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44 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I shudder to think that there are actually people who believe that is somehow cool

This is a mouth-breathing fan base that would probably celebrate glow-in-the-dark helmets at a day game.

Wait. 

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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

are there really not any Aggies that realize how stupid the stripes on the shoulders look? 

 

It's turdition.

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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12 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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Tha fuck?

11 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Tha fuck?

From the outside you wouldn't understand it. From the inside, you can't insure it.

I had occasion to post aggypedia.com on a Facebook post. Shout out to the people that take care of that and for Clem being the picture that previews.

51 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I had occasion to post aggypedia.com on a Facebook post. Shout out to the people that take care of that and for Clem being the picture that previews.

Booyah!

 

 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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Do those run both ways too?

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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No match for The Magic Roundabout (Swindon, UK). Chevy Chase would've starved to death.

I've skied on a Diverging Diamond.


I skied your moms Diamond last night. Hit the back bowl for some extreme stuff too.

Round Rock has one of them fancy intersections at 1431 and 35.

How many minutes before the first accident?  If you're confused, you can watch this very simple 9 minute video.

 

44 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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No match for The Magic Roundabout (Swindon, UK). Chevy Chase would've starved to death.

This hits close to home. I was born there. 

8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

This hits close to home. I was born there. 

You were born in a roundabout?

10 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

This hits close to home. I was born there. 

Were you born in early 1988? I was friendly with a lass from Swindon in early-mid 1987.

8 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Were you born in early 1988? I was friendly with a lass from Swindon in early-mid 1987.

1976. Lived in uffington until I was 2 when my mom somehow my mom convinced my dad that crane, texas was a better destination. 

9 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

my mom somehow my mom convinced my dad that crane, texas was a better destination.

undefeated

15 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Were you born in early 1988? I was friendly with a lass from Swindon in early-mid 1987.

Pasty white English girl?

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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That's the most fucked up round about I've ever seen.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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I assume since aggy designed it, the center green lane is a high speed chicken lane and the green diamonds are triage centers with DVMs on call 24/7?

42 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

1976. Lived in uffington until I was 2 when my mom somehow my mom convinced my dad that crane, texas was a better destination. 

Good to know I won't be getting a surprise email from 23andMe.

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

They do love them some bevels

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen, and I've seen plenty of bad engineering. 

8 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Classic. A&M students talking crap, Horns down, etc. Horn students like “who the fuck is a&m?” 

We are only 6, maybe 7 years away from freshmen coming in who were not alive when Tucker sent aggy packing.

The only rememberance of their bitchassedness will be in fish camp.

Then, 15, maybe 20 years on, Tucker's kick will become a fading memory of only the middle-aged and older.

By mid-century, the only people who will remember aggy, are aggy.

58 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

1976. Lived in uffington until I was 2 when my mom somehow my mom convinced my dad that crane, texas was a better destination. 

go on.  want to hear this one.

1 hour ago, deft said:

 


I skied your moms Diamond last night. Hit the back bowl for some extreme stuff too.  

 

 

Your mom sat on my pole and rode my lift.  Conditions were slushy and warm.  Picked her up with, "Nice skis.  Wanna fuck?".

That is going to cause a shit ton of unnecessary traffic. 

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I shudder to think that there are actually people who believe that is somehow cool

We know it's not cool.....it's Adidas.  Nike wouldn't pony up.

1 hour ago, Treefidy said:

I assume since aggy designed it, the center green lane is a high speed chicken lane and the green diamonds are triage centers with DVMs on call 24/7?

What they didn't show you, is that there's only one entrance/exit....and they are one of the same.  Beep beep.

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

That's the most fucked up round about I've ever seen.

now mix in drunk aggys and old people.

25 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Come on Stanco, she's blonde and has a degree from aggy. She's batting .1000 in the brilliance category.......those cans though!

Can't go wrong with an eating disorder and huge fake breasts.

10 years and 30 lbs from now, that's the kinda chick that will be on her 3rd liposuction/body contouring and going in for a chest enhancement in about a month. All financed by her corporate lawyer husband/boyfriend of course. (Not necessarily aggy, she'll be over that shit by then)

47 minutes ago, ousux said:

10 years and 30 lbs from now, that's the kinda chick that will be on her 3rd liposuction/body contouring and going in for a chest enhancement in about a month. All financed by her corporate lawyer husband/boyfriend of course. (Not necessarily aggy, she'll be over that shit by then)

Yeah, I have a feeling that she can do a little better than a desk jockey husband and a mcmansion in Katy.  That rules out 90% of all aggy grads.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Brilliant.  She has a picture with her drivers license on her forehead for all the world to see. 

Lol... saw the same... what could possible go wrong...

13 hours ago, jinx said:

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen, and I've seen plenty of bad engineering. 

It's the same design as I-35 and FM1431 in Round Rock.  It works very well.

15 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Collie Station is officially a big city! Got 'em a real, bonafide, pointlessly complicated roadway an' everythin'.

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Yeah, I have a feeling that she can do a little better than a desk jockey husband and a mcmansion in Katy.  That rules out 90% of all aggy grads.
Maybe she'll get some guy with a tank parked in the street in front of his house.
It's the same design as I-35 and FM1431 in Round Rock.  It works very well.
Uh... not really. It works, but not any better than the old design. You wait the same amount of time.
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I sweatergawd there was an autonomous car on the tollway the other day, but it was an ordinary car (mid 2k's Camry) that didn't look so equipped and didn't appear to have passengers either. Turns out it was a tiny Asian lady who's line of sight had to be directly at the instrument panel and nothing else. *shudders*

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No. Mond is an even worse thrower than Sam, and Starkel is just Buechele Lite.

Here's to hoping after this season we can easily claim having a "better" QB room instead of a "less worse" one....

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