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  • henrygandorf
    henrygandorf

    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Something tells me Ryan Tepera better deactive his social media.

Larussa has already made up his mind to throw at Altuve next AB oblivious that it’s the 9th inning of an elimination game in which his team trails by 9.  

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Lineup is too deep.

we’ve seen too much of their relievers.

I see 3-4 more runs for the good guys 

 

 

Edit: maybe 5-6 if they keep walking guys and can’t get us out on 30’ dribblers 

At 5-1…I’ll take it!

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

That's one of the biggest middle fingers on sports history.  

He should have taken about 3 minutes to round the bases

Only reason I wish Correa had hit it. Would have been a record for longest trot. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Other than attempting to endear himself to White Sox fans, what was La Russa trying to accomplish? 

He wanted to get thrown out so he didn’t have to watch the inevitable.

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Other than attempting to endear himself to White Sox fans, what was La Russa trying to accomplish? 

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Edited by Dennis Taylor

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I can’t remember one that was more satisfying than that.

Altuve walking off Green in July.  Altuve walking off Chapman in ALCS.  Plenty to choose from.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Altuve walking off Green in July.  Altuve walking off Chapman in ALCS.  Plenty to choose from.  

Hence the Archangel title.

I muted the TV and am listening to Ford and Sparky.  Pierzynski have anything to say?

Frank Thomas predicted a 3-2 White Sox win. He needs to take more nugenix.

Radio saying Sparky will have interviews from the dugout. Was he banned from the locker room?

5 straight! Let’s go! 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Radio saying Sparky will have interviews from the dugout. Was he banned from the locker room?

sparky corrected ford to clubhouse, didn't he?

Just now, cabowabo said:

Radio saying Sparky will have interviews from the dugout. Was he banned from the locker room?

Boooooo

Sparky's getting wet!!!!

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Frank Thomas predicted a 3-2 White Sox win. He needs to take more nugenix.

He can go hum on Doug’s flutie …

Astros have a very Longhorn type reaction to this win. Love it.

5 straight ALCS!  

We owe Boston one

sparky corrected ford to clubhouse, didn't he?
Negative. Ford said clubhouse and Sparky said dugout.
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Was Liam Hendicks crying?

Fuck his feelings.

 

2005

 

Spoiler
Yeah a lightning bolt strikes in the air yeah finally it's here
Cause y'all are the judge
The day of judgment finally is near
In your eye I see a tear
And it's reminding me of fear
Rap's been dead so long
So stop denying what you feel
Dis payback for the fact
That y'all ain't trying to keep it real
Grim reaper that we call Revenge
Right beside ya in your ear
He's saying your time expired
Time is finally due it's clear
Not sober mind is a weak mind
And he's buying you a beer
Cheers time for a toast (Your heart's beating your heart's beating)
To the haters that hate you the most (Your heart's beating)
And the friends that pretend to be your folks (Your heart's beating)
This is what revenge sounds like (Your heart's beating your heart's beating)
I hear your heart beating
Keep running your mouth yeah
Your mouth running ahead of you
Your mouth do what your legs should do
Let me walk to the edge with you
Jump off of it it
It sounds like your ready to
Cause these rappers are terrible
And the game is unbearable but I'ma fix fix
This feeling that's dead in you
Got your brains like a vegetable
Use the Pro Tools and tell em to edit it it
Switch to something that's better fool
Turn it up what you better do
When I'm bringing revenge to you it sounds like this this this
Somebody call the doctor (You're not breathing you're not breathing)
They ain't gonna be well after this one right here
You're not breathing (You're not breathing you're not breathing)
Just make sure they learn the name (You're not breathing)
That's about to be running the game (You're not breathing)
Tell em the name
Chamillitary Mayne
Shoulda heard what I was telling you
I don't do what the jealous do
I don't hate when a nigga make it
Cause I'm smarter and better too
You run when they tell you to
But I move when I'm ready to
If you stop to take a breather
See that I'm light years ahead of you
Y'all musta thought y'all wasn't gonna (I'm not leaving I'm not leaving)
Have to see me or something
Houston Texas I'm here now (I'm not leaving I'm not leaving)
Anybody gotta problem
Speak now or forever hold your peace
I ain't think so yeah
The feeling's great cause they pay me
I expect some hatred so daily
I'm sticking the middle finger up
Like the feeling's mutual baby
The franchise and they say with
The future can't really trade me
In Houston I'm number one
Like I'm in the place of McGrady
But keep on pacing it baby
The full truth has arrived
If they ask you about you nigga
You fin to lie
They ask me about me
And hear a truthful reply
They said they seem none
Better than me so hear the truth wit'cha eyes
Better go take over before it rains
Cause I'd hate to say that I told you Mayne
I know I know what you're gonna say
But have it your way
I know these haters is gonna hate
And I see that angry look on your face
Tell em Sound of Revenge is on the way
This isn't your day
Looking for the truth they ask me where have you been
(Where have you been)
(Where have you been)
Getting ready for these haters
I got something for them
(Something for them something for them)
You're real quiet till you think you hear a sound in the wind
(Sound in the wind sound in the wind)
You turn around
Cause you think you hear that sound once again
You hear that yeah what's that
That's The Sound of Revenge
See I told you
That's what happens
When you get on his bad side
Chamillitary Mayne
And now for The Sound of Revenge

 

It would be cool if we could find a trashcan to go throw in the White Sox dugout.

Perfect game. Death by a thousand cuts all day and then a kill shot at the end to destroy any hope of life. And, fuck the haters. 

18 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I can’t remember one that was more satisfying than that.

Postseason, yes.

Regular season was that gm in July vs NYY

Hmm.  Strommy says Lance wasn't feeling good.  So apologies for things that were said.

Edited by WBT

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