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10 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I may have missed this earlier in the thread, but what lies did the aggy tell themselves to account for the fact that they were only able to draw 50k to Jerrah World for their 'rivalry game'?  

Lack of sheep in D/FW.

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Current rank in recruiting between A&M/ OU & UT:
 


Fuck off sooner.
18 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Current rank in recruiting between A&M/ OU & UT:

 

Neat ... we’d still kick both aggy and dirt burglar asses regardless of recruiting class rank.  

6 hours ago, Victorious1 said:

^

^

Ag 101 - make outrageous statement about "tu", a common sense ag responds and is immediately set upon and rebuked by the masses.

Damn , it's like you've seen that before or something 

Top 2019 Football Team Recruiting Classes per Rivals as of 10/11/2018 fify

This will change as the ag coaster runs out of manure fuel and plummets to the ground. Wouldn't surprise me if last week's game didn't cost the gooners a recruit or two. The mantra was "just win." We be doin that.

Jerrah world is a shithole compared to Kyle Field stupid sip.
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Jerrah world is a shithole compared to Kyle Field stupid sip.
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1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Isn’t aggys recruiting class already at 25?

They'll make room for a couple more.

As great as the memes are, decommit season isn't going to be what has been the past few cycles. The SEC is garbage so they'll get a decent enough W-L record, Jimbo will get his first-year bump, and the money is flowing free in the Station.

Bagpersons? Tryin to keep it pc

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I am sure MrAgSpunk has an answer for ya.

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Damn , it's like you've seen that before or something 

Yes it was called the Cultural Revolution.  Though Fish Camp is a much more thorough indoctrination than anything Mao ever did.

9 hours ago, ousux said:

Is it just me, or does any SEC team beating Kentucky seem equivalent to Big 12 teams beating Iowa State the years they have a decent team? (Like last year) I mean, no disrespect to the clones, but Kentucky is one of those teams perennially near the bottom of the SEC, yet once or twice a decade they field a decent team that can catch better teams napping on any given Saturday. Nothing more, nothing less...and certainly getting a W against them is nothing to crow about for a solid week.

Nope. Kentucky is SEC, therefore beating Kentucky >>>>> beating Iowa State. Kentucky is tougher by definition. 

Pay the fuck attention, sip. 

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Ben Jones @BW_Jones 

Nick Saban was asked about his most memorable game at Alabama: "If I had to pick one, it would probably be the Rose Bowl game, the first national championship game in 2009 against Texas." 

Said he appreciated players who bought into the program when it wasn't good and built it up.

aggy will say....Well, just wait until Bama beats us for the national championship....then, that'll be Saban's most memorable game.  Right.

5 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Neat ... we’d still kick both aggy and dirt burglar asses regardless of recruiting class rank.  

Noted, as was apparently the case on last Saturday...

5 hours ago, RowdyVic said:

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Ahh, well besides age, I would assume that's not a bad "world" to be in...

Between trap dooring a few and a lot of arrests, the gomers will make some room.

17 hours ago, Chopper said:

I may have missed this earlier in the thread, but what lies did the aggy tell themselves to account for the fact that they were only able to draw 50k to Jerrah World for their 'rivalry game'?  

Fake news, there was 55,000 screaming aggys and 353 razorbacks in attendance. Damn, sips is stupid.

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5 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Fake news, there was 55,000 screaming aggys and 353 razorbacks in attendance. Damn, sips is stupid.

Hell, Jerrah is a Razorback and wouldn't sell the ags any more tickets than the 50% they already had. If he had opened it up that place would have been filled with 110,000 screaming Aggies. 

 

BOYCOTT JERRY JONES

On 10/11/2018 at 8:51 AM, Valmy77 said:

So they seem to be out of touch with their place in the world

This may be the understatement of the year.  I've never met a more "out of touch with their place in the world" group of people in my life.

42 minutes ago, Zavala said:

CBS app

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Im sure thats supposed to read, "a&m players doin studies as academic staff travels with team"

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

This may be the understatement of the year.  I've never met a more "out of touch with their place in the world" group of people in my life.

They do have a place in the world, it's called college station. Now if they would only stay there. If any of you is a psychiatrist, you really should consider moving there for a while, do a few hundred interviews, then write a book. You could call it "From the outside looking in". Never mind, no one would understand it.

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22 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Are these idiots still building off campus campfires do show their burning desire to get their heads kicked in by Louisiana state?

I'm assuming they sing of sawing Warhawks wings off in Monroe. That's got to cause some mental gymnastics with their Old Army crowd.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

128:45

The mouth breathing brothers McKinney are elated that aggy are ranked again, but berate the AP poll for having UT overrated(?!?). And one of them says he can't wait until Texas is exposed as "fools gold". 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/nyOB_Fa3vjY/0108006-ktnh.mp3

 

Fuck, 2:11:32. I'll take your word for it. 

3 hours ago, Zavala said:

CBS app

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NCAA right now:

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Im sure thats supposed to read, "a&m players doin studies as academic staff travels with team"
Obviously an ex aggy player wrote that..
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This took place about an 6 minute drive from where I live (W 7th, just west of downtown) and the city was crawling with aggy maroon morons..
14 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I don’t even know what to think of that.

Don’t think, just pull out your pecker and blame the jock itch.

On 10/11/2018 at 8:51 AM, Valmy77 said:

Well it is weird. Yes they talk like they are among the most elite in College Football and should be given the highest respect...but on the other hand the celebrate everything their team does regardless of how unimpressive it is (up until some point when they turn on the leadership, but most fanbases do that it is just more jarring when they do it at A&M). So they seem to be out of touch with their place in the world yet somehow also usually satisfied with whatever their program produces.

aggy is the guy who believes himself to be the first son of the king, the crown prince.  In reality, he's the court jester's retarded son.

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

128:45

The mouth breathing brothers McKinney are elated that aggy are ranked again, but berate the AP poll for having UT overrated(?!?). And one of them says he can't wait until Texas is exposed as "fools gold". 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/nyOB_Fa3vjY/0108006-ktnh.mp3

 

Looch always sounds like he wants to fight with his staff. 

1 hour ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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This took place about an 6 minute drive from where I live (W 7th, just west of downtown) and the city was crawling with aggy maroon morons..

That town is Maroon. How can you tell who’s who?

On 10/11/2018 at 5:12 PM, DaysOff said:

Are these idiots still building off campus campfires do show their burning desire to get their heads kicked in by Louisiana state?

It's not real Bonfire until aggy engineering ineptitude causes the avoidable loss of 12 lives.

12!!!

Turdition.

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I don’t even know what to think of that.

Dude in the background looks asleep. 

I'm staying at the Best Western Plus when I take my dog to surgery at A&M. How did they get away with having a burnt orange motif in that shithole?

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That town is Maroon. How can you tell who’s who?
Nah, there's far more frogs, gooners, ponies and mean greens in FW.
I'm staying at the Best Western Plus when I take my dog to surgery at A&M. How did they get away with having a burnt orange motif in that shithole?

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It’s a clever Patel trap to poison sips
2 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm staying at the Best Western Plus when I take my dog to surgery at A&M. How did they get away with having a burnt orange motif in that shithole?

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That's east of town no? It's a tip of the cap to Sam Houston State.

Yep, about six miles east. I was just surprised they allowed anything without at least a maroon stripe.

6 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I'm assuming they sing of sawing Warhawks wings off in Monroe. That's got to cause some mental gymnastics with their Old Army crowd.

I wonder if they're sawing the cocks off as they get ready for South Carolina.

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As soon as I saw this I knew where it was going. This guy is a character on a national country radio morning show.

 

 

On 10/10/2018 at 12:52 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy faculty member wrote a letter about his dislike of Jimbo.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2988112

That's hilarious. Jimbo was required to go to anger management classes by Eric Barron, the former FSU President. Not unusual behavior for Jimbo. He's prone to throwing tantrums.

I wonder if they're sawing the cocks off as the get ready for South Carolina.

Gonna wind up using their tooth for that.

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