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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

@ Bama' - L

@ Scar - ?  leaning towards a W

Ole Miss - L

Florida - W (Florida is not very good)

@ Auburn - ugly W

UMass - lulz W

LSU - L

Any game in the SEC is going to be hard for aggy to win without the other team completely shitting the bed, just like Arkansas did. Sure South Carolina and Auburn could oblige ritz bitz, but going into those games hoping for seems like a recipe for losses.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Yep. Chavis was a god to those idiots when he was there. 

Sittin' up in a deer blind spittin' Copenhagen and taking dead solid aim at the next opponent. 

They used that metaphor more than once.

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16 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Checking in on Fisher and Sumlin after 53 games

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As someone pointed out earlier, every Aggie on Texags thinks his next thought is so fresh, original, and insightful that it deserves its own thread. 

I guess this is original because it makes absolutely no sense. 

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess this is original because it makes absolutely no sense. 

 

I mean, that just makes it par for the course over there, no?

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you mean "The Chief"?

 

(not to be confused with "The Marine")

I've also been told that one of the business school professors asks to be addressed as "General"

Not joking. 

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47 minutes ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

1. Jimbo needs to hire a like-minded OC and delegate more.  Like Looch does in running texags!

2. Miss State is a respectable SECSECSEC team.  Since aggy jouned the SEC, their coaches have been Mullen and Leach.  Damn good coaches.  Well and Moorehead and we lost one to him too.

3. A&M has to be better.  In hiring Jimbo, they showed they should be on the level of Bama and Georgia and where LSU and Florida used to be.

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And they need a players only meeting!

39 minutes ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

1 hour ago, jofus said:

cliffs notes pls. kthxbai.

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

That Milroe line is probably the biggest lie in a litany of lies. 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is a really great offensive mind with 2 skins on the wall, he knows what he's doing

Jimbo will maybe get help by getting an OC, but should still call plays, and will get an open checkbook to get the best

Jimbo really really cares about his kids, even after they graduate

Would aggy might have won if they had called the blatant offsides on that blocked FG? probably not, but maybe

Miss St has had great coaches since aggy joined - winning on the road in SEC is hard - remember all of this when these schools have to come to Kyle Field

O-line needs to have another players only meeting, as they spiraled out of control and that bled down onto everyone

besides Bama, the rest of aggy opponents are average, so there is hope

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

aggy big wigs need to keep their mouth shut cuz Jimbo ain't going anywhere

did defense play bad? no, they almost had 3 picks and Antonio would have had a pick 6 if not for a great play by miss st - only played 3 man front because they are thin on personnel, lots of guys hurt - 

Thinks Max is not playing, nor Bryce Young - Milroe was set to commit to aggy, but they wanted Stowers

Saban wants to humiliate Jimbo - not expecting aggy to win, but you beat them last year and now you face a backup, so you never know - Haynes King now gets another crack at this job - 

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

But now it's starting to affect other teams home games.

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You goofballs. They’re not going 4-8.  

not with that attitude

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Jimbo is blue collar on and off the field, which is why he is a great fit for aggy

I guess farmers and mechanics still make up the bulk of the student body there. Oh, no, it's Houston suburban kids that aren't any different than any other university students except they opted for a cult that tells themselves endless lies about who they are starting with their ludicrous honor code.

Jimbo's a phony, too. Liucci saying that merely hiring this hack who was about to be douched out of FSU showed the world that A&M belongs with the Alabama's and Georgia's of the world is perfect Aggie delusion.

So their mercenary army at DL couldn’t field 4 players at once?

 

I guess that’s possible, when you consider that 10 months ago they couldn’t possibly field a team with only 65 players. 

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

 

On one hand, he knows his audience, so he's going to shovel out BS like this because he knows they'll lap it up.  OTOH, he's an aggy as well, so the delusion is ingrained.  Tough call.

aggy struggled against run vs Miss St (a poor running team)

Also they are a "Cupcake Game" 😋

 

That can't be correct. It's my understanding that, as the moon, A&M controls the Tide.

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They really did basically hire late stage Mack. A stubborn, aging megalomaniac and underachiever on the downslope of his career.  I remember hoping that a new OC would fix everything. 

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Any game in the SEC is going to be hard for aggy to win without the other team completely shitting the bed, just like Arkansas did. Sure South Carolina and Auburn could oblige ritz bitz, but going into those games hoping for seems like a recipe for losses.

Any road game is going to be hard for aggy. 

Jimbo has lost the last 3 true road games. 

Jimbo is now 8-10 in true road games at aggy. 

If you want to know why they continue to try and play as many home games as possible there's your answer. He's an awful coach on the road. 

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Jimbo is now 8-10 in true road games at aggy. 

If you want to know why they continue to try and play as many home games as possible there's your answer. He's an awful coach on the road. 

FIFY. 

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy fuck, there is no way he believes any of this bullshit.

If you question the looch, that's a ban

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17 hours ago, WBT said:

This loss cost A&M Gameday for the 2nd time in a month!

The greatest thing that could POSSIBLY happen right now is for gameday to show up and shine a national spotlight on the giant rotting turd that is aggy football right now and then get a subsequent nationally televised beatdown. 

29 minutes ago, AP101S said:

 

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs?  Did I hear that correctly.  WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.  

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs?  Did I hear that correctly.  WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.  

And a throne made of spent lures. 

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

It's "turdition" to do those kicks and pace back and forth.

They must've told Hicks he was the missing piece for the DL to bring them a national championship.

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12 minutes ago, AP101S said:
They must've told Hicks he was the missing piece for the DL to bring them a national championship.

"trust me, there will be plenty of opportunities to play after we process those 5* that were super overrated!"

1 hour ago, AP101S said:

 

I cannot imagine my life being so fucking miserable that I would choose to spend any Friday night at this shit. 

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2 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

At 1:21 ... "Fightin' texas aggy bassfishing national champs! (whoop) Fightin' texas aggy, anything we do, we do well. We win! (whoop)"

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Did anybody at that bassfishing national championship check the Aggie fish for lead weights?

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

The little perouette kicks are just the chef's kiss. And so many of them do it, it is just incredible that they don't see how stupid they look. 

That’s the part that gets me. I can live with the corny jokes that have been recycled for 50 years. They’re stupid and predictable, and I heard a lot of them when my grandparents would have Hee-Haw on when I was a kid, but whatever. It’s all the choreography and call with physical responses and poses that is so cringey.  For a fan base that likes to see itself as a bulwark of traditional masculinity they sure don’t seem to realize how much they look like a Broadway dance troop out there. 

2 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

Someone tell Vlad Putin to direct his mini nuke here. 

4 hours ago, Jebus said:

Did anybody at that bassfishing national championship check the Aggie fish for lead weights?

Lead weights? aggy filled those bass with jizz.

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Caught them all on their favorite lure. 

 

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Something tells me they have to remind Kipp to not deepthroat the microphone. 

9 hours ago, AP101S said:

 

Why do they keep talking shit on other towns? With the demise of GattiTown, the best restauarant in College Station is also Applebee's. 

For the best restaurant in College Station, you have to drive to the McDonald's in Caldwell. 

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