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After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 aisles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.
Props for being a good wing man. Kids today would fold under the pressure.
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4 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:
After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 aisles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

Props for being a good wing man. Kids today would fold under the pressure.

 

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4 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 aisles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

 

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5 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 aisles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

putt is your dad?

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21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, you're never going to have to deal with academics or admission standards getting in your way.

That describes 90% of big boy football. 

They're a basketball school now. They can't afford another buyout on top of Gus' buyout, muchless dropping more coin on the next hotshot, who might be weary of Auburn anyway. They should invest in tarps and downsizing their stadium. 

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14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm sure this experience will provide Harsin with the motivation to dig deep, work hard and prove his detractors wrong going forward.

Oh, what's this?

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Translation:  I ain't doing shit until y'all run my ass off with a full buyout.  I.e.  "Fuck you, pay me."

I’m going to guess that privately your translation is more how the conversation actually flowed.  

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Harsin has to release this as a letter because he can't have a press conference becauase he has no hat to wear. Petrino had that neck brace and scuffed face but also a brand new Cotton Bowl champs hat.

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What's Harsin got? They don't make "I took Saban to 4 OTs" or "Birmingham Bowl Participant" hats.  So we get a letter instead. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

how does auburn ever get another decent coach? those boosters that wanted him out ruined 2 lives for nothing and still didnt get him fired.  i thought our bmd's were bad. 

They destroyed Chizik and Malzahn, too. That is the worst AD in the country in terms of interference, bar none. 

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if we go by the Tuberville calculation after Auburn tried to fuck him over and get a new coach before he was even fired Harsin should go 8-5

Tuberville was 8-5 vs 6-7 for Harsin the year prior to when they tried to fuck him in the off season so 2 more wins and 2 less losses (bowl game win) for Tuberville

Tuberville then went 13-0 the next year and Auburn was fucked on trying to fire him then so Harsin with two more wins and two less losses is 8-5.....Auburn can fire him for sure with that shit

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9 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Which part?

 

The weirdly long finger? Or the fact that an idiot like Strong managed to defeat OU?

I had already checked out on that season so I only picked it up on the radio going home from our grandkids’ peewee football game. Absolutely shocked. Everyone went inside to watch the big TVs but I could only make it as far as the tiny TV outside where I used to grill. Stood there in silence for two hours. It was like being on a stand thinking I’d scare the deer off if I moved too much 

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7 hours ago, Gidnik said:

how does auburn ever get another decent coach? those boosters that wanted him out ruined 2 lives for nothing and still didnt get him fired.  i thought our bmd's were bad. 

 

I don’t know if it was for nothing


Ive been fairly entertained.

 

Besides, Harsin will be just fine, heck i doubt this will even be on his wiki page in a couple years. His kids will describe this as a ‘rough patch’ in their parents marriage.

Clesi will be fine too, eventually. Sort of.

She’s going to find a nice, wealthy older guy who’s dated porn stars and has an extensive collection of some specific cosplay shit. So, she won’t have to work and will have the affection of an older male figure to temporarily plug the hole of her past sexual abuse or fatherly neglect. She’ll have kids and fuck them up pretty well while also harboring a deep self-hatred because she knows looking back if she has just settled down and had kids 10 years earlier before this trauma changed her, she would have been a much better mother/person. She will take that out on her man-child husband and then children as he disengages from their marriage. She then, will try and make it thru each day with an assortment of drugs and painfully tawdry affairs. She will grow old and have almost no contact with her children and only see her grandchildren handful of times before her death. 

Like I said, everyone who matters is gonna be fine

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I don’t know if it was for nothing

Ive been fairly entertained.
 
Besides, Harsin will be just fine, heck i doubt this will even be on his wiki page in a couple years. His kids will describe this as a ‘rough patch’ in their parents marriage.
Clesi will be fine too, eventually. Sort of.
She’s going to find a nice, wealthy older guy who’s dated porn stars and has an extensive collection of some specific cosplay shit. So, she won’t have to work and will have the affection of an older male figure to temporarily plug the hole of her past sexual abuse or fatherly neglect. She’ll have kids and fuck them up pretty well while also harboring a deep self-hatred because she knows looking back if she has just settled down and had kids 10 years earlier before this trauma changed her, she would have been a much better mother/person. She will take that out on her man-child husband and then children as he disengages from their marriage. She then, will try and make it thru each day with an assortment of drugs and painfully tawdry affairs. She will grow old and have almost no contact with her children and only see her grandchildren handful of times before her death. 
Like I said, everyone who matters is gonna be fine

In the old days she would have been offered a million to do a full Playboy spread. Maybe get a movie cameo to be nekkid in a Revenge of the Nerds type flick.
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16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, you're never going to have to deal with academics or admission standards getting in your way.

Auburn is actually a very good school. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple), a bunch of astronauts, Generals, etc. are grads. This is coming from a Bama guy, so, of course, we're all painted with the *inbred* brush by the UT Ivies, but you would be very wrong.

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2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

I had already checked out on that season so I only picked it up on the radio going home from our grandkids’ peewee football game. Absolutely shocked. Everyone went inside to watch the big TVs but I could only make it as far as the tiny TV outside where I used to grill. Stood there in silence for two hours. It was like being on a stand thinking I’d scare the deer off if I moved too much 

I was watching, but I have never been more sure we were going to lose to ou. Then we beat them. The Charlie years were like fucking a cheese grater. 

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7 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Auburn is actually a very good school. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple), a bunch of astronauts, Generals, etc. are grads. This is coming from a Bama guy, so, of course, we're all painted with the *inbred* brush by the UT Ivies, but you would be very wrong.

I have nothing against the state of Alabama, but you can peddle bullshit somewhere else. 

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22 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Auburn is actually a very good school. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple), a bunch of astronauts, Generals, etc. are grads. This is coming from a Bama guy, so, of course, we're all painted with the *inbred* brush by the UT Ivies, but you would be very wrong.

counterpoint: Charles Barkley.

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30 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Yeah, you got me on that one. I actually can't believe I'm defending Auburn.

I mean, if you're going to do that, you need to offer up better justification than "graduated the guy who got Steve Jobs' sloppy seconds" as evidence.

Maybe perhaps it's a better school than Alabama, but look at the academic trainings of the school whose site you're posting on currently, and know that's closer to our standard.

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On 2/5/2022 at 4:38 PM, Junior Miller said:

I thought there was actually evidence he was doing that. Pretty shitty if it was just some internet nerds looking through the Auburn university support staff bios, seeing this hot chick that followed Harsin from Boise, and made up bullshit. That's only going to further give coaches reasons not to have females in their staffs. 

This looks like the truth now. If he was banging that assistant no doubt there would have been evidence. Young women aren't exactly the best at keeping shit like that quiet. 

Definitely this is going to make cfb coaches think twice about hiring female assistants and the discrimination will just continue on. What shitty evil people to make this up to try to get him fired. 

If you're Harsin this is the opportunity to control the narrative and throw it back on Auburn. Hammer the female inequality aspect and have your agent start looking to find you a spot to land after next season. 

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