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1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

They ain’t SEC so they’s good as FCS. 

*Friendly Cheap Sloots

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Shit, quoted wrong post.

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This is what happens when you schedule a fucking FCS Texas State University. It will continue every year until they schedule a REAL opponent.
 
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Texas State has two REAL national football championships.

They need to quit scheduling bullshit crap opponents like aggy.
14 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I licked my monitor.was that wrong?

Does your body still produce saliva?

32 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I licked my monitor.was that wrong?

Does Mrs. Brat mind you drooling over a young'n like that?

7 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Her manners are terrible.

Very rude.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does Mrs. Brat mind you drooling over a young'n like that?

Keeps the drool off her.

It’s only March and Sam has the tweet of the year 

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Really surprised the gomers did not plant maroon blue bonnets around the airport as well. 

1 hour ago, DoneWithit said:

It’s only March and Sam has the tweet of the year 

butthurt aggy swarming his twitter in 3-2-1

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

congrats?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

For telling the truth again?

Just now, DaggerHorns said:

For telling the truth again?

Pretty much.  I love trolling those dumbasses but most of the time they can't comprehend the subtlety of what I'm saying.  They just know a sip troll is in their midst.

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Pretty much.  I love trolling those dumbasses but most of the time they can't comprehend the subtlety of what I'm saying.  They just know a sip troll is in their midst.

Your problem is that you're not selling the "Hey I drink from the jizzjar regularly" angle hard enough

4 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

It’s only March and Sam has the tweet of the year 

This doesn't need to be stated but I'm going to say it anyways. Sam was born with burnt orange pumping through his veins.

Fuck aggy, Hook 'Em!

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This doesn't need to be stated but I'm going to say it anyways. Sam was born with burnt orange pumping through his veins.
Fuck aggy, Hook 'Em!
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If my kids ever play sports for Texas, the sportcasters will have fun showing off their pictures, too.

Son:

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Daughter:

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16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

Haven't been  called out yet, it's a challenge.

I saw in Sam's twitter mentions that aggy is trying to claim that the Austin airport was named after an aggy. Note to aggy: Contrary to your claims, as usual, you're wrong: Austin Bergstrom Airport was named after the former Air Force Base on which the airport is located. The difference may be too subtle for aggy to grasp.

Bergstrom AFB was named in honor of the first Austinite whose plane was shot down in WW2, Capt John Bergstrom, who happened to be an aggy and a dumb sonofabitch.

I saw in Sam's twitter mentions that aggy is trying to claim that the Austin airport was named after an aggy. Note to aggy: Contrary to your claims, as usual, you're wrong: Austin Bergstrom Airport was named after the former Air Force Base on which the airport is located. The difference may be too subtle for aggy to grasp.
Bergstrom AFB was named in honor of the first Austinite whose plane was shot down in WW2, Capt John Bergstrom, who happened to be an aggy and a dumb sonofabitch.

I prefer pilots that dont get shot down/ aggykin
2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:


I prefer pilots that dont get shot down/ aggykin

Just ran out of reinforced cockpit steel

Well, Winston would have to walk around on his knees to complete the picture.

Billy Liucci is a trash talking douchebag on social media. The lack of self awareness of these people never ceases to amaze.

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

Billy Liucci is a trash talking douchebag on social media.

I liked it better when that ass clown went ghost after Texas signed a better recruitment class. He was AWOL from twitter for awhile.

You’ve met him? The drive-thru or the counter at MickyD’s?

Nevermind the fact that to a A&M superfan any UT coach or player will always be twisted as evil or disgusting in someway. Even freaking Colt McCoy who was about as square as you can be.

The only thing more pathetic than Lucci’s takes on football are his thirsty likes on all famous women on twitter. I guess he’s trying to throw people off the gay talk 

14 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Don’t sell him short. He is the same thing IRL.

And on the radio. He's the typical doucher, grabassing aggy that we all know and had to interact with. 

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

You’ve met him? The drive-thru or the counter at MickyD’s?

Wasn't Lucci the after shave/towel man at Fool's Gold honky tonk in Houston back in the day?  

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

And on the radio. He's the typical doucher, grabassing aggy that we all know and had to interact with. 

I love how recent Texas commit Jaylen Garth was a "must get" for aggy according to Looch, now that he's committed to Texas he's "overrated".

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The only thing more pathetic than Lucci’s takes on football are his thirsty likes on all famous women on twitter. I guess he’s trying to throw people off the gay talk 

Him drinking Kandice Matthews' bathwater on twitter all the time is so cringeworthy. Here's an example:

 

 

To be fair, the idiots at texags created an SEC Country board in an attempt to pull traffic away from the SEC Rant...it had the opposite effect. 

It's like they didn't learn the lesson from the Longhorn Network.”

Easy to see where ‘Lobotomy’ got his name!

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