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12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's OK if you're a Jew

I believe the preferred nomenclature is now "Red Sea Pedestrian".

Bitch here in the airport with a Howdy Jimbo tshirt on.

 

What is wrong with these people?

 

 

354 pages explaining it to you.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

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Freshman 15? We do the Freshman 55. Whoop!

 

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

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Overweight? Unacceptable. 

Surly only bangs 10s.

The aggy athletics department is legendary. Of the 120 P5s aggy athletics has accomplished as much as (checks notes) 1 other P5 university. Therefore there's no where to go but up and they have a shot at hiring staff from 1 of the 118 universities that rank above 'em. WHOOOP.

Also, Woodward was their dream hire but now that he's literally told 'em to fuck off by bailing on them for a conference rival after less than 3 years on the job, those geniuses in aggyland are definitely going to get it right the next time. /aggy/lucci logic

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RC is back!


We’re putting the band back together! Let the unbridled cheating begin in earnest.

I'm just waiting on the next "final piece to the puzzle to awaken the sleeping giant" routine from aggy.

Accurate. Took me about a few moments to realize Cruz was in the picture. 


checkin Ted out from behind....good thing it is fine by that girl.

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

Freshman 15? We do the Freshman 55. Whoop!

 

Bigger'n tha sips! Whoop!

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

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This photo is absolutely Lovecraftian. Everyone who looked it is now a little bit less sane.

4 hours ago, F250 said:

Freshman 15? We do the Freshman 55. Whoop!

 

Fish Camp 50.

It's like if CDC left to go to OU, then we hired Mackovic to be interim AD. And we'd be good with it. 

Fuckin aggy. 

RC is your typical aggy. He loves having people tell him how great of a person he is. If he doesn't hear it enough he'll tell you about how good of person he is. He'll make A&M athletics about himself. 

I don't get the "Gay...Fine by Me" shirt. Why does it matter how she feels about gay people?
"Oh, you are gay? Well, that is fine by me."
"Well, I really didn't care if it was fine with you. I'm kind of going to be gay anyways."
It means she's gay and wants the female sheep to know that their not safe just because no agguys are around.
7 hours ago, RedDirtTexan said:

It's like if CDC left to go to OU, then we hired Mackovic to be interim AD. And we'd be good with it.

But could you imagine the wine list at DKR?

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But could you imagine the wine list at DKR?

Meh, it don’t make a shit. Almaden Chardonnay in the boxes suit Mrs. Brat just fine, with some Costco Prosecco on special occasions to tweak the palate.

12 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Overweight? Unacceptable. 

Surly only bangs 10s.

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 
I'd smash the aggy out of blue dress.
3 minutes ago, Whatever said:
11 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:
Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

I'd smash the aggy out of blue dress.

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

36 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

 

I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.
Your idea of fat and mine are different my friend.
2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 

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1 hour ago, Whatever said:
2 hours ago, South Austin said:
I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.

Your idea of fat and mine are different my friend.

Seen fatter on campus.  But she’s definitely on the chunky side.  After you bone her you might want to take her out for a jog.

17 hours ago, tejas60 said:

X

When Ted Cruz is the most attractive in a group shot, you know it's gotta be aggy.

/nocr /nohomo /nttawwt

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm just waiting on the next "final piece to the puzzle to awaken the sleeping giant" routine from aggy.

I prefer sleeping gnat.

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This photo is absolutely Lovecraftian. Everyone who looked it is now a little bit less sane.
Too late!
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Alright smart guy sell us on the virtues of anything in that photo except the redhead in the foreground 
I'll have a go. The carpet, one could blow chunks on the carpet and no one would notice.

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Whoop!
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I’m guessing she uses cream gravy as lube.
Good choice!
18 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

I'll have a go. The carpet, one could blow chunks on the carpet and no one would notice.

Well, yeah, but it's Galveston. I'm pretty sure all the sidewalks there are composed of compressed dried vomit.

3 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Aggie could hire Sumlin back and this guy would find a way to claim it as a home run hire. 

Aggie could hire Dave Bliss as the new AD, Larry Nassar as the Team Physician, Art Briles as HFC, and Aunt Becky as their academic advisor and Luicci would spin them all as great hires

On 4/19/2019 at 3:47 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

There is more to unpack in this Galveston aggy picture than I can possibly get into while sober:

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This can't be real. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This can't be real. 

Oh, they're real. And they're septictacular.

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