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What the gomers fail to realize is once they joined the mighty $EC it opened the floodgates for other $EC Team to enter Texas and recruit. 

9 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on in this video but OU sucks.
 

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Is it wrong of me to want the tall one in the middle of the front row to beat me up a little? And maybe help me move a couch?

10 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on in this video but OU sucks.
 

 

Come and keep your comrade warm

10 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on in this video but OU sucks.
 

 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I have the weirdest Soviet boner right now...

Is there a video of the swimsuit competition, or was this it?

20 hours ago, Deej said:

Same aggy math that causes their structures to collapse on a frequent basis.

Be fair, the famed collapse had nothing to do with maths: the previous years' faculty adviser, a Civil Engineering prof, had departed (for CSU, I believe) and the new crew ignored the construction manual he had created, and failed to tie the layers together.

So... not innumeracy, just stupidity. 

 

Oh, and comrade in middle front row for me, too.

Uh-oh... hit submit button and it blinked but hasnn't shown posting just yet... another double post coming up?

Yup...

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4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Be fair, the famed collapse had nothing to do with maths: the previous years' faculty adviser, a Civil Engineering prof, had departed (for CSU, I believe) and the new crew ignored the construction manual he had created, and failed to tie the layers together.

So... not innumeracy, just stupidity. 

 

Oh, and comrade in middle front row for me, too.

That isn't the only structure they've had collapse. Partial collapse of basketball arena, equestrian center, upper deck of the endzone expansion almost came down to "Sandstorm"...the list goes on. 

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

What the gomers fail to realize is once they joined the mighty $EC it opened the floodgates for other $EC Team to enter Texas and recruit. 

They don’t care.  Figured it would hurt Texas more and help them.  They figured wrong.....as usual.

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’d take the short one shouting out the commands. I like to be bossed around

 

Mos' def. In fairness, the group does not show many x's at all... if any.

On 2/24/2019 at 2:55 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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I hear aggy has a growing sheep problem.  They have been trying to count them,  but keep falling asleep.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

That isn't the only structure they've had collapse. Partial collapse of basketball arena, equestrian center, upper deck of the endzone expansion almost came down to "Sandstorm"...the list goes on. 

the stack itself fell over in 1994, possibly under the weight of repeated NCAA violations

1:42:15 Gabe and Looch talk about some online list that has LSU @ Texas #1 most intriguing game next season and how "that team gets so much credit for things they don't do(??)" but then praise that aggy has 2 games in the top 10. (yes this is convoluted but these are slacked jawed aggy that we're talking about)

1:52:00 they talk about th e ESPN FPI not having "that team that thinks they're back" isn't ranked on it, so they go in on that to make themselves feel better. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/EqdKWcX7g1g/0112809-ifis.mp3

 

5 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

 

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

and where is the video of those dipshits scurrying away from the podium as the dust cloud closes in on them ...it is absolutely hysterical...aggy summed up perfectly   

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I bet they masturbated each other after the pod cast. 

It's just kids stuff.

28 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

1:42:15 Gabe and Looch talk about some online list that has LSU @ Texas #1 most intriguing game next season and how "that team gets so much credit for things they don't do(??)" but then praise that aggy has 2 games in the top 10. (yes this is convoluted but these are slacked jawed aggy that we're talking about)

1:52:00 they talk about th e ESPN FPI not having "that team that thinks they're back" isn't ranked on it, so they go in on that to make themselves feel better. 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/EqdKWcX7g1g/0112809-ifis.mp3

Thanks, these are always good for a laugh.  26:50 - "SEC 2019, upper half of the league... Teams like Auburn, Miss St., certainly A&M is in that mix..."  They then try to convince themselves that their weak secondary won't matter because no one other than Alabama can throw the ball.  lol

7 teams in the upper half of a 14 team conference by definition.  Bama, Georgia, LSU and Florida definitely belong.  Mizzou probably #3 in the East.  MSU and Auburn in the West.  Leaves aggy as a borderline case - the definition of mediocrity.  But it's not TOTALLY laughable to put them at #7.  It's just funny how they manipulate the cutoff to make themselves sound possibly part of a semi-respectable group.

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21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

 

Did they get that aggy the built Allen's HS field for this renovation?  If so the next demo will take a couple M-80s and a stiff breeze. 

34:00

Georgia - "I know they weren't interested.  They didn't play that well in the secondary...Texas was good, they weren't great at receiver.  They have a good QB; he's not great.  So I do wonder just how good that (UGa) secondary is going to be w/o (Deandre) Baker."

aggy delusion to minimize what Texas did to a highly motivated Georgia team.  Since aggy literally CAN'T admit how good the Texas WRs and QB actually are, their only option is to bad on a pretty good (if conventional) coverage unit for the Bulldogs.  The butterfly effect of aggy mental gymnastics has a long, long reach.

51 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

and where is the video of those dipshits scurrying away from the podium as the dust cloud closes in on them ...it is absolutely hysterical...aggy summed up perfectly   

Nothing like pulverized bat guano and asbestos to invigorate the old lungs. Idiots

wtf are they blowing up half their stadium? To make the seats smaller?

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Nothing like pulverized bat guano and asbestos to invigorate the old lungs. Idiots
"We have ignition"?

Wtf?

Them morans must thunk it's was a rocket launch. They rocket dun fell ovah and blowed up on the pad.

Meanwhile



Looch will not stop until every random offseason internet list has been properly addressed.

"13:00 Looch and Brauninger talk about some list that ranked Mond #7  in the SEC, call it "jackassery", and praise how great Mond will be for a few minutes. "

BOMC strikes again?

 

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Looch will not stop until every random offseason internet list has been properly addressed.

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY???? AT LONG LAST, RANDOM INTERNET POLL, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?

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HAVE YOU NO DECENCY???? AT LONG LAST, RANDOM INTERNET POLL, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?
Whatever aggy boy
1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY???? AT LONG LAST, RANDOM INTERNET POLL, HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?

This crowd is well above average but I think the army lawyer at the McCarthy hearings is a bit obscure, even for this group.

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front page of texags, have fun

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"Building Champions"? They been building since 1939 and still have not got it right.

Does Looch have teeth?  Not sure I’ve see a pic of him showing any teeth....of course the only pics I’ve ever seen of him are the dick-sucking gif and his blowout pic. 

Photoshop Paul reubens, Travis bickle, bob balaban, and Fred Willard in there.

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

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front page of texags, have fun

If I walked into a movie theater and saw either of these two I'd make sure I was sitting at least two rows above them.

Yes, it's begging for @RamjetFDO to provide appropriate adornments.

With the way looch is reaching, Mickey routke from diner would be good too.

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Needs a shitton of e's. Maroon beveled e's.

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

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front page of texags, have fun

All I see are two dicks. 

8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I never noticed Johnny Hardhat with the fist pump at about :15 or so as if he wasn't sure what was going to happen...

and where is the video of those dipshits scurrying away from the podium as the dust cloud closes in on them ...it is absolutely hysterical...aggy summed up perfectly   

i remember that part.  high comedy.  those fuckin dipshits are always good for a laugh.

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All I see are two dicks. 
Why u insult dicks?

I see two piles of cat feces.

holy shit that image of looch and jimbo... twas made for photoshop.  the internet gonna have a field day with that one.

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