May 15, 2025May 15 Yea, Sark is losing all kinds of sleep thinking of where A&M ranks among recruiting competitors. I'm not crazy. Really. I'm not. Me, neither. I'm perfectly normal.
May 15, 2025May 15 1 hour ago, Tylerocks said: It;s hilarious to me that those pea-brains on the Brazos think the only reason one would choose Texas over them is NIL $. No reference to overall success, recent success, culture, coaching staff, draft success, trajectory of program, national pull/significance, returning players, national brand etc. not even leaning into the "playing school" aspects. Money=only way Yeah, but they've got a dead dog cemetery, dorky milk men, toy soldiers, Soviet-style architecture, and a variety of pitiful sadomasochistic rituals to go with the bestest fans ever. It takes a lot of money to pull 18-year-old kids away from that.
May 15, 2025May 15 The two things I find most amusing about these comments from the boards: 1) The ministry's full-throated defense of the Elk's regime and recruiting prowess. 2) The (apparently) growing view that Jimbo was fired too early, that he could have been made CEO and all would be well. Both are hilarious.
May 15, 2025May 15 37 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: 2) The (apparently) growing view that Jimbo was fired too early, that he could have been made CEO and all would be well. Since they are paying him all of his contract, could they force him to come back and work for it? I’d very much like to see that play out.
May 16, 2025May 16 7 hours ago, Getafix said: Lulz ... Mack chiming in. I'd love for Mack to become an aggy twitter menace
May 16, 2025May 16 1 hour ago, South Austin said: I’m guessing got his undergrad at aggy and a graduate degree at Texas. It strikes me that there is at least an outside chance that he's actually an Aggie, and he's contributing in someway back to the University. I think those that financially support the program might be more critical and likely to call bullshit. Texags might be better served by claiming they are under-gunned and need the red asses to get their checkbooks out. Course it's Aggie, so that would make too much sense, and while it might help the program, it might cause less support for TA, so it's more likely that Margot Robbie tracks me down cause she's lonely than the TA's calls out the fanbase or admin.
May 16, 2025May 16 “Leading the list of 13 independent contractors paid six figures or more was Maroon & White LPthe parent company of the online fan forum TexAgs.comwhich received $1.1 million for "external marketing services.” After reading this last week, I’m not sure why TexAgs subscribers expect any objectivity from the copy writers. TexAgs is a marketing branch of the athletic dept, not an objective news outlet or discussion forum. There isn’t another light to look at it in.
May 16, 2025May 16 1 hour ago, Babytime said: “Leading the list of 13 independent contractors paid six figures or more was Maroon & White LPthe parent company of the online fan forum TexAgs.comwhich received $1.1 million for "external marketing services.” After reading this last week, I’m not sure why TexAgs subscribers expect any objectivity from the copy writers. TexAgs is a marketing branch of the athletic dept, not an objective news outlet or discussion forum. There isn’t another light to look at it in. We all know Texags is a paid mouth piece for the aggy Athletic Department, to the tune of $1+ million. Nothing shows the contrast between the culture of Texas and A&M like the hit pieces we get from FCB & K-Bowels v. the endless sunshine pumping from Texags, the open Freedom of the Press v. the Ministry of Mis-information that would make Russia and Iraq blush. So the A&M Athletic Department pays $$$ to Texags, which then solicits $$$ on "behalf" of NIL, so Texags can skim their % of the NIL $$$ contributions, and return it back to the Athletic Department?
May 16, 2025May 16 Popular Post 20 minutes ago, PTINS said: We all know Texags is a paid mouth piece for the aggy Athletic Department, to the tune of $1+ million. Nothing shows the contrast between the culture of Texas and A&M like the hit pieces we get from FCB & K-Bowels v. the endless sunshine pumping from Texags, the open Freedom of the Press v. the Ministry of Mis-information that would make Russia and Iraq blush. So the A&M Athletic Department pays $$$ to Texags, which then solicits $$$ on "behalf" of NIL, so Texags can skim their % of the NIL $$$ contributions, and return it back to the Athletic Department?
May 16, 2025May 16 Popular Post That last clown, like so many of them, is just flat out lying. "Barr fights" for wearing aggie shit. Right. Hell, I have been in multiple bar fights and never once was it because of a team shirt or hat. Now, guys talking shit when they should have known better? Sure. I can see that rube getting his ass beat a few times for not shutting up and whining out loud with all of his aggie tropes about tu and such. Watching these guys try to grasp where things sit is very gratifying. Some of them get it to some degree, and they have to think they're taking crazy pills due to other responses. Much like the talking heads in the media, many of their fans really believe that Texas and ATM are *this* close in football. It almost takes effort to possess that point of view right now. Texas has the best roster in CFB and ATM has a bunch of guys named Bob. There are maybe 15 guys on their entire roster that could make the Texas 85, and that might be stretching it. And, beautifully, the talent in this rivalry matters. It's not like OU historically, at all. Texas will be ready for ATM this fall, whether ATM is 9-2 or 2-9 heading into that game.
May 16, 2025May 16 My favorite encapsulation of their mental and nonsensical gymnastics is "our continued underperformance indicates we are capable of being as good as them any year." Yep, any century now ags. Any century now it'll happen.
May 16, 2025May 16 19 hours ago, RomaVicta said: I'm not crazy. Really. I'm not. who would have guessed the aggie fans would be part of the "do your own research" crowd. shocking
May 16, 2025May 16 21 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: My favorite encapsulation of their mental and nonsensical gymnastics is "our continued underperformance indicates we are capable of being as good as them any year." Yep, any century now ags. Any century now it'll happen. If they were underperforming, he'd have a point. They're losing. Don't get me wrong, nobody has better losses than A&M, but they are still losses. So, continual losing indicates they are capable of being as good as Texas any year. They use underperforming instead of losing so much that it's like the mandatory t.u..
May 16, 2025May 16 I’ve said this before but our 12 yrs of sucking would be the best 12 yrs for probably 85 percent of college football teams including theirs. They can’t see it because they’re idiots. It was a bad 12 yrs compared to our history not theirs.
May 16, 2025May 16 1 minute ago, Shaddie said: “Barr fights” Why is he getting into fights with Roseanne Barr? Have you met the bitch?
May 16, 2025May 16 2 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Have you met the bitch? No I haven’t but I’m sure she hates aggy also.
May 16, 2025May 16 1 minute ago, Shaddie said: No I haven’t but I’m sure she hates aggy also. Well, then you answered your own question, sir.
May 16, 2025May 16 5 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Well, then you answered your own question, sir. Sirr*
May 16, 2025May 16 Just now, TheAuditor said: Sirr Parker? Sirrrrrrr and Brannnnnnndon last aggy conference champs!
May 16, 2025May 16 4 minutes ago, TheAuditor said: Sirr Parker? I may have been too subtle for this forum. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256394/
May 16, 2025May 16 One bar fight. When the pool cue hit my back I realized I had made a gigantic mistake.
May 16, 2025May 16 Popular Post Love when they go on about how they fit in better in the SEC than sippy as if that’s a badge of honor. The A&M fanbase and athletic department are full of stupid, servile people with simultaneous superiority/victim complexes. So, yes, they are a better fit in the SEC.
May 16, 2025May 16 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: Texas has the best roster in CFB and ATM has a bunch of guys named Bob Except in baseball they have a bunch of guys named Caden.
May 16, 2025May 16 Popular Post Only bar fight I’ve been involved in - my band played at Emo’s and I scuffled with the bouncer when we were getting our equipment out. Guy was a prick. It’s one of the very few stories I can tell that makes it sound like I was once kinda cool.
May 17, 2025May 17 aggy going to need to win the SEC tournament to make a regional, and even then, it would likely take them winning it to bring back Earley. The big question, does he come limping back to Texas if we lose Tulowitzki? That would likely be the funniest thing, because aggy would claim for the rest of the days that he was a plant to destroy their program.
May 17, 2025May 17 3 hours ago, HtownHorn said: aggy going to need to win the SEC tournament to make a regional, and even then, it would likely take them winning it to bring back Earley. The big question, does he come limping back to Texas if we lose Tulowitzki? That would likely be the funniest thing, because aggy would claim for the rest of the days that he was a plant to destroy their program. I bet he’ll probably start the head coaching journey he would/should have before fleecing those rubes became an option, at some shit hole*. edit: some shit hole other than college station* Edited May 17, 2025May 17 by Hank_Hill
May 17, 2025May 17 On 5/16/2025 at 1:52 PM, Post Oak said: One bar fight. When the pool cue hit my back I realized I had made a gigantic mistake. Sorry about that.
May 17, 2025May 17 On 5/16/2025 at 4:02 PM, Hank Chinaski said: Only bar fight I’ve been involved in - my band played at Emo’s and I scuffled with the bouncer when we were getting our equipment out. Guy was a prick. It’s one of the very few stories I can tell that makes it sound like I was once kinda cool. Many here know I dont drink anymore and a goodly number know why... So... I'm going to go ahead and claim I've never been in a bar fight to try and make it sound like I was once kinda cool.
May 18, 2025May 18 On 5/16/2025 at 12:01 PM, closetojumping said: That last clown, like so many of them, is just flat out lying. "Barr fights" for wearing aggie shit. Right. Hell, I have been in multiple bar fights and never once was it because of a team shirt or hat. Now, guys talking shit when they should have known better? Sure. I can see that rube getting his ass beat a few times for not shutting up and whining out loud with all of his aggie tropes about tu and such. Watching these guys try to grasp where things sit is very gratifying. Some of them get it to some degree, and they have to think they're taking crazy pills due to other responses. Much like the talking heads in the media, many of their fans really believe that Texas and ATM are *this* close in football. It almost takes effort to possess that point of view right now. Texas has the best roster in CFB and ATM has a bunch of guys named Bob. There are maybe 15 guys on their entire roster that could make the Texas 85, and that might be stretching it. And, beautifully, the talent in this rivalry matters. It's not like OU historically, at all. Texas will be ready for ATM this fall, whether ATM is 9-2 or 2-9 heading into that game. Damn. A sprinter, a fighter, a fucker and a wild horse rider. Congrats sir.
May 18, 2025May 18 On 5/16/2025 at 9:24 AM, Babytime said: “Leading the list of 13 independent contractors paid six figures or more was Maroon & White LPthe parent company of the online fan forum TexAgs.comwhich received $1.1 million for "external marketing services.” After reading this last week, I’m not sure why TexAgs subscribers expect any objectivity from the copy writers. TexAgs is a marketing branch of the athletic dept, not an objective news outlet or discussion forum. There isn’t another light to look at it in. TexAgs, fair and balanced! tricks them every time..
May 18, 2025May 18 Popular Post Missouri just went 3-27 in conference. Give you guys 3 guesses who those wins came against.
May 18, 2025May 18 20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: Missouri just went 3-27 in conference. Give you guys 3 guesses who those wins came against. Yea, but we got swept by Arkansas which proves that the Aggies, when they're not pressing too hard, are better than us. Common opponent record trumps all, and you can choos which one is definitive! Advantage Aggie
May 18, 2025May 18 34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: Missouri just went 3-27 in conference. Give you guys 3 guesses who those wins came against. The funniest part is that the proceeded to elevate their game to the point they became juggernauts... by getting run ruled swept by Miss State, They scored 50, FIFTY RUNS on Mizzou. Pooooor aggie got 2 runs on them on the last two games. By the law of transitive property they are about to score -10 on their next game, I will watch their career with great intrerest.
May 18, 2025May 18 46 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: Yea, but we got swept by Arkansas which proves that the Aggies, when they're not pressing too hard, are better than us. Common opponent record trumps all, and you can choos which one is definitive! Advantage Aggie And then we swept aggy
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