are setting yourself up for disappointment. We will keep Herman another couple years, hire some middle of the road non-proven coach who exemplifies the “values” of our university and repeat

Pretty sure our fanbase would actually answer our "super duper final alumni verification" if it meant we were getting rid of Herman. 

Anyone hear Urban say that the Oklahoma game will be where leadership is exposed?

Just now, CooterBrown said:


Got a link to where to pay for a cutout seat?

I can look, but this is something my buddy Photoshopped for me. 

10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We need to get a guy who has won a championship. No more on-the-rise coaches like Herman and Charlie Strong. 

I know a guy, but he may cost you...

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck it. 

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He’s going to the Texans

13 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Texas is the most progressive liberal university in the south and were acting like we are liberty university and just can’t hire urban. Lol. 

I don't think Liberty is a very good example of a program that is above hiring anyone.

13 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Lol you mean like the stink we’ve had since 2009 of being a shitty fucking underachieving football program? 

Yep. Our stink is a lot worse than Florida and Ohio State post Urban Meyer.

People are just nose blind to the smell from sniffing their own farts. This program is a shit pile with old crusty Mack Brown and Charlie Strong turds under Herman's diarrhea.

 

We need to get a guy who has won a championship. No more on-the-rise coaches like Herman and Charlie Strong. 
Jimbo?
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Hating Urban at Texas and winning is better than hating Mensa at Texas and losing.

34 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

What championship has he won?

2 pac-12, 1 mountain west, 4 WAC, 1 Bobby Dodd coach of the year 2 Bear Bryant awards. Do you have access to Wikipedia like me? Look at his win/loss record. Then pull your head out of your ass and think about what he could do with top talent. He makes winners out of losers, which happens to be exactly what we need right now. 

9 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

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Break out the wreath fund for an entire section of these. Might replace the banner as our finest moment.

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Which is exactly what people said about Herman.

I don't want another coach that hasn't proven with actual hardware, that they can win a NC.

 

So Jimbo to Aggy must be paying dividends. 

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Which is exactly what people said about Herman.

I don't want another coach that hasn't proven with actual hardware, that they can win a NC.

 

Herman and Petersen have nothing in common. 

48 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:
56 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:
Why  would we want a cheating fuck who will taint the program with his stink?  He isn't the answer. We need Chris Petersen outta Washington. 

This program has been tainted by stink for over a decade. I hate Meyer as much as anyone but at this point I don't care.

At some point, the NCAA will drop the hammer on a major program, and not South Dakota State University for Coal Miners and Blind Teachers.  I'd rather we not be made the example.  Leave it to aggy or another SEC team.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

And Herman is paying dividends at Texas just like Charlie and John Macovick.

I'm fucking done with project head coaches at Texas.

Who do you want then? Do you think Urban is realistic? I would be all in but I don’t see it happening. 

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