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9 hours ago, ousux said:
10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:
I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game.

I can’t wait to root against aggy

Why would you do that to yourself? I feel icky just getting too close to collie station when driving to Houston..

From where I live in Sugar Land, Highway 6 is a necessary highway route sometimes, but I don't ever stop in BSC and there ain't no way I'm ever subjecting myself to going to a a game there. 

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10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game.

I can’t wait to root against aggy

You must have a lot of faith in aggy engineering to go into that rink a dink stadium

Have fun, aggy - Connelly has Clemson projected to win by 12, with a 75% total chance of winning

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/7/27/17561820/clemson-football-2018-preview-schedule-roster

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Clemson has depth, experience, athleticism, and room for growth. The ACC’s middle class is loaded this year, but Swinney’s Tigers are on an entirely different plane.

 

"I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game."

Better use the bathroom before you go.
 

When SEC dickriding goes horribly wrong

 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:
When SEC dickriding goes horribly wrong

 

Oooh! Someone do the same thing for Texas vs aggy now.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:
When SEC dickriding goes horribly wrong

 

You know, when you boil it all down, this "compare SEC and Big 12" thread is just the same old aggy argument that it's better to be Bama's butt boy than Texas or OU's. They don't give two shits that OU is a better program than them and it's irrelevant to their worldview.  

14 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game.

I can’t wait to root against aggy

Wife (Clemson grad) and I plan on it. Going to be glorious.

Giving the points seems like a solid way to make some money. I don't bet on games, but I'd make an exception for that if I could. An overwhelming D line can force a lot of turnovers including interceptions. Clemson is not going to sleep in a game against an SEC opponent.

If the Aggies hold it to 12, they would feel pretty good if they were a regular fan base. Being Aggies, losing by 12 to Clemson could be their biggest win of the season.

2 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Not if you idiots only win by 12.

 

 

Boiling-mud-hole,-Fergusson-Is,-D'Entrec

Might go to the game, just to sell crying towels and vasoline. Opps, I forget it is the aggies, make that crying towels and poly-grip for their worn out butts.

The Texas A&M Athletic Department just sent me their season-opener uni along with a short, promotional blurb. 

"We are thrilled to share our opening-day uni, which is named "Jumbo$." It's really a classic look, and we love the color synergy with our beloved maroon. The helmet will prominently feature the NC trophy that was reverently presented to Coach Fisher last spring by our President." 

Next up: The 1939 Throwback European Championship Uni, "Goose Step." 

Aggie_Jimbo_Uni.jpg

 

 

5 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"I think I might go to the Clemson v Aggy game."

Better use the bathroom before you go.
 

Stupid sip, don’t you know that the entire stadium is one big toilet? 

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Wife (Clemson grad) and I plan on it. Going to be glorious.

Buy the biggest bucket of popcorn you can for the glorious Jimbo shitshow

19 minutes ago, skipperj said:

Are these your own creations?

 Yes, they are my own creations. Having fun making them. 

Edited by TreatyOak
Kate Beckinsale.

I don't remember if this was already confirmed or not, but CDC himself did approach A&M about playing before scheduling the Alabama home-and-home: https://www.burntorangenation.com/2018/7/26/17615572/chris-del-conte-texas-longhorns-facilities-conference-realignment-schedule

 

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BON: You set up the home-and-home with Alabama rather quickly. Alabama hasn’t played a true road non-conference game since traveling to Penn State in 2011. What sparked that game and how complicated is the process setting up these marquee nonconference games?

CDC: If you look at our scheduling right now for a moment. The philosophy has always been to have a big-time opponent. This year we have USC on the back end of home-and-home. Then we have LSU, home-and-home. Then we have a return game to Arkansas. Then Alabama, Michigan, Ohio State, and Michigan again. So I think our philosophy is always trying to play a significant brand opponent as one of our three non-conference games. And that’s been great.

With the Alabama game, we had Ohio State reach out to me and ask to move our game back a couple years because they were able to schedule Notre Dame. I understood that. I said, “Okay, but let me find a game before we do that.”

The athletics cirector at Alabama is a dear friend of mine and said ‘Hey, do you want to play a home-and-home?’

And I said ‘Yeah, let’s do that.’ And we were able to do that.

We talked briefly to A&M. A&M was already booked at the time and couldn’t do it. Alabama had an opening and away we went.

Usually it’s not that easy. We are now working on games for 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031, 2032.

The AD at TCU will not touch football scheduling until 2031. That’s how far out I booked TCU. I booked every game of the decade from 2020-2030.

BON: So you actually have already talked with A&M about a potential game?

CDC: Yeah, I said “Hey, if I’m able to move this game does it make sense?”

But see the problem isn’t that they said no. It’s all about the timing.

So listen here: Today is July 25, 2018. Imagine: Every single football game is booked between now and 2030. That’s how far out we are.

I’m already booked with our major opponents until 2028 — and I’m talking about the big major Power Five conference games. So when Ohio State wanted to move that game, it’s not that easy to do it with that short of notice.

People think, “But that’s five years away.”

Yeah, but we are so far out in terms of scheduling. It just happened to be perfect timing for Alabama and wasn’t good timing for A&M.

So we scheduled Alabama and were also able to slot Ohio State a few years back.

 

Sips are too scared to play A&M so they ran away and scheduled Alabama.

To the posters taking about going to an aggy game, aren’t you scared of sitting in a seat facing a wall?

It's been a while since I've been to an aggy game in the tackle box. In fact, the last one featured VY.

I did see Iowa State beat them there, though, and that was a remarkably fun experience. It confirmed for me something which is obvious to anyone who has seen them there multiple times: they have the most overrated home field advantage of any team ever. When the stands emptied out in the 3rd quarter against Ol' Miss, it didn't surprise me, because I'd seen it before. It's just what they do. They leave early, practically every time.

12 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

To the posters taking about going to an aggy game, aren’t you scared of sitting in a seat facing a wall?

They'll have their choice of seats mid 3rd quarter.

Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

They'll have their choice of seats mid 3rd quarter.

But you have to walk to other other end of the stadium after every punt

13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

To the posters taking about going to an aggy game, aren’t you scared of sitting in a seat facing a wall?

I would think that would be preferred.

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It's been a while since I've been to an aggy game in the tackle box. In fact, the last one featured VY.

I did see Iowa State beat them there, though, and that was a remarkably fun experience. It confirmed for me something which is obvious to anyone who has seen them there multiple times: they have the most overrated home field advantage of any team ever. When the stands emptied out in the 3rd quarter against Ol' Miss, it didn't surprise me, because I'd seen it before. It's just what they do. They leave early, practically every time.

The only game where their fans are actually present, and loud, is against Texas.  Maybe against Alabama or LSU, wouldn't know.  But I was at that same ISU game and it was just like you said, they cleared out early and were quiet even when they were present.  I've also seen them play against Missouri, Oklahoma State, and a handful of directional schools over the years.  Those crowds make a game against Rice at DKR-TMS seem lively by comparison.

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37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

They drove to the Texas City refineries for that?

41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

They should call Brent Coon & Associates to maximize their claim from the obvious corporate negligence that resulted in this horrible refinery explosion. 

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

To the posters taking about going to an aggy game, aren’t you scared of sitting in a seat facing a wall?

That ranks way down the list of things to be afraid of in that cultish shithole. 

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Wife (Clemson grad) and I plan on it. Going to be glorious.

 If Clemson only wins by 12, I guarantee you aggy will be whooping and hollering and talking shit after the game as though they had won

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 If Clemson only wins by 12, I guarantee you aggy will be whooping and hollering and talking shit after the game as though they had won

"We would have handled them easy if only every good play they made didn't happen and we just converted on every single one of our near misses."

                                                                                                                                                                -Stoopid aggy

 If Clemson only wins by 12, I guarantee you aggy will be whooping and hollering and talking shit after the game as though they had won
Maybe Clemson's entire team will have cramps from not having working toilets to use and only win 12-0.

It is 100% a guarantee that aggy will celebrate the Clemson loss as a victory. You will then read how the "Clemson experience" honed the team in the fire, and they are now hardened and prepared to face Alabama. Exactly 1 hour before kickoff in the Bama game will represent the Blood Moon for aggy, the pinnacle of the roller coaster and the height of their 2018 season. 

3 hours later, the roller coaster will crash.

The only time I've been to a game in CS was in 2005 (for the Texas game). It was...weird. Just a weird place, man. I look forward to never returning. 

 If Clemson only wins by 12, I guarantee you aggy will be whooping and hollering and talking shit after the game as though they had won

I'm going out on a narrow limb right now and state that aggy doesn't come anywhere close to only losing by 12 points vs Clemson.

 

 

 

If aggy is smart, they'll ship extra lube into College Station prior to game week and "premedicate".

 

20 minutes ago, Modessit said:
3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:
 If Clemson only wins by 12, I guarantee you aggy will be whooping and hollering and talking shit after the game as though they had won

Maybe Clemson's entire team will have cramps from not having working toilets to use and only win 12-0.

Never underestimate Dinesh Patel. Food poisoning for the win. 

13 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I'd be disappointed with a 12 point win.

Clemson should be up by 12 points by the end of the 1st qtr!

12 hours ago, texifornia said:
When SEC dickriding goes horribly wrong

 

PS: 77-0. 

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Better

16 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

The only time I've been to a game in CS was in 2005 (for the Texas game). It was...weird. Just a weird place, man. I look forward to never returning. 

Last game I saw there was in I believe 1995, when Ricky and Westbrook stomped that ass. Texas fans stormed the field, and they tried to fight all the fans. It was fucking glorious. That said, I will not be returning to that shit-hole ever again.

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10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Being Aggies, losing by 12 to Clemson could be their biggest win of the season.

This.  I think any loss, other than a complete blow-out, will somehow be spun as a win for aggy.

A&M Consolidated versus College Station...aggy on aggy crime?

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8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Something new for aggy to put up on the wall....
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Gumbo effect 

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