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1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

How is this not against conference rules?

 

not a conference game 

Wow A&M beat Mizzou and LSU so bad they lost all hope and gave up on their seasons. 

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They have piped in noise for over 10 years. They’re a shit program, all the way around. 

It's like their facilities obsession. In this case, it's not show up, wear maroon, be loud; it's we're the loudest stadium in the history of loud. Everything is a fucking death march to them. The object isn't really to cheer on your team and have funs. For them, it's yell constantly by command. Compare a shot of their crowd with those at any other school.

Their obsession with being loud leads to shit like this. 

Everybody else looks like they're having fun even if they're serious about the game. The Aggies never look that way. Weirdos.

 

7 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

I am trying to figure out which surlite wrote this based on the style. There are too many underhanded jabs in there for it to be genuine (meaning aggy authorship).

It's a masterpiece. It's hilarious that the author got it posted before they could post their own fake praise.

22 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Wow A&M beat Mizzou and LSU so bad they lost all hope and gave up on their seasons. 

A&M is the SEC grind. Prepare to be ground.

6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

How is this not against conference rules?

Let’s just have our equipment team bring a bunch of sheets of sound deadening and throw them on top of the speakers 

14 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's a made-to-order SEC November cupcake.

Just like Bama / Mercer

“I thought [aggy campus] was a mall it was so pretty!”

[emoji1787]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

not a conference game 

Pretty sure Texas is a conference game

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I'd rather see some enterprising UT engineering student figure out how to crack the feed and start playing Air Supply, Barry Manilow and Celine Dion for the good folks of College Station.

1 hour ago, GTNY said:

Let’s just have our equipment team bring a bunch of sheets of sound deadening and throw them on top of the speakers 

Definitely this if they are anywhere near our benches or aimed at them from the sides. 
What petulant self unaware little bitches they are.

But somebody should publicly ask their staff why do they need those if they claim to be the loudest most intimidating crowd in college football? 
Maybe when aggy plays in Memorial Stadium next year we return the favor with Burnt Orange smoke billowing up from underneath the visitors benches? 
(I know we are above that shit and wouldn’t think of treating the visitors that way in spite of what the fatass LSU coach claimed about no A/C)

Edited by Armybrat

It'll make the A&M side so loud their staff will turn them off.

Surly someone on the Texas staff will just cut the wires . 

 

56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 Air Supply, Barry Manilow and Celine Dion for the good folks of College Station.

What about "I Hope You Dance"? 

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

What about "I Hope You Dance"? 

Excellent idea.

Y’all poking fun at TAMU’s victory over NMSU don’t understand how hard it is to beat Aggies. Any victory over an Aggie team is worth 3 or 4 against regular teams. Advantage Aggie. 

If (when) TAMU loses to Barn, they’ll drop out of the rankings. Ensuring that UT won’t have a regular season victory over a ranked team. Advantage Aggie. 
 

Another thing Aggie doesn’t realize in disparaging UT’s schedule. As many others have pointed out, the reason UT’s schedule is so weak is because UT has had its worst decade ever in the years preceding the scheduling.
 

Ergo, ipso facto, the reason TAMU’s schedule is so weak is because they too have sucked crap through a straw for the last decade. Advantage Aggie. 

Music? Let's make the gomers really feel at home with this guy?

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Of little importance, Sagarin has our 2024 schedule at #38, and A&M's at #34 (gauntlet).

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of little importance, Sagarin has our 2024 schedule at #38, and A&M's at #34 (gauntlet).

Stupid sip.  When we play you, our SOS will go up and your’s will go down.

The only reason A&M's SOS is higher than ours is because Notre Dame vs Michigan.... They like Texas have 0 wins over teams ranked in the Week 13 polls so far.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

The only reason A&M's SOS is higher than ours is because Notre Dame vs Michigan.... They like Texas have 0 wins over teams ranked in the Week 13 polls so far.

It don’t make a shit.

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With a last name like that, I thought for sure he was a aggy lock

ISWYDT - Civil War era and in Grant’s administration.

Hook’em!!!

If we can hack the speakers, requests are:

It’s Raining Men

Man I Feel Like a Woman

Beers, Steers, and Queers (Revolting Cocks from back in the day - great song!)

Touch My Tra-la-la

Dancing Queen

Material Girl

I’m Every Woman

I’m Coming Out

 

FYI that list above and the milkmen’s Spotify playlist are one and the same 🤣🤪🤘🏻


 

NCAA rules:

Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust.
 

Edited by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

TexasMan posted this over in our game week but wanted to bring discussion on aggy v Auburn.

At home Auburn has beaten: Alabama A&M (5-5), New Mexico (5-6) and UL Monroe (5-5).  They have lost to (at home): California (5-5), Arkansas (5-5), Oklahoma (5-5), and Vanderbilt (6-4)

And Texas A&M (8-2) is favored by .... 1.  One single point.   Roller coaster is real folks and Vegas knows it.

 

If we can hack the speakers, requests are:
It’s Raining Men
Man I Feel Like a Woman
Beers, Steers, and Queers (Revolting Cocks from back in the day - great song!)
Touch My Tra-la-la
Dancing Queen
Material Girl
I’m Every Woman
I’m Coming Out
 
FYI that list above and the milkmen’s Spotify playlist are one and the same [emoji1787][emoji2957][emoji1591]
 

Add Cowboy Love by the Reverend Horton Heat
1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

 

NCAA rules:

Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust.
 

Our tech equipment guy better be using a decibel meter at Pyle and keep a log of any shenanigans.

19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

pat's talking points for this week:

michigan: top 10 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

0u: top 20 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

lsu: top 10 when aggy beat them but not ranked now - counts

south carolina: not ranked when aggy beat them but ranked now - counts

15 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

I am trying to figure out which surlite wrote this based on the style. There are too many underhanded jabs in there for it to be genuine (meaning aggy authorship).

"i thought it was a mall it was so pretty"

 

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

pat's talking points for this week:

michigan: top 10 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

0u: top 20 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

lsu: top 10 when aggy beat them but not ranked now - counts

south carolina: not ranked when aggy beat them but ranked now - counts

Come again?

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed.

i predict we will have lots of cramping due to the frequency of the speakers

On 11/16/2024 at 10:19 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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I thought aggy had more money than everyone else?? 

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

pat's talking points for this week:

michigan: top 10 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

0u: top 20 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

lsu: top 10 when aggy beat them but not ranked now - counts

south carolina: not ranked when aggy beat them but ranked now - counts

Mizzou was a farcical #9 when aggy played them if memory serves 

Pat must be working hard to spin stats for this weeks rankings. Doesn’t its rankings article come out around now?

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Of little importance, Sagarin has our 2024 schedule at #38, and A&M's at #34 (gauntlet).

Do you Jean Billy Bob Sagarin?

TexAgs uses the word “misnomer” a lot, and I’ve never seen it used correctly. That notion that they use it correctly is a bit of a misnomer. 

35 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

pat's talking points for this week:

michigan: top 10 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

0u: top 20 when Texas beat them - but doesn't count

lsu: top 10 when aggy beat them but not ranked now - counts

south carolina: not ranked when aggy beat them but ranked now - counts

not sure about your police work here Lou

From aggy Mike on Texags:

If you look at the top 6 teams of the sec (all who have 1 or 2 conference losses and are in contention for the SEC conference title game - note there will be at least one two loss team), A&M has not played a single premier team (we remain the only team not to have played a top SEC team). Honestly, outside of losses to two currently ranked teams (south Carolina, Notre Dame), we may not have a played (no wins) a currently ranked team when the polls update (LSU & Missouri May both become unranked).

TU has a weak schedule but they have played UGA (1 loss). So it looks like the SEC conference ranking is really based on who you play. TU has the 2nd easiest conference schedule after A&M.

This will definitely hurt A&Ms conference championahip aspirations (if we get another regular season loss) and playoff chances.

The only team that we played in the SEC with a winning conference record was South Carolina and that was a blowout.

We need to think of our resume and how marketable we are to the playoffs committee, recruits, etc. The TU game is what we need more than anything as it would provide justification to our ranking (or alternatively support naysayers pointed to our weak schedule as the only reason why we have a good record).

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Y’all poking fun at TAMU’s victory over NMSU don’t understand how hard it is to beat Aggies. Any victory over an Aggie team is worth 3 or 4 against regular teams. Advantage Aggie. 

Plus, you have to say night game for some reason. 

5 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Music? Let's make the gomers really feel at home with this guy?

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This is what they deserve:

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd rather see some enterprising UT engineering student figure out how to crack the feed and start playing Air Supply, Barry Manilow and Celine Dion for the good folks of College Station.

Or noise canceling tones. That would be amazing.

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