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I love how they think just buying a team will work out, they tried that in 2022 and it blew up in their faces, meanwhile we had 3 star and low 4 star guys flashing all night destroying their asses.

Shit, we lost our 5-star, 1st round NFL LT, brought in his low 4-star backup that has been in the program for 3 years and we didn't miss a beat. Their 5-star and high 4-star DL did jack and shit last night.

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10 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It’s gotta be extra rough to lose this game for them after hypothetically beating us every year since 2011.

they really thought they were going to win this game 50-0

just like last week against barn the reason(s) they did not are THE GREATEST FUCKING MYSTERY OF ALL TIME

 

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“Either tu wanted it more or we were lied to about our dline talent”

So close to being sentient, so close. 

2 hours ago, Danimal said:

There has to be a point where absurd dollar values for talented but unproven freshmen cause real locker room / culture problems. Right? Or am I missing something? Not saying these 3 are mercenaries or head cases, but I am assuming other players on the team are likely to get pissed if the difference in pay is crazy.

it's fantastic

they have already proven they will cook books and neither utimco or the lege will put a stop to it or hold them accountable, so let's talk up their massive paydays to buy the highstars needed to fabricate their class rankings: aggy NIL POWER!!!!

paid unprovens will either a) pan out, b) wash out or c) get a 2nd payday after showing any value when they get on the field

wash rinse repeat

why are b or c more likely?

because 90% of those highstars are not signing because they believe in milkmen, cosplay or semen jars

legacies aside, how any african-american kid can take their money with the intent of going 5 years in support of that racist institution IS A MYSTERY!!!!

 

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I like how you can’t cuss on TexAgs but racism and homophobia are a-okay. 

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Watched with my (almost) grown kids last night. At one point Elko lifted his hat up and my daughter said,

”Holy crap what happened to his hairline?”

Son responded immediately,

“He ate it!”

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11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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revenge is best served cold

what did losangeles expect should have happened?

aggy cops should have arrested sips for committing cognitive dissonance?

the corps should have drawn swords and attacked burnt orange for outshining aggy?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

aggy are the Wile E. Coyote of college sports. They’re like a fucking cartoon villain. It’s greatness.

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A mere 2 yards away. 

 

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1 minute ago, Horndog said:

A mere 2 yards away. 

 

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Do we get to change a couple of poor plays into successful plays also?  A couple spring to mind. 

4 hours ago, pacman said:

I love that they fundamentally misunderstand our NIL success. Our NIL success seems to come from the strong strategic deployment of our resources, not sheer volume of dollars as they seem to imply. I would argue their idea of NIL use is the exact opposite of ours. I am glad for them to stay in the dark on that fact.

we've always had a death star

nil made it fully operational

to further agree, you have to buy the right players that want to buy in to your school, your academics, your culture, your environment AS WELL AS your football program

aggy will never operationalize their donkey kong stadium while none of those attributes are an attractive invesment

aggy are condemned to only throwing infinite piles of (our) money at the problem

and this is glorious

 

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do we get to change a couple of poor plays into successful plays also?  A couple spring to mind. 

That’s not how aggy excuse making works ya durn sip!

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I can't even tell you how gleeful it would make me if aggy left the SEC and joined the Big 10 running from us.  It would be the most amazing and wonderful thing that ever happened.  My goodness it would be glorious.  I mean, there is no way it will happen.  But, it's also almost impossible to overstate how much little dick energy those dipshits bring to everything.

I was fine with never playing them again. I was wrong.  We should do this more often. It's glorious.  

we should start a gofundme to kick them out

reason: undershining themselves

27 minutes ago, Horndog said:

A mere 2 yards away. 

 

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Blinn critical thinking 101

33 minutes ago, Horndog said:

A mere 2 yards away. 

 

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We can play the same game and point out it should have been 34-0.

Allow them their moral victories. It's all they have.

42 minutes ago, Horndog said:

A mere 2 yards away. 

 

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I saw another post on there where someone was refuting that they got “dominated” other than the two goal line stands.

Bro, if you can’t punch it in from within the 5 yard line after 8 attempts with 4 of them at the 1 yard line, you got dominated.

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we've always had a death star
nil made it fully operational
to further agree, you have to buy the right players that want to buy in to your school, your academics, your culture, your environment AS WELL AS your football program
aggy will never operationalize their donkey kong stadium while none of those attributes are an attractive invesment
aggy are condemned to only throwing infinite piles of (our) money at the problem
and this is glorious
 

Throwing money at a program doesn’t work. Investing money in a program does work.

The Jimbo contract is a perfect example of this. “Doesn’t matter, got Jimbo” slogan epitomizes their culture which created this deficiency.
13 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The 11th ranked recruiting class is not a good sign.

You normally get a bump in the first year under a new coach. 

True. But their coach apparently is a shitty recruiter (which I thought he was OK, but apparently not). Poor bastards. Maybe they'll slip down to 26 where they'll be raked after last night. 

Scalding hot! Haha fucking chode. 😂

17 hours ago, crash_davis said:

My body is ready...

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How it ended...

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Liucci has to be the biggest scam artist I've ever seen.

For 25 years, he's been telling aggys "next year is the year" while mixing in a bunch of non-sensical hate about Texas. Somehow, collectively aggys are so dumb as a group they haven't figured out this scam. 

It's actually incredible how a guy can be so wrong over 25 years, yet aggys still listen to him. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci has to be the biggest scam artist I've ever seen.

For 25 years, he's been telling aggys "next year is the year" while mixing in a bunch of non-sensical hate about Texas. Somehow, collectively aggys are so dumb as a group they haven't figured out this scam. 

It's actually incredible how a guy can be so wrong over 25 years, yet aggys still listen to him. 

I can't wait to see the cliff notes of his Loochador or whatever it's called this week.  

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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

I can't wait to see the cliff notes of his Loochador or whatever it's called this week.  

Somebody should pull up all his tweets about the "SEC being physical" and "Texas can't hang in the SEC because it's different than the Big 12."

aggys really bought this nonsense and it all collapsed in year 1. It's actually hilarious. 

27 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci has to be the biggest scam artist I've ever seen.

For 25 years, he's been telling aggys "next year is the year" while mixing in a bunch of non-sensical hate about Texas. Somehow, collectively aggys are so dumb as a group they haven't figured out this scam. 

It's actually incredible how a guy can be so wrong over 25 years, yet aggys still listen to him. 

Especially when you consider the amount of money he has pulled out of those rubes...

And that they somehow allowed thrir nil collective to run through texags so that he can wet his beak

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Since this post Sark is 23-3 and they are  15-10 

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Classy group those aggys

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they couldn't even find maroon spray paint?  

1 hour ago, pacman said:

Especially when you consider the amount of money he has pulled out of those rubes...

Doesn’t he get a cut of all NIL for administration of their collective?

I must say, I didn’t have the lionization of Jimbo Fisher a year after he was fired on my bingo card. Wow. And lolz. 

 

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9 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Imagine how bad this morning would be had Trump lost

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AG

Going to drive my diesel F250 and shoot my buddies suppressed AR. Maybe kill some hogs tonight. Things that would be in jeopardy had she won.

Slick

 

I was going to say last night, they'll always have DJT to keep them warm, but Tex Pete would fucking melt.

I don’t give a shit what you believe politically. It just has no business HERE. There’s a board for it and some of us want no part of that bullshit. Take it over there and douche it up. 

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Can't believe they even left South Carolina, Auburn and Mizzou off our schedule!  Man we got lucky!!!  

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci has to be the biggest scam artist I've ever seen.

For 25 years, he's been telling aggys "next year is the year" while mixing in a bunch of non-sensical hate about Texas. Somehow, collectively aggys are so dumb as a group they haven't figured out this scam. 

It's actually incredible how a guy can be so wrong over 25 years, yet aggys still listen to him. 

He is really good as a scammer and he has Pate and similar SEC types spewing his talking points and they also eat it up.

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4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Oh, there was a coach in this mix who didn't quite make it to 2024, just not the one he thought.

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19 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Jesus Christ. It's like they expect year 1 to be NC contenders. They're too impatient. Gotta keep up with the Joneses. A competent HC will build his team over time, but that's not what they want. They're babies who want it Now! I don't want to wait for year 2, 3, 4 to build a roster. Gimme gimme gimme. 

Make no mistake, this has nothing to do with general impatience.

The is about us.  They're impatient because they can no longer hide behind the "if tu was in the sec" or "if they had to face us now" fairy tales they've been spinning for 10+ years.  We're in their yard again, and they're painfully aware they've been exposed. 

Now, like all things aggy, they're hoping there's some magic solution they can throw money at and catch up to what sark has spent the last 4 years building. 

It's beautiful because there isn't, and they can't, and I suspect now they never will.

30 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Make no mistake, this has nothing to do with general impatience.

The is about us.  They're impatient because they can no longer hide behind the "if tu was in the sec" or "if they had to face us now" fairy tales they've been spinning for 10+ years.  We're in their yard again, and they're painfully aware they've been exposed. 

Now, like all things aggy, they're hoping there's some magic solution they can throw money at and catch up to what sark has spent the last 4 years building. 

It's beautiful because there isn't, and they can't, and I suspect now they never will.

But what about our wholesome, God-fearing, deeply strange, and cringy Yell Leaders? And our dog cemetery? And our collection of ridiculous, pre-World War II, mandatory cheers?  Not to mention the opportunity to play soldier on a campus of Brutalist architecture that would embarrass a hard-core Soviet. And the elephant walk? For God's sake, the fucking elephant walk! And squeezing your left nut?

How can all that not speak to the kids off today?

Just you wait you degenerate Sips. The sleeping giant has awakened (clap harder all you lousy 2 percenters). Texas A&M has a great future and always will have.   

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