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actually looch and jimbo are my two favorite aggy. both of em make money lying to aggy. and aggy eat their bullshit right up. looch makes a bit of money. jimbo makes a shitton of money.
and jimbo is actively working to get fired and escape cloaca station with his entire 75 million.

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Poor Aggy even gets out-shadowed by big brother in its bowl win

Over-shadowed in its bowl win? Didn't you see the half time show? Advantage aggy

1 hour ago, orangebird said:

 

Well, Looch, that tweet certainly aged poorly, didn't it?

Funny, considering we've beaten two top 11 teams in our past two bowl games.  aggy? Well they beat unranked NC State, then followed that up by squeaking past the Pokes, who clearly didn't want to be there after getting passed over by the Alamo Bowl and were missing their starting qb.  Whoop!

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3 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Funny, considering we've beaten two top 11 teams in our past two bowl games.  aggy? Well they got buttfucked by NC State, then followed that up by squeaking past the Pokes, who clearly didn't want to be there after getting passed over by the Alamo Bowl and were missing their starting qb.  Whoop!

Mmm Aggies actually beat NC State 52-14. Then again, NC State was missing its leading tackler and its 1,100+ yard WR.

This year, Oklahoma State played without its QB and WR and A&M barely snuck out the win.

That luck won't continue forever.

Oops. #UserFail.  I must have been thinking about the year they choked vs Wake.  

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

1. has finished in the top 4 twice, the last being in 1956,

that's actually wrong, they finished 5th in both polls in 1956

their last top-4 football finish was, you guessed it, 1939

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

They have pushed it back now. 2022 is now the year, because it will be full of Jimbo classes.

At the rate they are pushing players out, 2020 should see the last vestiges of the sumlin era portaled or retired.*

*Except Jefferson, it will be 2024 before he is gone.  He will outlast the 75 million dollar man   

 

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Mmm Aggies actually beat NC State 52-14. Then again, NC State was missing its leading tackler and its 1,100+ yard WR.
This year, Oklahoma State played without its QB and WR and A&M barely snuck out the win.
That luck won't continue forever.
when did nm state play nc state?
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At the rate they are pushing players out, 2020 should see the last vestiges of the sumlin era portaled or retired.*
*Except Jefferson, it will be 2024 before he is gone.  He will be trapped in shithole station longer than the 75 million dollar man   
 



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4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

that's actually wrong, they finished 5th in both polls in 1956

their last top-4 football finish was, you guessed it, 1939

This is why SECRant calls them Texas Awkward and Mediocrity.

Aggy crowing about beating Okie Lite and disparaging Sam?

Damned fools are afraid to compare Sam’s stats with Mond’s in both common opponent games (LSU & OSU).

Not to mention the total season numbers. 

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There was a Billy Liucci sighting today in Dallas at the Winter Classic. 



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11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

There was a Billy Liucci sighting today in Dallas at the Winter Classic. 

He is a fan of sticks 

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Underrated account here 

 

 

21 hours ago, Deej said:

Apparently, you don't know the value of losing to every ranked team you face.

If you don't lose to them all, they might not all stay ranked. And then does the game even matter? 

And then when you finally beat a ranked team in your bowl game, it's a hard fought victory, unless you are big, mean tu. Then, the other team didn't want to be there.

 
The tall white guy.
If you consider the balls to be proportionate, it's the short (snicker) white guy.
11 hours ago, EZ$ said:

"Just a sip rag publishing yet another hit pieces about A&M."

You can tell the target audience of the article isn't the aggys because the writer used those "word" things and didn't mostly communicate using pictures. That, and the writer only used the word "elite" once in the entire article.

21 hours ago, EZ$ said:

DCTF has its opportunities. As neither an aggy nor Horn; I've always thought they at least attempted to be objective and keep it down the middle.

 

The aggy butthurt is an endorsement that they are probably dead, spot- on.  It's hardly an indictment.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Ok cool hookem. Texas is 1-0, bitchboy

aggy went 1-5 against P5 teams that had a winning record. They were outscored in those games 32-17.

26 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Billy Liucci...in the land of Happy Little Cocks.

Get back to us, Billy, when your team has something other than "good losses".

40 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Billy dare not say the name of that evil 8-5 team with that ONLY win.  

Billy is on a Big 12 sucks and quality loses mean more in the SEC tonight. 

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Seriously, how many P5 teams with winning records did the sec beat not counting bowl games?  Since there’s discrepancies on whether bowl games mean anything.   One is Texas, but billy says we suck so that’s hardly a win to brag about. 

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

Billy is on a Big 12 sucks and quality loses mean more in the SEC tonight. 

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It was 19-0 but they ended up winning by 12. Is that manhandling?

It's in the contract that during any description of any Baylor game the word manhandling must be used.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seriously, how many P5 teams with winning records did the sec beat not counting bowl games?  Since there’s discrepancies on whether bowl games mean anything.   One is Texas, but billy says we suck so that’s hardly a win to brag about. 

They were .500 in Bowl games last year with their 2 top teams losing at the end, which led all the SEC fans and media to say teams don't take Bowl games serious anymore. This year its a whole different narrative. 

22 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Billy is on a Big 12 sucks and quality loses mean more in the SEC tonight. 

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Glad you are enjoying the game.  Oh yea, loved your throttling and huge (3 pt) win over okie lite.

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was 19-0 but they ended up winning by 12. Is that manhandling?

It is to aggy....if their sec brethren are winning.  

Get back to us, Billy, when your team has something other than "good losses".
Well, they DO have all of those bad wins...
It was 19-0 but they ended up winning by 12. Is that manhandling?
aggy is the expert on manhandling.

The absolute obsession over conference affiliation is amusing. Aggy touts SEC superiority when they have had a grand total of 2 wins over Bama, LSU and Georgia combined since joining. Weird but not unexpected.

The absolute obsession over conference affiliation is amusing. Aggy touts SEC superiority when they have had a grand total of 2 wins over Bama, LSU and Georgia combined since joining. Weird but not unexpected.


I am shocked the lemmings keep running over the cliff

Their constant reference to the B12 as BDF should only serve the memories of aggy greater than the age of 22, that they were the true red hot coals in the bottom of the dumpster, while a BDF member.

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Good lord that site is exhausting.  Every single time anyone posts anything even remotely not in line with their weirdo, cult, lack of self awareness mentality (in this case, not even anything anti-agy), half the responses are automatically, "obvious sip troll" or "but...but...but...bdf."  Those people have something seriously wrong with them.

That begs the question. I don't live in Texas but do your aggy friends and coworkers have a similar complex, and say things like "sip troll" and "BDF" etc? Or this dumbfuckery confined to Texags?

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