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42 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Well, it tells me Elko doesnt want any possible distractions, nothing more.

Tells me how much he values his Senior class

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at these fucking dildos

 

The rational part of my brain says that they have to see how this looks and how the outside world will perceive a photo like that.  And then the part of my brain that has been conditioned by a lifetime of interaction with these rubes reminds me that yeah, they probably do, but they don't care because turdition.

17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Dude, I'm currently in the middle of setting up funeral arrangements for my best friend who passed. I'll get to it after, I assure you. 

Any chance his widow has a big ol set of titties?

Just now, sdm said:

Any chance his widow has a big ol set of titties?

I hate to answer this because he was my best friend, but sinxe this site is for degenerates....yes. They're huge. 

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at these fucking dildos

 

 

Nationalsozialistischer Deutscher Studentenbund in action.

 

"It was Greggie and Dougie and some of the other Hitler Youth . . ."

 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Jacob Green is looking like he had one too many martinis at lunch.

8 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I hate to answer this because he was my best friend, but sinxe this site is for degenerates....yes. They're huge. 

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15 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I hate to answer this because he was my best friend, but sinxe this site is for degenerates....yes. They're huge. 

But seriously sorry for your losswill-wedding-cr.gif.d7caa24baf036d3c12f880253c7187c8.gif

17 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

Your avatar is a sufficient response.

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at these fucking dildos

 

They do love playing with fire.  Bonfires, Brayton fire schools, turbo charged Tiki torches.  

4 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

They do love playing with fire.  Bonfires, Brayton fire schools, turbo charged Tiki torches.  

Bedwetters, all of them.

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Love is like a dying ember
And only memories remain
And through the ages I'll remember
Blue eyes crying in the rain

Oh, Morgan. ❤️

47 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Oh, Morgan. ❤️

And that's fair, child. 

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Dude, I'm currently in the middle of setting up funeral arrangements for my best friend who passed. I'll get to it after, I assure you. 

Will she be there????

Thread about how they are going to beat us. The reply is gold. Our offense is a lot of smoke and mirrors!!! Hahaimage.png.c8125bdd50f353f294f2ce0a2c49c660.png

And the home field advantage starts up:

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about how they are going to beat us. The reply is gold. Our offense is a lot of smoke and mirrors!!! Hahaimage.png.c8125bdd50f353f294f2ce0a2c49c660.png

And the home field advantage starts up:

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Hmmm.  What happened the last time UT played at Kyle field on a November night?

 

Anyone know?

 

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Must've been before that mystical magical SECX3 dust was sprinkled on the holy grass.  
 

Edit: on replay, Tucker got horse-collared on that play, into the dogpile. Can’t tell the player, but he owes Tucker a beer!

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3 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

It don't make a shit.

This is correct and is the proper attitude. Rep that man.

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Texas A&M football is hoping to rebound this weekend after a difficult road loss at South Carolina two weeks ago. The Aggies will have a pretty good opportunity to do so, given that they are facing off with New Mexico State—one of the worst programs in FBS.


The following week, though, the Aggies play their final road game of the regular season when they travel to Auburn, Alabama. The Tigers have had a disappointing year so far, but their advanced metrics show that they are currently a far better team than their 3-6 record suggests.

Aggie fans were hoping that this would be an easy game ahead of the showdown on November 30, but the SEC seems determined to not give the Aggies such a favorable situation. Things aren't helped by the fact that the Ags are missing star RB Le'Veon Moss, of course, but now there's yet another hurdle to conquer.

According to the most recent TV scheduling release, Texas A&M football will be facing off with Auburn in a night game at Jordan-Hare Stadium. Just like with South Carolina's Williams-Brice Stadium, that's not a place you want to play in at night if you're an opposing team.


Now, let's be clear: this is an Aggie team that is better than Auburn. But I still think they're a better team than South Carolina, as well, and that didn't end up mattering when things started spiraling down in Columbia. It's possible, in front of a raucous crowd like the one that will be on hand in Auburn, things similarly spiral for the Aggies on November 23.

Of course, the Tigers have not exactly inspired a whole lot of fan excitement or passion this year, and Hugh Freeze will no doubt have his eyes at least partially on the Alabama game. But for the final home game of the year for Auburn fans, I'd think they're much more apt to show out for a night kick than an earlier one.

 

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aggy:

- All games at Pyle Field should be at night to harness the power of the definitely not piped in crowd noise

Also aggy

- Playing night games on the road anywhere is unfair and a ESiPN conspiracy

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Tells me how much he values his Senior class

According to my aggy super fan friend they did this a few times against LSU over the years.

They don't have senior night listed at all for 2020 & 2022 but in 2018 they did it against UAB

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Senior Day New Tradition.

Never change, aggy, never change.

 

New Tradition: Senior Day is next-to-last game, always home, always FCS or other guaranteed W, to send those boys off to Real Life. Real Life Its Own Self.

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The following week, though, the Aggies play their final road game of the regular season when they travel to Auburn, Alabama. The Tigers have had a disappointing year so far, but their advanced metrics show that they are currently a far better team than their 3-6 record suggests.

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6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dear Lord Baby Jesus. Please let those aggies from NM beat the crap out of the aggies from Texas.

in 07 when appstate beat meatchicken they (mountaineers) went on to a 13-2 record

pepper aggy has 2 wins by a combined 10 points and 7 losses by a combined 159 points

this would be the most insane upset in the modern history of the sport

 

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

in 07 when appstate beat meatchicken they (mountaineers) went on to a 13-2 record

pepper aggy has 2 wins by a combined 10 points and 7 losses by a combined 159 points

this would be the most insane upset in the modern history of the sport

 

In 2022 when appstate beat #6 TAMU they (mountaineers) went on to a 6-6 record.

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

In 2022 when appstate beat #6 TAMU they (mountaineers) went on to a 6-6 record.

and some of the losses were to glorified HS teams

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16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

... pepper aggy  ...

 

This is perfect.  They even have them on their license plates.

2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about how they are going to beat us. The reply is gold. Our offense is a lot of smoke and mirrors!!! Hahaimage.png.c8125bdd50f353f294f2ce0a2c49c660.png

And the home field advantage starts up:

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A lot of smoke and mirrors. They get the ball to their players in space. Yeah, no shit, dumbasses. How do you think the ball moves forward? And how exactly is your offense going to work with no RB, a QB who can't throw, a secondary of human feces, an above average DL? Oh, right, Pyle Field!!!! It will make all the difference because none of our players have ever played in a hostile environment before. How genius! 

They're gonna score 27 points with no offense, while we score 40+ on their shitty defense. But moral victory says Pyle made it harder for us to beat them into unconsciousness. 

8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

and some of the losses were to glorified HS teams

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In all fairness, James Madison is actually pretty decent. The rest? Oof. 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Auburn will beat aggy!

pat needs the alien probe with no lube at all

we have had it drilled in to our skulls that TV SETS THE FUCKING KICK TIMES

2 back to back SEC road games with a bye week and a high school team in between

ERMAFUCKINGHERD

pat needs THE PROBE

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46 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

in 07 when appstate beat meatchicken they (mountaineers) went on to a 13-2 record

pepper aggy has 2 wins by a combined 10 points and 7 losses by a combined 159 points

this would be the most insane upset in the modern history of the sport

 

So you are saying there is a chance?

3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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Excuse me, but isn't that always true of A&M. And it's not a compliment.

They stumble so close to self awareness.

Come on Aggie, take that extra step. Just one more, and then you'll be free.

57 minutes ago, TOR said:

This is perfect.  They even have them on their license plates.

New Mexico has the best alternate license plates in the country, IMHO. The basic yellow ones are obnoxious, but the chile and turquoise ones are awesome. 
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aggy last played Arky in Fayetteville in Sept of 2013.   Since then, Jerry got them to play in Jerry World, taking away the home field advantage.  So, none of the aggy players have ever played in Arkyville, and just a few Horns.  aggy gets to play them there next year.  Advantage Horns.

56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we have had it drilled in to our skulls that TV SETS THE FUCKING KICK TIMES

Are you saying that UT doesn’t control the TV networks? Do you even BOMC, bro?

34 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy last played Arky in Fayetteville in Sept of 2013.   Since then, Jerry got them to play in Jerry World, taking away the home field advantage.  So, none of the aggy players have ever played in Arkyville, and just a few Horns.  aggy gets to play them there next year.  Advantage Horns.

Not sure your point, but Sark said in his PC that 9 current starters played in the game 3 years ago, and 11 current players made the trip and played.  I'm not too worried, especially with an 11 AM start, which to some degree mitigates the moonshine effect.

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

aggy:

- All games at Pyle Field should be at night to harness the power of the definitely not piped in crowd noise

Also aggy

- Playing night games on the road anywhere is unfair and a ESiPN conspiracy

It makes no sense. I just……I just don’t understand the circular logic with this guy. 
Does he really think the kickoff time really impacts a team performance that much? The whorns will whip aggy at 11 am, 230 pm, 630 pm, etc. Hell, the sips will beat they ass at midnight yell and bonfire, aka klan aggy meet. 
I literally can’t wait to hear his hot and cold take after their final home game. Woo boy, it’s gonna be good!

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not sure your point, but Sark said in his PC that 9 current starters played in the game 3 years ago, and 11 current players made the trip and played.  I'm not too worried, especially with an 11 AM start, which to some degree mitigates the moonshine effect.

We get to wear our icy whites….so, aggy may wear all back…..for their blackout?

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The official CFB Playoff Twitter handle skipped aggy in the team-by-team countdown. 💀

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Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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Texas A&M football is once again ranked in the College Football Playoff committee's top 25, the second straight week where the Aggies have appeared. Though last week saw the Aggies receive an improved ranking relative to where they were in the AP Poll, this week they are dead even with that ranking, remaining at 15.

This is due to LSU's loss to Alabama and Ole Miss's win over Georgia affecting the movement of those teams, rather than the Aggies doing anything themselves. A&M was idle this week, on a bye, so they wouldn't have had a chance to move up on the merits anyway.

Even so, the Aggies are still underranked. Kelley Ford of KFord Ratings has created a handy little graphic that shows how overranked or underranked each team is compared to his "most deserving" rankings, which demonstrate, based on statistical profiles and performance by each team, where they should fall in the top 25.

The most overranked teams, according to this metric, are Tulane, Texas, Wazzu, and Louisville. All of these teams are outside the top 15 with the notable exception of the Longhorns, who are mystifyingly still up in the top 5.

This is a team with exactly one win over a winning P4 squad—Vanderbilt, who they beat by three points—and zero ranked wins. Their lone loss just keeps looking worse as the Georgia Bulldogs decline in quality, as well.


It should be noted, too, that KFord takes into account how a team performs in given games, so this is not an example of a rating like this failing to take into account how dominant (or not dominant) a team has been in their games. It's, simply put, a classic case of a team being overranked.

 

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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I really don’t know what he’ll say if Aggy loses to Auburn…or Texas just flat beats them at home. 

he has dug a hole a mile deep

he 'glazed' their win over pig by 4

beat pig

by a lot more

1 week at a time

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We get to wear our icy whites….so, aggy may wear all back…..for their blackout?

WHAT IF!  They wore their ... glow-in-dark ALL BLACK UNIS! 

 

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One thing I noticed about Aggies is they have some dirty mother fucking players! We need to be prepared for them to do whatever it takes to win how that one jackass Turner after trying to start shit with LSU before the game and then continue to do shit during the game needs to be suspended.

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