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13 minutes ago, speed817 said:

This guy keeps spamming me on Twitter......

 

 

Daniel Figurelli is a racist moron. Disengage. Or continually call Daniel Joseph a racist moron. 

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

what poll is that, even? Unbeaten Ohio State not in the Top Ten?

Probably some Ku Klux Klan Magazine poll. Daniel Figurelli is most likely a member. 

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

what poll is that, even? Unbeaten Ohio State not in the Top Ten?

Farmers Almanac 

3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

what poll is that, even? Unbeaten Ohio State not in the Top Ten?

sagarin poll i believe

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Which isn't a poll.

yea.....tell that to him lol

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Which isn't a poll.

Good point. As I recall, Sagarin's rating system also gave aggy one of its earlier claimed "national championships."

13 minutes ago, speed817 said:

yea.....tell that to him lol

Yeah, no thanks. I try to avoid morons. The dictionary would take care of that for me, but of course I realize that doofus doesn't pay attention to facts and definitions when they contradict the reality he wants to believe.

On 3/30/2019 at 7:52 PM, Southernthunder said:

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LOL.  Paging aggypedia, to the white courtesy phone.

On 3/30/2019 at 12:09 AM, Rimbo said:

You know, I once asked my friend from A&M how many sexual partners he'd had. He started to count, and then he fell asleep.

I should give credit where it's due -- this is adapting a Jimmy Carr joke. :) 

FYI, that's such a good "new to me" aggy joke, I immediately called the mrs (no pics) and bro to share.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, no thanks. I try to avoid morons. 

this is such an odd place-- website and thread-- to post this

So with Texas Tech making the final 4 in hoops, now it's only 2 schools who haven't made a final 4 in the big 3 sports since WWII: Texas A&M and Northwestern.

Nobody does less with more than A&M.  And 2nd place isn't remotely close.

Is Daniel Figurelli the lowlife whose long, disgusting history of racism was uncovered, causing him to change his name to Dan Figurelli, Joseph Figurelli or Dan Joseph?

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Is Daniel Figurelli the lowlife whose long, disgusting history of racism was uncovered, causing him to change his name to Dan Figurelli, Joseph Figurelli or Dan Joseph?

Yes, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Rudedawg:

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

LOL.  Paging aggypedia, to the white courtesy phone.

Updated!

Pooooooooooor aggy!

Is Northwestern actually good at anything? Their football team is a consistent top 20 type program but I have a hard time seeing them beat Ohio State and winning the Big 10.

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19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Rudedawg:

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Ahh, looks like he's had some work done on his teeth. Don't let that little bitch get within biting distance.

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19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Rudedawg:

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His sister has the same derpy face too.

 

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26 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yes, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Rudedawg:

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He's also used Joseph Wilson.

Yeah nothing shady about multiple aliases to cover up for online racism at all.  Bright future for that stunted chode.

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yeah nothing shady about multiple aliases to cover up for online racism at all.  Bright future for that stunted chode.

https://www.facebook.com/Daniel.Joseph120

 

He goes to great lengths to disguise his name on social media. He's a real shit stain.

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54 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:
  • UCLA Bruins: It seems odd for such a storied program to have one of the Pac-12’s longest suffering fan bases, but UCLA has not won the conference since 1998. The Bruins did play in the first two Pac-12 championship games after league expansion. But they lost to Oregon by 18 in 2011 and by three to Stanford in 2012.

Are they?

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

So with Texas Tech making the final 4 in hoops, now it's only 2 schools who haven't made a final 4 in the big 3 sports since WWII: Texas A&M and Northwestern.

Nobody does less with more than A&M.  And 2nd place isn't remotely close.

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5 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

just because

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I'm curious if she has done any "adult" movies. Curious for a friend.

Or if someone could just give me a link to a video of someone who looks like her I could make that work, too.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Yes, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Rudedawg:

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With all the racist shit this guys accounts put out, how is the account not suspended? 

1 hour ago, Chad said:

His sister has the same derpy face too.

 

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Heck, they are all derpy,  which one is the sister?

The movie "Dumbo" has bombed at the box office. Just wonder how many folks saw the title and thought it was about our favorite cuck?

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True story. At lunch today an older aggy was sharing the news about Jimbo's latest recruiting bit. TexAgs ran a bit today about an 18 year old sumo wrestler from Japan, 6'8 and 500 lbs who runs a 4.8 forty and benches 850# was in college station for a recruiting visit. Old aggy was about to jizz himself as he kept reading more and more out loud, showing a pic of the sumo in his stance. When he got to the part about jimbo not being sure if he was going to play on either line but quite possibly as a TE I had to tell him to check today's date. He turned bright red (maroon, even) as the rest of the guys busted out in laughter.

April fools must be so devastatingly difficult for aggy.

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