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14 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy fuck that bat "boy" at the end of the first clip

Although thinking about it there's a decent chance it's an adult with developmental issues, not sure why else a grown adult would be a minor league bat boy. So I guess I feel bad. But still.

you would be correct - that's Big Mike, affectionately known, as the Skeeters bat boy. he's been there since their inception and does have developmental issues but is a really nice guy. Skeeters had a Big Mike bobblehead promotion one night in his honor. it was awesome. 

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, not sure why else a grown adult would be a minor league bat boy.


Fuck i don't have developmental issues (alledgedly) and I would be their bat man

I'd be down for it, but only if I can wear #69

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if you had developmental issues you probably wouldn't know you had developmental issues.  you guys sound like a bunch of guys with developmental issues.

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

How is this even up for debate? Unless he plans to retire, you bring him back for the next two seasons. All you ageist fuckers think he sucks but the undeniable truth is that he's done a good job this year.

I mean if he goes Jack McKeon sure otherwise I wouldn't mind getting younger at that post.

 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Rays win...womp womp

Tonight is the MFY's last gimme game vs Arlington.  The Sox and Jays definitely have the easier path remaining.  Going to be a real shame when spending $200+ million dollars can't even qualify for the wild card.

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4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

How is this even up for debate? Unless he plans to retire, you bring him back for the next two seasons. All you ageist fuckers think he sucks but the undeniable truth is that he's done a good job this year.

I’ll debate that. He’s good, but you think we couldn’t do better? I beg to differ. 

 

Gee, get well, Mike.  Fortunately, the advances in rat veterinary medicine recently have been nothing short of miraculous.

 

I don't see what the Baker debate is.  Of course you bring back a World Series-winning manager unless he decides to ride off into the sunset.

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Almost as racist as when you have no scouting report on a black dude just throwing him curveballs. 

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I am watching Austin Wood coach 5 yr old tee ball game right now that my nephew is on lol

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I am watching Austin Wood coach 5 yr old tee ball game right now that my nephew is on lol

Was his arm in a sling?

Yordan needs to get to 100 tonight....or right now...

Yordan needs to get to 100 tonight....or right now...
Ohhh daddy like

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I’m listening on the radio and I knew that was gone before the announcers said a word. Sounded like a firecracker. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I’m listening on the radio and I knew that was gone before the announcers said a word. Sounded like a firecracker. 

On TV the only question I had is if it would leave Earth

So Yordan not really getting fooled much this series.


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Ball exit speed 105 mph. GIDP

Ball left the bat at 112 mph and traveled a distance of 368 feet. Double

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Batted ball speed 81 mph. groundout 4-3

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what do y’all think julia morales pulls a year from ATTsports/Astros? discussing with a buddy and we have wildly different guesses.

Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what do y’all think julia morales pulls a year from ATTsports/Astros? discussing with a buddy and we have wildly different guesses.

75K plus Clothes

Damn i sure hope I can wipe my own ass at 216 yrs old....hitting 100 rbi is pretty impressive


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7 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

75K plus Clothes

 

she uses a clothing service. like rental i guess. she's talked about it

1 hour ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

what do y’all think julia morales pulls a year from ATTsports/Astros? discussing with a buddy and we have wildly different guesses.

Whatever Julia/TK/Blum make is not enough. It cannot be stated how much better this crew is than pretty much every other team out there. 

I’ve tried to listen to other teams broadcasters and it’s brutal.
 

Trash pandas is fucking awesome and being sponsored by WM, lol

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Whatever Julia/TK/Blum make is not enough. It cannot be stated how much better this crew is than pretty much every other team out there. 

I’ve tried to listen to other teams broadcasters and it’s brutal.
 

Kalas has a pretty nice place out in Kingwood. 
 

Agreed. I really like the trio. They need Blummer to get drunk on air. I remember he “wandered off” in Oakland a few years back and they basically cut him out of the rest of the broadcast. I think he pounded a few cocktails and the camera guy ratted him out. 

Castro! What a badass tonight. Saw him play at Stanford and thought for sure he was gonna be a consistent all-star for us. 

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22 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy fuck that bat "boy" at the end of the first clip

that's big mike #99.

Stellar work from Maton.  The best part of that trade is opening up a spot for Jake.  

that was a swing

 

hopefully gravemen only gives up 1 run 

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