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It’s killing me trying to figure out which Surly poster this is.

You fit the bill for this nonsense.
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Just now, markstanco said:

You fit the bill for this nonsense.

That sounds like something fake Graham Harmon would say.

We just pulled the #2 DL in the country. I wonder if Graham is going to ammend his latest little tirade.

2 hours ago, jet black said:

Don’t be that guy 

Tongue in cheek, the aggy qb just looks sloppy on basics in that picture

53 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Relaxed is the antithesis of aggy.  Instead of a collie, a more appropriate mascot would be a jittery chihuahua that barks and nips impotently at bigger dogs and gets carried around in maroon Dooney & Burke purse by an overweight 45 yr-old woman with a " Proud Aggie Mom" t-shirt.

 

 

Collies herding breed. Generally they are not as high strung as other herders like Border Collies and Australian Shepherds but they're in that group

5 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Collies herding breed. Generally they are not as high strung as other herders like Border Collies and Australian Shepherds but they're in that group

Oh... I am familiar.

 

41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We just pulled the #2 DL in the country. I wonder if Graham is going to ammend his latest little tirade.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Texas A&M football just signed quite the impressive class for F. Dudley Perkins, Andrew Soule and Horace South, C.W. Taylor, H.W. Williams, W. A. Murray, J.E. Platt, Walter Bachman. L.L. Larson, Ned Merriam, Charley Moran, Edwin Harlan, Dana Bible, D.V. Graves, Madison Bell, Homer Norton, Harry Stiteler (I think there's a little relation to Hitler), Raymond George, Paul Bryant, James Myers, Henry Foldberg, Gene Stallings, Emory Bellard, Tom Wilson, Jackie Sherrill, R.C. Slocum, Dennis Franchione, Gary Darnell, Mike Sherman, Tim DeRuyter, Kevin Sumlin, Jeff Banks, Jimbo Fisher (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL), Elijah Robinson, Mike Elko's first year at the helm.

12 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

That or “my wife has never cooked a day in her life, but we decide to let The Help have the day off for the holiday and this is what she fixed up…and believe you me, this is the best tasting ‘brisket’ I’ve ever had, wink wink”

I'll bet there was a metal turkey pan involved...

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They're waiting on the announcement of another five-star in DL Justus Terry, but it's not likely they'll get a five-star DL out of Georgia when the Bulldogs are in the mix.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It’s killing me trying to figure out which Surly poster this is.

Looks like Jared from Subway to me.

So he's not just the new Looch, he's the new Branding Iron 13-0 as well...

I think I've cracked his code: Consistently pick against Texas and consistently be wrong

Quite the plan there, genius.

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I tried to figure out how I might make a brisket look like that, and I can't.  That is some superior shitty cooking.

First you start a brisket.

Then you forget you started a brisket.

Then you leave the forgotten on the heat for three days.

Then you choke on it like a hotshot coach running from competition.

"12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint" Needless sarcasm directed at aggy. 3 maybe 4 at tops is all aggy can remember much less execute on. 

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

We just pulled the #2 DL in the country. I wonder if Graham is going to ammend his latest little tirade.

No of course not...it was "just the one" and we didn't do anything else. We're doomed.

5 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

This the same guy? Good thing nothing is memorialized and we got receipts

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Hey Graham, we haven't "had to play from behind for really any amount of time" because we've been ahead in most games, you stupid cunt. Imagine twisting "they've been winning in most of their games for most of time" into a negative.

54 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Hey Graham, we haven't "had to play from behind for really any amount of time" because we've been ahead in most games, you stupid cunt. Imagine twisting "they've been winning in most of their games for most of time" into a negative.

It's similar to the idiotic "it's really hard to beat a team twice in one season" mantra.  Now, I don't know the stats, but I'm going to guess if a team is good enough to beat another team once, then they probably win the rematch over half the time.  You know, because they're better.

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's similar to the idiotic "it's really hard to beat a team twice in one season" mantra.  Now, I don't know the stats, but I'm going to guess if a team is good enough to beat another team once, then they probably win the rematch over half the time.  You know, because they're better.

You're correct.

 

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The SEC Championship game has featured a rematch of a regular-season game a total of seven times (1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2010, 2017). The team which won the regular-season game is 5–2 in the rematches, the exceptions being 2001 and 2017. The 2024 game will be the eighth rematch.

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In other words-- we're DOOMED!

3 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:

Looks like Jared from Subway to me.

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More like Pat from SNL

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Collies herding breed. Generally they are not as high strung as other herders like Border Collies and Australian Shepherds but they're in that group

I got one that is part border and part australian.

I know why she was free. Woo boyz
5 hours ago, Pancho said:

A&M “logic”

Texas gets 5 stars = buying them

A&M gets 5 stars = recruiting them

 

 

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Aggy 5 star is true junction boy.

Texas 5 star is highest bidder mercenary.

Those Junction Boys went 1-9. True aggies.

10 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Said this same thing when this came around originally, and have said the same to many a "bbq" restaurant...

 

 

That cow didn't deserve to die for that.

 

Is the cow dead tho?

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

His stuff reads like asking  Chat GPT to troll Texas.       

For real

Forgive me for not paying attention, but when did aggy switch their mascot from Shelty’s to rough collies?  

Y'all need to be nice to Graham, Texas has been on a roll since he started writing for aggy. He's good luck.

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Aggy big mad bro

 

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USC

Nebraska

Miami

Florida

Auburn

Texas A&M

"One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong."

 

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

USC

Nebraska

Miami

Florida

Auburn

Texas A&M

"One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong."

 

One of these schools has not won a title this millennium.

Hey Steve, you know that Ferrari you are driving?  How about you ditch that and come drive this Corvette instead.  Do we have a deal?

Don’t you mean F-250?
1 hour ago, Deej said:

Those Junction Boys went 1-9. True aggies.

...and Coach Bryant would go on to make Alabama great.  Now you know the rest of the story. 

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

USC

Nebraska

Miami

Florida

Auburn

Texas A&M

"One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong."

 

Two of the smallest private schools in FBS football - both from Texas - will have made it to the playoffs before that outlier school.

9 minutes ago, royiv said:

Two of the smallest private schools in FBS football - both from Texas - will have made it to the playoffs before that outlier school.

I mean SMU needs to win tomorrow... The CFP have proven they are ready to make Bama last in no matter what.

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Forgive me for not paying attention, but when did aggy switch their mascot from Shelty’s to rough collies?  

*Shelties

11 hours ago, utee94 said:

Well there's one guy I consistently see heaping praise on the genius of Graham's trolling, and that poster is... @BurntEyes.  So I'm guessing he's gotta be the t-sip behind the ag facade!

 

Oh, I'm fairly certain all here agree my regards completely prevent me from such an exquisite troll job. Most think me a raging idoit, and I wish I could claim they were wrong 

Sounds like A&M could have really used Justus Terry.  Oh, well.

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RIP Listeater:

 

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There are myopic homers for most schools but.... Hol-ee-chit

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This myopic gomer is headed to the hall of shame even his fellow ags are shouting him down.

That level of wish casting is hilarious

What was the atmosphere like for that game?

Can you imagine the long ass letter to the local paper about needing help to find the stadium? It would be like one of those old Civil War letters.

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