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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44


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23 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

"Overlooked the recruiting staff." Freudian slips are a real motherfucker.

Also, someone should tell them that it is currently 2023, and Kevin Mashack has been a part of the staff for, oh, half a fucking year at this point. 

Is AggiesToday the account that is literally run by the 17 year old kid that got rejected from aTm? Because that explains a lot.

Also, firing your recruiting coordinator halfway through a recruiting cycle. A) What could go wrong B) Man, that really speaks to how well the staff feels their chances are with their targets. It's rare you see a situation what aTm fans have to be crossing their fingers that Mashack has a drug or alcohol problem, or tried to Baylor a co-ed, yet here we are...

 

5 hours ago, Deej said:

"Kibbles and Bitz"

This page going HARD

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Of the Texas commits, one is a legacy and the other is a DL. This shit is comical

Just to add on to this from @closetojumping the DL commit has deleted all things aggy on his Twitter, is taking an OV to TCU this weekend, just recently visited Florida, and is retweeting/liking everything Gator these days.  His cover photo is also him in the Flordia gear.

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4-Star Freshman transferring from Kentucky. Had 0 receptions in 2 games, before redshirting. 

He took 2nd in the SEC indoor 60m this year. He's undersized and possibly more of a track star than a WR. Unclear if he'll have to sit a year since he's transferring within the SEC. 

https://www.on3.com/teams/kentucky-wildcats/news/former-kentucky-wr-jordan-anthony-transferring-texas-am/

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10 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

4-Star Freshman transferring from Kentucky. Had 0 receptions in 2 games, before redshirting. 

He took 2nd in the SEC indoor 60m this year. He's undersized and possibly more of a track star than a WR. Unclear if he'll have to sit a year since he's transferring within the SEC. 

https://www.on3.com/teams/kentucky-wildcats/news/former-kentucky-wr-jordan-anthony-transferring-texas-am/

And he's fucking tiny (5-9, 160).

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Gerry mentioned today he is kinda perplexed as to why aggy is recruiting so poorly in state this cycle. He said they are doing much better with the out of state kids they are bringing in.

When you're running a con, you can't continue to hit the same area or word gets around.

If you hit new, less exposed areas, you'll have more success grifting targets who don't know any better.

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4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

When you're running a con, you can't continue to hit the same area or word gets around.

If you hit new, less exposed areas, you'll have more success grifting targets who don't know any better.

Lessons learned from “The Sting”.

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4 hours ago, NoName said:

You have your pick of the following options:

The John King effect?

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TXHSFB finally growing a spine and burning a coach for doing most of his recruiting out of state? Remember how much shit Charlie Strong got for OOS offers - not takes - offers!

More coaches have talked to this guy every year?

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Lack of development of players basically across the board?

Their coaching collection of assholes finally coming home to roost?

Their ancient offensive scheme that's outclassed by most TXHSFB programs?

Bobby Petrino already wearing out his welcome and starting the year with one foot our the door?

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Negative recruiting around DJ Durkin and the utter failure of A&M at DB and LB over the last few years?

An OL coach who leaves the campus to recruit about as much as The Chief did?

Negative recruiting at most of the big programs (you think North Shore has positive feedback for them anymore?)

The mass exodus of players telling their coaches and everyone else why they left and how much of a dumpster fire the program is?

Their amazing mismanagement of the QB position over the last decade?

The utter lack of track record Jimbo has at putting WR into the league, or not using blue chip WRs?

A lack of a NIL program?

Everyone under the sun negative recruiting them on all of the above?

Then you have a guy with a history of being useless as a coach in Craig, multiple nepotism hires on the analyst side, a guy whose role is just to recruit interior DL and BBQ in Terry Price and that leaves you like two positions that are useful.

Oh yeah and they took a couple of FCS guys, one year eligible guys who shouldn't ever see the field, some Charles Wright level QB who has three years of eligibility, two players transferred from Rice, two LBS in the last class who have about as much chance of being successful in the SEC as I do, so so so many cubes at OL. Marry that with an offensive scheme that's basically archaic at this point and a defensive scheme that can't get their best plays consistently on the field and you have this situation they are in. 

Players, families, coaches, trainers, casual fans and everyone else invoked with football outside of the A&M bubble realizing they have an asshole head coach, asshole defense coordinator, asshole offensive coordinator, an all time asshole of an offensive line coach (mix in some light racism there too) and an asshole cosch at whatever position they plugged in James Coley into this year?

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...and guess what? it ain't getting any better anytime soon in state.

 

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….but don’t stop. 

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Yeah they keep mentioning how all the recruits just LOVE Addazio. 😂 I think they’re trying to make fetch happen. 
 

Wonder if Ory Williams knows Addazio likes to talk down to black people.

Well, apparently he refers to his OLB/DEs as bucks. In 2023. 

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They are about to land a bunch of 3*'s and Looch, Howell, Perroni, ect are going to convince those boards that they are criminally underrated by the BOMC services.

He may very well be forced to publish a Looch 44 this year.  It's an easy way to try and control the narrative around the ratings. 

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His hilights look good. Big guy. Completes long passes. I don't know what he looks like play-to-play.

He'll spend a year under Weigman who is the true savior. When Wegs gets his Heisman after the natty when our 2022 class is seasoned, he can just hand over the offense to Paul Bunyan Football!

Or Weigman ends up under the bus and this guy is the One.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

You just have to laugh at Jimbo "QB Whisperer" taking 2 JAGs in one class.

Dude is just completely checked out. Sign a few jags early and then not worry about recruiting and sit on your ass and collect checks.

As long as he is signing somebody, he can’t be fired for cause of not recruiting.

I have always thought that Looch was the master of taking aggie money, but Jimbo is in an entirely different stratosphere. 
 

The shit show of this season between Jimbo and Petrino, and Jimbo and the aggie press, and Jimbo and the fans is going to be something to behold.

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