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LSU struggling with a team we beat by a billion and Missouri going to get dog walked later. I ain’t skeered.

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“Still a ranked win. “Jesus.

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Now do Michigan, Vandy, OU

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florida with lagway and florida with yale transfer are two different teams

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

florida with lagway and florida with yale transfer are two different teams

You’re right, LSU actually looks really good. 

But Lagway doesn't play defense

Thujone's Clem as a drone would be just magical sir. I hereby commission you for such a project. Or the aggy rollercoaster. Or the Liucci dick gif. Or all of the above. 

Give me dick butt for the win!
Their SoS is higher because they have to play us.  Our SoS is lower because we play them.  That is it in a nutshell.
Common Opponents:
Fla.  - aggies away.  - Texas at home.
Ark. - aggies neutral site - Texas away.
Miss St. - aggies away - Texas at home
 
aggies:                                                 Texas:
LSU - at home                                     Georgia - at home
Mizzou - at home                               Kentucky - at home
South Carolina - away                       Oklahoma - neutral site
Auburn - away                                   Vanderbilt - away
We play them at home while we are on the road, but our schedule is a piece of cake because we are playing a weak aggie football program and they have to play the powerhouse University of Texas.  Nevermind, they are getting us at home and we play away.   Their biggest argument for us having an SEC cupcake schedule is that they suck and are dragging our SoS to the dirt and theirs is tougher because they have to play the juggernaut that is The University of Texas.

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aggy captured perfectly!

Had to smile yesterday watching the ags' two "impressive" wins vanish.  Lulz.

Aggy best wins are Mizzou and LSU , who likely aren't going to end the season ranked and a loss to ND that would not be close if they played again.

They dodged every single top team, and got boat raced by South Carolina.

a&m sucks sheep ass and will lose convincingly 

14 hours ago, futureman said:

my point stands. 

Just because it stands doesn’t make it intelligent. 

Texas and A&M score differential (first and second column respectively) vs SEC teams, ranked per FPI.  Tiers are arbitrarily created by me.

TIER 1

1 - Texas                    N/A         TBD

2 - Bama                   N/A          N/A

3 - Georgia               -15            N/A

4 - Ole Miss              N/A           N/A

5 - Tennessee           N/A           N/A

 

TIER 2

6 - South Carolina    N/A           -24

7 - A&M                     TBD          N/A

8 - LSU                      N/A           +15

 

TIER 3

9 - Missouri               N/A          +31

10 - Florida                +32          +13

11 - OU                       +31           N/A

12 - Auburn                N/A          TBD

13 - Arkansas            +10           +4

 

TIER 4

14 - Vanderbilt          +3             N/A

15 - Kentucky            TBD          N/A

16 - Miss St               +22           +10

 

Non-con they have ND > Michigan, but our easiest opponents CSU and La Monroe would both be double digit favorites over NM State and McNeese.

21 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Just because it stands doesn’t make it intelligent. 

make an argument against it.  oh that’s right you can’t.  carry on. 

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

Texas and A&M score differential (first and second column respectively) vs SEC teams, ranked per FPI.  Tiers are arbitrarily created by me.

TIER 1

1 - Texas                    N/A         TBD

2 - Bama                   N/A          N/A

3 - Georgia               -15            N/A

4 - Ole Miss              N/A           N/A

5 - Tennessee           N/A           N/A

 

TIER 2

6 - South Carolina    N/A           -24

7 - A&M                     TBD          N/A

8 - LSU                      N/A           +15

 

TIER 3

9 - Missouri               N/A          +31

10 - Florida                +32          +13

11 - OU                       +31           N/A

12 - Auburn                N/A          TBD

13 - Arkansas            +10           +4

 

TIER 4

14 - Vanderbilt          +3             N/A

15 - Kentucky            TBD          N/A

16 - Miss St               +22           +10

 

Non-con they have ND > Michigan, but our easiest opponents CSU and La Monroe would both be double digit favorites over NM State and McNeese.

It seems like daily there's a new chart or graph that I have no hope of interpretting. Thanks for the summary at the bottom.

[okay, I get it now. Thanks.]

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

make an argument against it.  oh that’s right you can’t.  carry on. 

You thinking you’re correct is enough for me 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Waiting for the Longstreet meltdown posts…

That’ll make for some fine Sunday evening leisure reading. 

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ATM fans haven't been this disappointed in a Longstreet since Gettysburg.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

ATM fans haven't been this disappointed in a Longstreet since Gettysburg.

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This was *LESS THAN 48 HOURS AGO*

 

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This was *LESS THAN 48 HOURS AGO*
 
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I am here for the following:

Longstreet is scared on the competition from Marcel Reed

He’s not as good as the guys we really wanted

He’s not SEC ready

Elko was going to pull his offer after he went to the USC game so he decommitted. 
 

But mostly, I am here for the Aggie tears. 

26 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I am here for the following:

Longstreet is scared on the competition from Marcel Reed

He’s not as good as the guys we really wanted

He’s not SEC ready

Elko was going to pull his offer after he went to the USC game so he decommitted. 
 

But mostly, I am here for the Aggie tears. 

To add to their stupid talking points:

Something along the lines of “We’ve had 5 stars bust before so we shouldn’t worry about recruiting them”. 

Lots of interesting things from Brauny's posts.

1) Texags only seek information that confirms their bias. Everyone from the outside looking in, knew that Longstreet was going to flip in minute USC showed any interest. Brauny's due diligence ended after his 1st call to his "source" that confirmed his bias.

2) aggy has their savior in Reed, which caused Longstreet to leave because of an empty QB room at USC, but he thinks all these other QBs are immediately going to flip to come into the same situation that he says drove away Longstreet, just makes no fucking sense.

3) Reed fucking sucks, and thinking he's the longterm answer is hilarious, if aggy really starts pursuing another serious QB prospect in the 2025 class, that should really tell everyone what the coaching staff really thinks of Reed.

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Good to see reed is the next heisman winner.  Amazing how they can do this with every qb. 
 

Of course he had better watch out because that nobody 3rd stringer looks like an nfl qb already, against powerhouse nmsu.  Healthy qb room, great competition, will only make them both better! 
 

Just like king and starkel. Or weigman and calzada. Or whoever. 

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aggy also forgets the biggest factor. 
 

SoCal. > college station 

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Hilarious and predictable. If Longstreet doesn’t think he can beat out Reed as a freshman, he needs to go find another career. 
 

Let’s track it out chronologically:

- Outrage that Wiggy wasn’t listed as Heisman favorite in the season previews.

- Lose to Notre Dame, Wiggy is a pothead.
 

- Winning streak with Reed, dark horse Heisman contender. 

- Wiggy is the 2025 favorite after the Mizzou game and then chases that with a benching against LSU. 
 

- Get smoked by South Carolina, Reed sucks and can’t throw. Longstreet is the savior. 
 

- Longstreet flips, and… wait for it… Reed is so good he scared away Longstreet. 

 

Clearly this hurts if you're ATM but their handwringing is a little silly tbh. No duh a Socal kid wants to stay home at USC and play for QB guru Lincoln Riley instead of shipping off for Texas and a bunch of coaches with zero NFL QB products. 

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Clearly this hurts if you're ATM but their handwringing is a little silly tbh. No duh a Socal kid wants to stay home at USC and play for QB guru Lincoln Riley instead of shipping off for Texas and a bunch of coaches with zero NFL QB products. 

You seriously think those fucking donkeys can put that all together? 

Russell should use aggy to get more money out Bama, but he should stick. DeBoer is infinitely better than Klein. 
 

Schobel would be a layup if he didn’t have the family history at TCU. Good player, but he’s probably best suited for the Big 12. 

I am disappointed I left off one of the excuses. I totally forgot about the “Looch knew about his for months but didn’t want to say anything.”  They have hit on all but one!!  It’s like clockwork with the Aggies. 

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"With Reed probably going NFL after 25".

This man is grounded in reality.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy also forgets the biggest factor. 
 

SoCal. > college station 

Sure Southern California has great weather, traditions of winning, elite networking opportunities, beautiful women, great social scene and activities, but do they have a dixie chicken and bottle cap alley?  

21 minutes ago, Yuk said:

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"With Reed probably going NFL after 25".

This man is grounded in reality.

Hahahahja

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18 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Sure Southern California has great weather, traditions of winning, elite networking opportunities, beautiful women, great social scene and activities, but do they have a dixie chicken and bottle cap alley?  

He could've had a legion of 50 year old men in the Houston suburbs calling him "Streety" that are willing to die for him. He could've had it all. What an idiot. 

I'm not sure that many elite QB's are itching to be a battering ram in the Klein offense. Like when he tried to sneak Reed on 4th and didn't realize that he might weigh 180 lbs. Klein would have loved Weigman to be that guy but Weigman doesn't know his left hand from his right and is more fragile than the lamp in A Christmas Story. Reed is quick but it's predictable now. 

Tldr: You are fucked if you are their QB. 

These next two weeks are going to be hilarious for aggy. The Auburn and Texas DL are going to lay some hits on Reed.

6 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I'm not sure that many elite QB's are itching to be a battering ram in the Klein offense. Like when he tried to sneak Reed on 4th and didn't realize that he might weigh 180 lbs. Klein would have loved Weigman to be that guy but Weigman doesn't know his left hand from his right and is more fragile than the lamp in A Christmas Story. Reed is quick but it's predictable now. 

Tldr: You are fucked if you are their QB. 

I didn't know Weigman was Italian...

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I'd buy this dude a beer any time. Cracked me up. 

 

 

Also, I called this months ago when I said Lewis is looking around and USC is going after Longstreet. It was only a matter of time. 

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5 hours ago, Yuk said:

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"With Reed probably going NFL after 25".

This man is grounded in reality.

And if Henderson is so good, why didn’t he, an upperclass transfer, get the start over Reed? Why was the first game action he got garbage time against NMSU?

5 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

He could've had a legion of 50 year old men in the Houston suburbs calling him "Streety" that are willing to die for him. He could've had it all. What an idiot. 

I believe they would have settled on "The General" to honor his civil war heritage.

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