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Jimbo more pissed than aggy that it’s too much money…to quit and get out of Hell.

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8 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

It’s true but they misspelled Candi. 

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You need to apologize to all the soup sammiches of the world.
Does French Onion Soup count as a soup sammich? Cuz, bread plus meaty onions and melty cheese? - that awesome.
Can do.  Right now, I'm considering password changes on the money accounts.  I'm certain my aggy wife would contribute to the buy out if asked.  I may put her on suicide watch.  Turns out our couch is quite comfy but needs to be about 3-4 inches longer.
I'd also call a divorce attorney; after you lock the bank accounts.
12 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

It’s true but they misspelled Candi. 

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2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I wonder if his dad's head is on the chopping block?

According to KBTX's website, he got a four year extension in July, so I doubt it.  The kid is probably just tired of riding the pine.

How much of a sweetner to their NIL bag do you think has been offered these kids if they can goad Jimbo into taking a good swing at one of them and getting it on film?

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3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fuck the Dodgers yordan-alvarez-astros.gif.f9e6ae7ce5894b3b51367435eb55c69e.gif

 

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1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

This thread is platinum. The endless aggy tears and stupid from that place shared here by you fuckers is addictive.


Is this the greatest headline you've ever read?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/is-texas-a-m-the-biggest-dumpster-fire-in-college-football-college-football-fix-discusses/ar-AA13ozCC?cvid=03d0da6b5b27416a94facff93ca1cb74



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12 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

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1. You leave Sgt Hulka out of this

2. Thanks for Yordan

 

They ould love this to be true but he'd be gone already and video would be out with all these kids on their phones 247. 

Some brain dead dipshit at tech fired the Pirate on trumped up charges he put Craig James scrub kid in a shed. He got away with it. Of course, tech’s football program promptly went into the shit house, as predicted.
1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Left off:

"At least we weren't ran [sic] out of the stadium."

<grammar police> 

If you are from West Virginia or collie station, the correct term would be "ranned" or "runded".

As the rest of the educated world and anyone with greater than a 1st grade education already knows - "run".

</grammar police>

You need a hillbilly translator to understand that hick! And even the hillbillies can't understand him since he can't even hillbilly right!

 

 

 

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Billy was on at noon with Dusty and Danny on Mad Dog Sports.  

Few notes:  Billy said the weed happened after the game, not before.  Something something about how the locker room is laid out where coaches are far away from the players (still a dumb excuse).

On the donors getting money together to get rid of him:  He said when Sumlin was ousted he was owed 24 or 25 million and they negotiated that down because it was a lot of money so paying the current is a no-go. 

On hiring an OC: Billy was all in on some young guy coming in but also said that Jimbo holds the cards and can do what he wants. 

Misspelled butt.

5 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

this is an opportunity and another crutin' advantage!

 

 

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13 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

this is an opportunity and another crutin' advantage!

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Looks like any other wino on the corner. 

My one and only wife is an Aggie. She has showed me that not all Aggies are bad, incredibly cultish and that they can be reasonable.
 
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In another life, many moons ago, I dated an aggy. She had spectacular titties and I thoroughly enjoyed eating that ass, but she was a fucking nutjob. I am 99% certain she cheated on me with a crackhead. A literal crackhead that she conceived a child with after we broke up. If it wasn’t for those damn titties I would like to have it all washed from my memory. My younger brother refers to this time in my life (about 7 months) as my “dark times”.

The only good aggy is the 2%er aggy, and even those you should be wary of.
20 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

New A&M fight song?

 

10 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


In another life, many moons ago, I dated an aggy. She had spectacular titties and I thoroughly enjoyed eating that ass, but she was a fucking nutjob. I am 99% certain she cheated on me with a crackhead. A literal crackhead that she conceived a child with after we broke up. If it wasn’t for those damn titties I would like to have it all washed from my memory. My younger brother refers to this time in my life (about 7 months) as my “dark times”.

The only good aggy is the 2%er aggy, and even those you should be wary of.

The fact that i knew you in another life, many moons ago, makes me enjoy your posts so much more than I should.  I have no idea who you are referring to, but I definitely think "yep, I believe that."

You're a fucking treasure.

Btw, my mom brought over a bunch of my childhood items she's kept through the years, and included is every homeroom class picture from elementary school. We were in a few homerooms together, and I've considered posting a picture and playing "name that poster."

The fact that i knew you in another life, many moons ago, makes me enjoy your posts so much more than I should.  I have no idea who you are referring to, but I definitely think "yep, I believe that."
You're a fucking treasure.
Btw, my mom brought over a bunch of my childhood items she's kept through the years, and included is every homeroom class picture from elementary school. We were in a few homerooms together, and I've considered posting a picture and playing "name that poster."

That is awesome. My folks finally sold the house in Lakewood and moved to their other house in Rockport.

And you likely know this gal I am talking about. She was a year ahead of us. Her name is Amy (DM me if you want last name).
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The fact that i knew you in another life, many moons ago, makes me enjoy your posts so much more than I should.  I have no idea who you are referring to, but I definitely think "yep, I believe that."
You're a fucking treasure.
Btw, my mom brought over a bunch of my childhood items she's kept through the years, and included is every homeroom class picture from elementary school. We were in a few homerooms together, and I've considered posting a picture and playing "name that poster."
Do it!

Plenty of NW Houston cats on here.

Also if you want to eat this dudes butthole just make your move. it's cool.
8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Backup K/P hitting the portal

 

 

 

I think Pink Floyd sang about him when he took the “Union Jack” during the Falklands 

CHIEF

Do it!

Plenty of NW Houston cats on here.

Also if you want to eat this dudes butthole just make your move. it's cool.

Look man, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I am the one that assigns butthole eating duties around here. Guess what, you just drew the short straw for Derka.
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9 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Look man, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I am the one that assigns butthole eating duties around here. Guess what, you just drew the short straw for Derka.

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That pep rally, or cult propaganda video, or whatever the hell that was I saw a couple of weeks ago was literally the weirdest thing I may have ever seen.

Until the the next weeks midnight Yell practice

"Jimbo has handled off the field issues here near perfect so far…

If he wants to give Marshall another chance I trust that judgement…"

hehehehe
 

3 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

It’s true but they misspelled Candi. 

 

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I’m sure @AggieJokester is completely serious with that tweet.

Funny yea. True…nah

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’m sure @AggieJokester is completely serious with that tweet.

Funny yea. True…nah

You must admit though, rhere is no limit to their stoopid. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’m sure @AggieJokester is completely serious with that tweet.

Funny yea. True…nah

What makes you think he’s joking?

You must admit though, rhere is no limit to their stoopid. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

We might need a surly aggy to decipher and translate all the noise coming out of that shithole town.
4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

According to KBTX's website, he got a four year extension in July, so I doubt it.  The kid is probably just tired of riding the pine.

Are you telling me that aggy gave their women's soccer coach a FOUR YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION?!??!?!

I’m sure @AggieJokester is completely serious with that tweet.

Funny yea. True…nah

Don’t ruin this for me. Been a long week.
52 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

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"Supposedly, Billy kneeled down and took Jimbo's 'credentials'."

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Supposedly, Billy kneeled down and took Jimbo's 'credentials'."

17 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said:

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This gif would be so much funnier with Jimbo stuffing crab legs in Douche’s mouth 

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Plus, Kendra Scott has a home in Colorado. 

michelle still has a pic with her and tom as her twitter avatar

and i never understood the kendra scott thing

michelle has incredible tits

HUGE TRACTS OF LAND!

9 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

the free parking space in the middle should be labeled in all caps

BOOMHAUER

(double word score)

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

This gif would be so much funnier with Jimbo stuffing crab legs in Douche’s mouth 

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You don't fuck with greatness. Would you fix the Mona Lisa's smile?

5 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

this is an opportunity and another crutin' advantage!

"Recruiting is about one thing: truth and relationships."

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