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On 2/19/2019 at 7:22 AM, sushihorn said:

If lack of conscience were a necessary and sufficient condition, every team in the SEC (except Vandy) would play for the NC every year.

Fortunately they have a lack of brains as well as a lack of conscience.  This is the primary reason that they keep fucking up.  I don’t see a real change coming here, although I suppose it is possible.

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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Aggy brass isn’t for it. Sec won’t let it happen either. Which cupcake would they remove from the schedule? Where would they borrow the money to buyout the game?

Pretty sure Jimbo’s agreement (did he ever sign his contract) has a non-Herman ass whipping clause.

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7 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Just goes to show that you can't buy class or status - not even if you spend $75 million (plus whatever they paid for Rumlin's buyout).

An extra $10M to buy out Rumlin.  So $85M plus whatever extra amounts they are paying the assistants.

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51 minutes ago, cochamps said:

An extra $10M to buy out Rumlin.  So $85M plus whatever extra amounts they are paying the assistants.

Since aggy thinks past is prologue, they paid that for a guy who already proved he could lose to Tom Herman even with a huge talent advantage in his favor.

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This is why aTm is insufferable, yall get built up every year when yall are beating up rent a wins, and then like a southland conference fan base start beating yalls chest’s to get attention for winning games yall are supposed to, like little brothers do, then the inevitable happens, yall start to choke and lose games when the competition gets harder. This is why I hate Texas A&M and their childish traditions.

LSU poster on secrant gets it!

 

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10 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

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15 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

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29 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

Let me sum this up for you using a few less words. 

Without data, opinions become facts. 

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47 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 

In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!

Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 

Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 

Words. So many of them.... but all true.

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This is why aTm is insufferable, yall get built up every year when yall are beating up rent a wins, and then like a southland conference fan base start beating yalls chest’s to get attention for winning games yall are supposed to, like little brothers do, then the inevitable happens, yall start to choke and lose games when the competition gets harder. This is why I hate Texas A&M and their childish traditions.
LSU poster on secrant gets it!
 
Whatever aggy boy.
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No one in any decision-making capacity or at A&M, or position of influence, wants the game played again. Until they actually win something of consequence, and we're going on 80 years of waiting there, they are currently already in the best possible position for that program. They never have to play the actual program they measure themselves against and they're no longer in the same conference, so even if they have an equivalent or slightly worse record, they can claim to have the better team. They never have to back up any of their bullshit. 
In the SWC and Big 12, the cycle was the same every year. Our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better! Then, in most years, we'd beat them in November, and the response was Y'all was lucky! That don't prove nothin! Classless sips, our fans are better! Our facilities, they's better! Our band is better! Our school is bigger! No one who could choose between the two would pick Texas cause we's better in every way so Y'ALLS CHEATIN! Leading into February, and back into our recruits are better! Our coaches are better! Our roster is better! Our team is better!
Now that they're in the SEC, that ridiculous fantasy never gets punctured by the reality of losing on the field. They get to spout off their ridiculous bullshit all year long with no interruption. Why would they want to play us? They already think they have bragging rights. They certainly already act like it. If you really thought a supermodel wanted to suck your dick, and you were legitimately happy telling everyone "oh yeah, she wants to suck my dick" and no amount of ridicule from other people could dissuade you from the absolute certainty that a supermodel you've never met would go to bed with you, why would you go to any effort to actually meet her and try to fuck her?

That is the Aggie existence in a nutshell. They are literally, legitimately happier not having to ACTUALLY PLAY US as part of the rivalry, because now they never had to live with the fulfillment of the universal Aggie suspicion that they're objectively inferior to Texas. They are literally happier because now they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up. And best of all, they've got the Fake News axis of evil of Texags.com, Texas A&M's actual outbound communications department(s), and Aggie Twitter to convince them that ANY affront to their hope of superiority is in fact illegitimate and untrue. 
Basically, for the tl dr crowd, any Aggie that actually cares about football and Texas A&M University is fucking crazy, can't be reasoned with, and shouldn't be allowed in your home. Fuck every one of them. 
Very confusing drivelatious mish mash. Ewe tawlk about atm then you tawlk about NMSU. WTF? Brown acid is bad, lay off of it, aggy boy.
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Well, guess it’s time for the secsec to fund the academics for aggy.  since aggy is doubling their enrollment to get more grads, who can contribute to the athletic side of the school, then begging the legislature for equal funding, it’s simply time to remove aggy from the puf funding altogether.  Not-so Sharp states aggy will never commit to play Texas without equal funding.  So, cut off aggy.  Sounds like part of their 100 year decision all along.  Fuck’m.

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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

they can run their mouths and there's no on-field "scoreboard" to shut them up.

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up. They have always run their mouths all the time for any reason.

There is no reason to play them. Ever. 

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6 hours ago, cochamps said:

An extra $10M to buy out Rumlin.  So $85M plus whatever extra amounts they are paying the assistants.

plus probably $5 million or more of buyouts for Rummy's staff because they were having to bribe Chief and NoZone and others with long term deals to come coach with hot seat Rummy

 

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On 2/22/2019 at 2:24 PM, TexasMan said:

1:41:00 -  1:48:00 Gabe and Looch talk about Lincoln Riley's comments about the SEC, so they naturally go all secsecsec, downplay any of his or the Big 12's accomplishments, and say OU is is jealous of aggy because they got out from underneath UT's thumb. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/OpEbwUNTMWc/0112694-ifpw.mp3

 

Did you listen to this whole thing?

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up.

I don't really think I am. There is nothing you can say, walking out of a stadium, having been beaten. And now Aggies never have to try.

Good riddance, in my opinion, but you are being silly if you don't think there's a difference between Aggies when they were absorbing yearly beatings from us and had to find ways to avoid acknowledging it, and Aggie now.

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re missing the fact that on-field scoreboard never did shut them up. They have always run their mouths all the time for any reason.

There is no reason to play them. Ever. 

This is correct. Throughout the 76 losses in 118 tries, aggy has basically only shut up twice - and even then, it was for like a total of 8 seconds each time. The first was right after 4th and 5:

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The second was this:

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After those 8 seconds were up, it was right back to "y'all's losin y'all's whole secondary," "Radio's knee wuz day-own;" "that weren't no pers-uh-null fow-ull," and so on. If we were to play aggy, they'd go right back to losing 70% (or more) of the games with a built in excuse - "We wuz beat up from playin a tuff Ess-Ee-See sked-yul. Y'all don't play no real football in that there BDF."

 

We should never play them again. Ever.

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I don't really think I am. There is nothing you can say, walking out of a stadium, having been beaten. And now Aggies never have to try.
Good riddance, in my opinion, but you are being silly if you don't think there's a difference between Aggies when they were absorbing yearly beatings from us and had to find ways to avoid acknowledging it, and Aggie now.
Come on aggy boy your lame act IS NOT WORKING.
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