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I had a manufacturing plant that I called on that was run by an aggy. It’s a nationwide manufacturer and has like 25+ plants now. He was pretty successful and had a lot of  connections in the state government concerning business regulations. He would set at his desk and lean back in his chair and start mining for gold. Deep digging for the big ones. Then he’d just flick them in the trash. 

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37 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

I had a manufacturing plant that I called on that was run by an aggy. It’s a nationwide manufacturer and has like 25+ plants now. He was pretty successful and had a lot of  connections in the state government concerning business regulations. He would set at his desk and lean back in his chair and start mining for gold. Deep digging for the big ones. Then he’d just flick them in the trash. 

What a waste. The least he could do is follow through and eat that shit. Pussy. 

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

An aggy doesn't have to be wearing a big old ring to recognize that person as an aggy.

Yep, I constantly astound my wife by stating “he’s an aggy.” After it is confirmed, she says,”How did you know that.” You can just tell. It’s  hard to explain.

Edited by BrewmanTX

23 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

these rings are so big and stupid, its really a gift to the rest of us to be able to recognize these rubes from a distance 

Like their 3+ required pieces of car flair, this self “branding” is a great help to normal people.

23 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Tommy Moffitt strength coach...

 

 

 

Today is either the peak of the seasonal coaster or we may be in uncharted territory..

8 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Today is either the peak of the seasonal coaster or we may be in uncharted territory..

TAMU has had one 10-win season since 1998.  No conference championships or CCG appearances. 
 

It is not a hot take or bold prediction to say that it is likely that they lose at least two more games before the end of the regular season. 

21 hours ago, Stringer said:

Last week, Jason Kirk on the Shutdown Fullcast referred to College Station as “Wakanda for white people” and I can’t get it out of my head.

just replace the hanging gardens, thatched roofs and maglev trains with soviet architecture and dead grass, and you've got a winner

51 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Today is either the peak of the seasonal coaster or we may be in uncharted territory..

been thinking the exact same thing

either the october coaster is delayed by global warming or has been rebuilt as a mass-driver for ballistic sub-orbital flight

1 hour ago, nnm said:

TAMU has had one 10-win season since 1998.  No conference championships or CCG appearances. 
 

It is not a hot take or bold prediction to say that it is likely that they lose at least two more games before the end of the regular season. 

Yes, and that was Covid year where they played 2 teams with a winning record all season.  

Edited by Hook1997

13 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Yes, and that was Covid year where they played 2 teams with a winning record all season.  

Uh, no.  It was 2012 (11-2).  They went 9-1 in 2020.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

TAMU has had one 10-win season since 1998.  No conference championships or CCG appearances. 
 

It is not a hot take or bold prediction to say that it is likely that they lose at least two more games before the end of the regular season. 

USCe should beat them with their defense, and their frosh QB has shown flashes with his speed. Fingers crossed they beat the gomers. 

58 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

been thinking the exact same thing

either the october coaster is delayed by global warming or has been rebuilt as a mass-driver for ballistic sub-orbital flight

Maybe it'll shake and fall off the rails on its side 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

USCe should beat them with their defense, and their frosh QB has shown flashes with his speed. Fingers crossed they beat the gomers. 

Weigman’s still listed as QB1 on the depth chart. Because, you know, he IS that guy (I can’t find the Liucci tweet). But I’ll bet Beamer is better prepared for Reed than Kelly was. LSU’s inability to adjust to Reed was inexplicable and inexcusable. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Weigman’s still listed as QB1 on the depth chart. Because, you know, he IS that guy (I can’t find the Liucci tweet). But I’ll bet Beamer is better prepared for Reed than Kelly was. LSU’s inability to adjust to Reed was inexplicable and inexcusable. 

Kelly gonna be on the hot seat if they only win 10 games AND with a loss to aggy. 

If Weigman starts, that USCe defense should feast. 

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

Weigman’s still listed as QB1 on the depth chart. Because, you know, he IS that guy (I can’t find the Liucci tweet). But I’ll bet Beamer is better prepared for Reed than Kelly was. LSU’s inability to adjust to Reed was inexplicable and inexcusable. 

every damn practice from 7th grade to sr year, no matter who the opponent was, we had a period of who’s got dive who’s got qb who’s got pitch.   LSU damn embarrassing on defense 

1 hour ago, MontereyMX said:

every damn practice from 7th grade to sr year, no matter who the opponent was, we had a period of who’s got dive who’s got qb who’s got pitch.   LSU damn embarrassing on defense 

You must've played when everybody ran the same shit, 70's to 80's

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

You must've played when everybody ran the same shit, 70's to 80's

nah.  just prepared for anything any night 

3 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

nah.  just prepared for anything any night 

Well, most TX high schools run the spread chuck & duck now

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Kelly gonna be on the hot seat if they only win 10 games AND with a loss to aggy. 

If Weigman starts, that USCe defense should feast. 

Reed is starting 

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

been thinking the exact same thing

either the october coaster is delayed by global warming or has been rebuilt as a mass-driver for ballistic sub-orbital flight

Nobody is factoring in La Nina

7 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Coincidentally this week on txags.....

Rings | TexAgs

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Jeez. 

Cool. Now do the rocks on women’s fingers/necks and watches on men’s wrists just in the luxury suites at Texas games, and then add the value that they don’t have to look like fucking dorks wearing class rings to surpass the aggy number

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Reed is starting 

Nobody is factoring in La Nina

Well, this should be interesting. He's pretty small, and that defense may break him if they get ahold of him, which I'm hoping for. 

Could be a loose bolt on the roller coaster 

9 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Coincidentally this week on txags.....

Rings | TexAgs

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Jeez. 

Why would a lesser percentage of women have rings than men? Women have been outpacing men in graduation rates for over a decade now.

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, no.  It was 2012 (11-2).  They went 9-1 in 2020.

excuse me they went 10-1 in 2020 are you forgetting the spring game??

45 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

excuse me they went 10-1 in 2020 are you forgetting the spring game??

Shit, I always do that.

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excuse me they went 10-1 in 2020 are you forgetting the spring game??

Jimmy Jazz was correct. “Covid SEC” only played 9 games, all within the SEC. aggy went 8-1, with their loss (by like 28 to Bama), then they beat a MBTXFB Tar Heel team in the Orange Bowl to finish 9-1 on the season.

True that they only played two teams with a winning regular season record in conference play.

Hook’em!!!
14 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


Jimmy Jazz was correct. “Covid SEC” only played 9 games, all within the SEC. aggy went 8-1, with their loss (by like 28 to Bama), then they beat a MBTXFB Tar Heel team in the Orange Bowl to finish 9-1 on the season.

True that they only played two teams with a winning regular season record in conference play.

Hook’em!!!

stupid sip

Spring game

Aggy vs vandy

aggy vs florida

aggy vs miss st

aggy vs arky

aggy vs usce

aggy vs lsu

aggy vs auburn

aggy vs tenn

aggy vs unc

 

that's 10 wins.

This is who they are.  This is their culture.  Jizz themselves over a win without being able to critically evaluate was it as big as they thought it is and then...this.  Always this.  

17 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

44-20.  Pack of losers.

Could’ve been worse if the pick six had not been called back 84 yards. The dudes foot was like an eighth of an inch over the line. If the wind had been blowing at him that would’ve been a touchdown.

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Same thing just happened to TCU in Waco. It is known.

4 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

There it is!

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It's just amazing and amusing how absolutely predictable this shit is from them. Like clock work.

12 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Today is either the peak of the seasonal coaster or we may be in uncharted territory..

Survey says....PEAK!!

26 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

 

I would like to have sexy time with Kayce Smith.

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:


Jimmy Jazz was correct. “Covid SEC” only played 9 games, all within the SEC. aggy went 8-1, with their loss (by like 28 to Bama), then they beat a MBTXFB Tar Heel team in the Orange Bowl to finish 9-1 on the season.

True that they only played two teams with a winning regular season record in conference play.

Hook’em!!!

Thanks Bill in Sinton

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