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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Does anyone else find it funny that they always bring up Manziel to justify why Sumlin's record is similar at A&M but are too stupid to realize the only reason Jimbo is in this position is because of Winston? 

They are really too dumb to realize the same argument applies to Jimbo. He's done little to nothing without Winston at QB. 

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Haha goddamnit they said it again! These crazy bastards keep yelling at each other about pears. I love them so much.

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They keep worrying about going to a bowl.  Will they even go to the bowl if the other team isn’t decimated by opt outs/illness like North Carolina was during Aggy’s magical Covid season.   

So the answer to your 9 million per year coach is either to fire him or to spend 3 million more per year on coordinators to actually coach. 

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

My money is on a&m "stealing" O'Brien from Alabama to be there OC next season

BOB is getting a HC job somewhere next year. Too many jobs to go around and he's not the worst option out there for a Georgia Tech type school 

4-8 would truly truly make me the happiest fucker in the land oh god the carnage 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

4-8 would truly truly make me the happiest fucker in the land oh god the carnage 

Not me. We need a couple more miracle results like Arkansas. 7-5 is fine with me so Jimbo thinks they’re still on the right track. 

4-8 and half of their 5-stars jump ship. 7-5 and Jimbo (or their promised money) keeps them for another year. 
I want to see 4-8. 

11 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

4-8 and half of their 5-stars jump ship. 7-5 and Jimbo (or their promised money) keeps them for another year. 
I want to see 4-8. 

I think a lot of the 5 stars are going to leave either way due to lack of playing time or offensive failures. 

4-8 is dumpster fire territory and even Jimbo will know some major changes need to be made. 

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12 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

 

12 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


So now he’s “Fisher” and no longer “Jimbo.”

Good observation. Be very attentive, when Liucci turns on Fisher it’s because the AD there has given him his marching orders. 

8 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Just a quick reminder that while WhiteSinatra hates KKL, and he has posted here, he is still a piece of shit. 

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TexAgs: Texas is a cesspool because their donors have so much influence.

Also TexAgs: WHY WON'T OUR DONORS USER THEIR INFLUENCE TO FIX THIS!!

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Reading about how Jimbo has “lost” them, and thinking about that contract they gave him immediately made me think about this:

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Reading about how Jimbo has “lost” them, and thinking about that contract they gave him immediately made me think about this:


 

 

 

Engaged?  They’re full on married with Jimbo having an ironclad prenup where he gets all the money if they split up

I have to say…we need Jimbo at atm as long as possible. That being said him being hired at WV and immediately bitching about zero booster support and resources would be a delightful play for all of us to witness. 

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This is fun. 
 

 

40 minutes ago, TXRed said:

This is fun. 
 

 

This man needs a statue

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

BOB is getting a HC job somewhere next year. Too many jobs to go around and he's not the worst option out there for a Georgia Tech type school 

I think Bob Bullet Chin (BBC) is angling to get back to the NFL. BBC was HC at Penn State, his alma mater, and ended up back in the NFL. He's just in Tuscaloosa for Saban's football rehab program. 

This man needs a statue

A plaster of pearus bronze colored statue of Mike Leach on 8&4 campus right!!!

And it’s pear on aggy behalf. Because a pear aunt ly, they need moar pears!
16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I think Bob Bullet Chin (BBC) is angling to get back to the NFL. BBC was HC at Penn State, his alma mater, and ended up back in the NFL. He's just in Tuscaloosa for Saban's football rehab program. 

He went to Brown.

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In one paragraph, the holy triple mantra of the dumbass fan capped off by pure Aggie.

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1. Call the touchdown plays! It's not the play calling, it's the offense.

2. Any qb we haven't started is the one we should start! No comment needed.

3. Find a new OC who knows the touchdown plays!

4. Wait 'til next year! Whipped to glory by a new play-caller and ridden by the mystery QB, the sleeping giant rises to its feet and dominates as foretold in the chronicles at Fish Camp. Need we add Whoop?

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2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I know it’s a challenge quoting Boomhauer, but what was Jimbo’s comment about West Virginia?

Tldr someone asked if he'd ever go back to WV to coach, and his response was along tbe lines of "never say never"

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Tldr someone asked if he'd ever go back to WV to coach, and his response was along tbe lines of "never say never"

Why would the aggy state run media department ask that question? 

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Tldr someone asked if he'd ever go back to WV to coach, and his response was along tbe lines of "never say never"

Yeah never say never in this business and home is home

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Why would the aggy state run media department ask that question? 

It was a local WV reporter who asked him. I think the context was about Neal browns seat being hot. Don't know why she was in a place to be able to field that question though.

What an epic line. 
 

“He lost the fanbase when a f'n Sun Belt team waltzed into Kyle, pulled his pants down and did what they wanted.”

 

They're not going 4-8. 6-6 is my guess and 5-7 is possible.

 

Would WVU even want Jimbo? He's a shitty coach. 

Then again he is a sitting. natty. corch.

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@ Bama' - L

@ Scar - ?  leaning towards a W

Ole Miss - L

Florida - W (Florida is not very good)

@ Auburn - ugly W

UMass - lulz W

LSU - L

17 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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This thread is about to get fun again.

Everything about yesterday was glorious.  Best day in college football in…..I can’t remember how long 

Love the lines about how Chavis was such a disaster like they all knew it at the time. 
 

Am I misremembering or didn’t he enjoy a mythical (and bewildering) inflated tough guy reputation among their fans a lot like Jimbo has? I feel like I remember jokes about a snuff boy and chavis’ son becoming a minor celeb on texags for talking a lot of shit about Texas.
 

I feel like there were some strong “sitting SEC championship DC” and “real manly man unlike the fake Hollywood sip coaches” type vibes. 

Is it unrealistic to think that one of their own boosters may self- report a violation to the NCAA to get the "for cause" train on the track 

1 hour ago, Jebus said:

Love the lines about how Chavis was such a disaster like they all knew it at the time. 
 

Am I misremembering or didn’t he enjoy a mythical (and bewildering) inflated tough guy reputation among their fans a lot like Jimbo has? I feel like I remember jokes about a snuff boy and chavis’ son becoming a minor celeb on texags for talking a lot of shit about Texas.
 

I feel like there were some strong “sitting SEC championship DC” and “real manly man unlike the fake Hollywood sip coaches” type vibes. 

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

Looking forward to when Jimbo is finally gone 10 years from now and everyone on Texags is recounting how everyone knew it was a big mistake to hire him but by god the current guy is the real deal

41 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

you mean "The Chief"?

 

(not to be confused with "The Marine")

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