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42 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Place has yet to see aggy win a football natty...

Missed it by a mere 35 years.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

 

Having been there, I would've guessed that dump is a helluva lot older than 50.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

 

that hallowed piece of shit is only 50 years old?

 

Scholz Beer Garden for the win - 158 years old.

On 6/12/2024 at 12:58 AM, Jersey Man10 said:

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Pinches pendejos

Guy on the right is Asian. They can't even do mariachis right.

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Place has yet to see aggy win a football natty...

Its owner’s grandpappy probably saw it when he was a little kid.

26 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

Guy on the right is Asian. They can't even do mariachis right.

uh no, they are both latinos

1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

uh no, they are both latinos

More Mixteca than Asian. Proud heritage. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

More Mixteca than Asian. Proud heritage. 
 

And here I thought mixteca  was a tortilla HeB sold….

 

16 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Place has yet to see aggy win a football natty...

 

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Missed it by a mere 35 years.

Its Been A Long Time Waiting GIF

But maybe this one made an appearance 

 

 

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15 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

uh no, they are both latinos

How dare you question my messican knowledge. I live in San Antonio

16 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

How dare you question my messican knowledge. I live in San Antonio

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Same thing but different caption. But still funny. NSIAP 

 

I’ve watched this 20 straight times. It might deserve an Oscar. 

13 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

The demise of Leslie's death are greatly exaggerated 

16 minutes ago, texasdago said:

The demise of Leslie's death are greatly exaggerated 

Terrible band name, but great song title. Someone get over to udio dot com and generate some lyrics, quick.

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Terrible band name, but great song title. Someone get over to udio dot com and generate some lyrics, quick.

WTF... the rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated.  Uh, I'm jetlagged... from California?

Oh well...

 
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(Verse 1) Down in Austin town, where the stars shine bright,

There's a legend folks talk about late into the night.

With a twinkle in his eye and a hat on his head,

Leslie took the stage, and the streets became his bed.

 

(Chorus) Oh, Leslie, with your skirts so fine,

You danced through the streets like a bottle of wine.

You ran for Mayor with a heart so true,

Though you didn't win, you left us all in awe of you.

 

(Verse 2) He wore dresses and wigs, didn't care what they said,

In a world of norms, he painted his own spread.

With a feather boa 'round his neck, he'd strut his stuff,

And in the city of weird, he couldn't get enough.

 

(Chorus) Oh, Leslie, with your skirts so fine,

You danced through the streets like a bottle of wine.

You ran for Mayor with a heart so true,

Though you didn't win, you left us all in awe of you.

 

(Bridge) They say politics is serious, but Leslie knew better,

He brought joy and laughter with every feather.

He may not have won, but he sure did inspire,

To be yourself, to dream big, and never tire.

 

(Verse 3) Now Leslie's gone, but his spirit lives on,

In every drag queen and king, in every break of dawn.

So here's to Leslie, the Mayor of our hearts,

In a city where weirdness is where the truest art starts.

 

(Chorus) Oh, Leslie, with your skirts so fine,

You danced through the streets like a bottle of wine.

You ran for Mayor with a heart so true,

Though you didn't win, you left us all in awe of you.

 

(Tag) Oh Leslie, oh Leslie, you'll always be,

The spark in our souls, wild and free.

23 hours ago, MachoMan said:

Guy on the right is Asian. They can't even do mariachis right.

Nah, Those are "Skins" for sure. Both could be my cousins, ... Exactly. You new to Texas?

7 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I laughed so hard I farted. Hahahahhaha 

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

And he was proud of getting escorted out.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNeDXqYe/

Reading the comments, it looks like the Florida fans are not enamored of aggy. 
I thought the farmers said they were all bros in the SEC.

"Reading the comments, it looks like the Florida fans are not enamored of aggy. 
I thought the farmers said they were all bros in the SEC."

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Reading the comments, it looks like the Florida fans are not enamored of aggy. 
I thought the farmers said they were all bros in the SEC.

What led up to that? I’m not on TikTok

23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What led up to that? I’m not on TikTok

There's an ugly rumor going around about the Florida coach, these two gomers took it upon themselves to play God and let the coach know he is a POS in the middle of a baseball game. 

These are not the same gentlemen that help the lost CU fans find their car. 

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aggy is crowing about the George Strait show last night...another perspective is that in the past couple weeks they've had to pimp out the supposed hallowed grounds of Kroger Field to a soccer match and a concert to try to offset the Jimbo buyout. 

Refreshing Kermit The Frog GIF

I'm a bit disappointed in King George.  He's a Bobcat, he should know better than to cater to those dorks.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm a bit disappointed in King George.  He's a Bobcat, he should know better than to cater to those dorks.

He knows aggy is easy money.

I saw pictures last night of the concert, saw all of those seats on the field, and wondered what happened to their sacred traditions?  I guess that money matters more.

On 6/14/2024 at 6:03 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Same thing but different caption. But still funny. NSIAP 

 

ya know....that liucci isnt a half bad drummer.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm a bit disappointed in King George.  He's a Bobcat, he should know better than to cater to those dorks.

Mr. Strait knows aggy money is green, too. My guess is the acoustics at Pyle are sub-par.

Does anyone know somebody who attended the show?

4 hours ago, Dewey said:

There's an ugly rumor going around about the Florida coach, these two gomers took it upon themselves to play God and let the coach know he is a POS in the middle of a baseball game. 

These are not the same gentlemen that help the lost CU fans find their car. 

Aggy fans are the worst. I’ve seen plenty of reasonable heckling at baseball games. I’ve never seen psychos angrily screaming into a dugout, particularly at a very high profile championship series game.
 

Leave it to aggy to take “good bull” to a taser-optional level. Classless trash and a nuisance wherever they go. 

WTF did this dude do?  Sounds delicious.

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Joe, I've served my time and apologized to my victims. Prayed with them, done my time, paid my fines, and moved on with my life. Why is it that someone I've never even met is so singularly obsessed with judging me? That must be a gorgeous glass house you've built for yourself.

 

24 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Thread has everything: excusing the behavior because they want to win, excusing the behavior because everyone does it and of course the good ol’ conspiracy theory that the perps were sips in disguise.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3467324/1#discussion
 

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I think I hear "Were You Born An Asshole?" playing.

All of that ridiculous explanation and "They are good ags" is somehow still attached.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is that a father-son duo of shitbaggery?

That’s an aggy trio….Grandpa/Dad and son.

31 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

That’s an aggy trio….Grandpa/Dad and son.

Throw in some livestock and you have an aggy orgy

Not cross-posting to bidet thread. 

Schlosh interview last night after the game, he told them to not come back. He was upset, and good for him. Denounce the trash fans and shame them from this type of bs. 

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