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22 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Ags are going to have several portals and opt-outs.  I wouldn't count on them to win anything.

USC’s entire team has quit on Riley, you can expect as many eligible high end athletes as they have left to opt out as well.

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20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's the new future savior in Teh Station:

 

This guy?

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31 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

drive time from indoctrination station: 20 hours

drive time from la: 5 hours

xmas is weds 25th

game is friday night 27th

in order to get yell practice in the night before anyone driving will have to leave on xmas day

let's see how well aggy travels for this

snakey set them up the bomb for a feel-good bowl win to get the coaster re-set for 25

on a plate for elk

 

1st string: Marcel Reed
2nd string: Xenu from UAB
3rd string: 2025 recruit that Michigan discarded

I'm feeling really good about November 2025 in Austin.

26 minutes ago, texasdago said:

This guy?

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He's played 6 seasons and is looking for a 7th??

9 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

He's played 6 seasons and is looking for a 7th??

You know what they say.  7th time is a charm.

3 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

He's played 6 seasons and is looking for a 7th??

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Xenu be at the line of scrimmage calling an audible: "Klaatu barada nikto!"

Scientology would be a powerful NIL partner.

"Hey, kid, wanna meet Tom Cruise?!"

2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

NSIAP:

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I saw those dudes at a Texans game.  Feb 17, 2017, to be exact. This is the pic I took then. IMG_0079.thumb.jpeg.8a96ef3871f814df7a6b9ce303048791.jpeg

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9 hours ago, texasdago said:

This guy?

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I don’t get it.  Maybe he’s decided he isn’t going to realize his NFL dreams and just wants to be able to say he was on an SEC team and ride the bench for his last year of eligibility.

13 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Uh , I don’t know if aggy loses this one as much as it pains me to say it.  It depends on how many key players at USC decide to opt out in the next few days for one.   They were 6-6 and a score away in a couple of games from being 5-7 or 4-8.  

 

10 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

This. I expect aggy to win.

A&M was built on DL and running the ball. Moss is out for the year, and their DL (among others) is out the door. This may be an epic cripple fight.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Holy fuck. What a moron.

You never know which of these posts are serious, but in case that was:  the SEC had won 6 consecutive national titles when A&M joined.

You never know which of these posts are serious, but in case that was:  the SEC had won 6 consecutive national titles when A&M joined.

Yeah but aggy was *the* iPhone of football

The non sequitur about difficulty was the cherry on top for me, I never knew there difficulty tests in joining a conference. 

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

 

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Can't imagine why so many African-American players portal out of their program.

I'm tell you about Texas A&M 
 

They won't even be making the 12 team expanded playoffs anytime soon. The expanded playoff what made exclusively for teams just like them. Just teams, no chance of winning, an 11-12 seed, and yet, they're still too shitty to make it. 

On 12/9/2024 at 12:26 PM, thunderlounge said:

Knife? You think they used a knife on that thing?

Chainsaw, ok. Table saw, ok. But a knife ain't gonna cut it on that.

Seeing that brisket is what makes me think that the lightsaber actually has already been secretly invented.

I'm tell you about Texas A&M 
 
They won't even be making the 12 team expanded playoffs anytime soon. The expanded playoff what made exclusively for teams just like them. Just teams, no chance of winning, an 11-12 seed, and yet, they're still too shitty to make it. 

Can’t sleep, so I looked it up using the final AP since 2000. They would have made top 12 in 2012 and 2020 in the last 25 years of play. Thats the same as Mississippi state and far less than Texas, and even baylor and tcu.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


Can’t sleep, so I looked it up using the final AP since 2000. They would have made top 12... far less than Texas, and even baylor and tcu.

LOL.  Soon to be passed by SMU as well. 

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Can't imagine why so many African-American players portal out of their program.

LOL. Saw this in the bonfire thread on Texags. Tangentially related. 

 

BonfireNerd04In reply to Canyon Lake Agbu94 • 7:34p, 11/26/24

Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
Hate to hear about the burn ban. Any idea on a make up date?

 

IIRC, the last time Burn was postponed, it was held on MLK weekend.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They crapped the bed against Auburn for sure.  But to say they crapped the bed against Texas is implying that they were neck and neck the whole night, or had the lead, or really anything that resembled a chance.

3 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

They crapped the bed against Auburn for sure.  But to say they crapped the bed against Texas is implying that they were neck and neck the whole night, or had the lead, or really anything that resembled a chance.

It's still crapping the bed even when it's uncontrollable diarrhea that last for 84+ years.

18 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

They crapped the bed against Auburn for sure.  But to say they crapped the bed against Texas is implying that they were neck and neck the whole night, or had the lead, or really anything that resembled a chance.

Kind of think SCAR broke them.  They put up around 300yds rushing and aggy could not do a thing about it, just stood there with their thumbs up their asses.  

39 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

It's still crapping the bed even when it's uncontrollable diarrhea that last for 84+ years.


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23 minutes ago, TOR said:

just stood there with their thumbs up their asses.  

Football team taking notes from fake army.  

18 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Scenes from a bonfire:

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Sorry but that second pic gives me some 1930s Germany vibes. And I don't vibe with that. Would have been worse in black and white.

funny thing i was thinking about, if you look at the peaks of the various teams in texas over a 20 year period A&M barely squeaks over Tech and Houston in terms of accomplishments and was quickly eclipsed by SMU this year 

Championships - Texas x1

Championship Appearances - Texas x2 and TCU x1

Playoff Appearances - Texas x2, SMU x1 , and TCU x1

Conference Championships - Texas, SMU, TCU , Baylor 

NY6 - Texas, TCU , Baylor , A&M x1 

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* Other Texas Teams  - Tech , Houston

 

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On 12/10/2024 at 10:44 AM, TOR said:

 

Headbang Rocking Out GIF

4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

LOL. Saw this in the bonfire thread on Texags. Tangentially related. 

 

BonfireNerd04In reply to Canyon Lake Agbu94 • 7:34p, 11/26/24

Canyon Lake Agbu94 said:
Hate to hear about the burn ban. Any idea on a make up date?

 

IIRC, the last time Burn was postponed, it was held on MLK weekend.

So let’s get a bunch of white people together and light a giant fire on MLK weekend. No one will think that’s odd.

never change, aggy!

Self Aggrandizement - $77M head corch, highest ranked recruiting class ever!, larger enrollment, to name a few,
Self Awareness - $0.00,
aggy being aggy, priceless!

12 hours ago, markstanco said:


Can’t sleep, so I looked it up using the final AP since 2000. They would have made top 12 in 2012 and 2020 in the last 25 years of play. Thats the same as Mississippi state and far less than Texas, and even baylor and tcu.

2012 is a maybe too if you look at the final BCS Standings

Bye:

ND

Bama (SEC Champ)

Stanford(PAC 10 Champ)

KSU (Big 12 Champ)

 

At Large:

FSU (ACC Champ)

Wisconsin (Big 10 Champ)

 

Pretty Clearly ranked ahead:

Florida (11-1) - beat A&M

Oregon (11-1)

Georgia (11-2) - 2nd loss in SEC Champ Game

LSU (10-2) - beat A&M (24-19); 2 losses to Bama and Florida

 

Leaves two spots for:

SCAR (10-2) - Losses to LSU, Florida. DNP A&M

OU (10-2) - Losses to KSU, ND. (Lost to A&M in Cotton Bowl 41-14)

Clemson (10-2) - Losses to FSU, SCAR

A&M (10-2) - 2 losses to LSU, Florida

Northern Ill (12-1) - if they had a guaranteed sport for a non power 5, like they kinda do now

 

I think they make it as the 11th or 12th seed because of their win over Bama, but it would be pretty damn close

 

 

7 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

2012 is a maybe too if you look at the final BCS Standings

Bye:

ND

Bama (SEC Champ)

Stanford(PAC 10 Champ)

KSU (Big 12 Champ)

 

At Large:

FSU (ACC Champ)

Wisconsin (Big 10 Champ)

 

Pretty Clearly ranked ahead:

Florida (11-1) - beat A&M

Oregon (11-1)

Georgia (11-2) - 2nd loss in SEC Champ Game

LSU (10-2) - beat A&M (24-19); 2 losses to Bama and Florida

 

Leaves two spots for:

SCAR (10-2) - Losses to LSU, Florida. DNP A&M

OU (10-2) - Losses to KSU, ND. (Lost to A&M in Cotton Bowl 41-14)

Clemson (10-2) - Losses to FSU, SCAR

A&M (10-2) - 2 losses to LSU, Florida

Northern Ill (12-1) - if they had a guaranteed sport for a non power 5, like they kinda do now

 

I think they make it as the 11th or 12th seed because of their win over Bama, but it would be pretty damn close

 

 

You have way too much time on your hands.

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

You have way too much time on your hands.

you're not wrong

15 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

you're not wrong

Think Clemson would get in because ABC loves them some Big Least/ACC whatever your trash conference is now teams.

15 hours ago, markstanco said:


Can’t sleep, so I looked it up using the final AP since 2000. They would have made top 12 in 2012 and 2020 in the last 25 years of play. Thats the same as Mississippi state and far less than Texas, and even baylor and tcu.

Well good thing it wasn't created then, huh? Can you imagine the outrage on this board?

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Well good thing it wasn't created then, huh? Can you imagine the outrage on this board?

You kids today have no idea what the '95 Sugar Bowl was like.

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

You kids today have no idea what the '95 Sugar Bowl was like.

This is 10000% true. I remember watching it with my dad, but not remembering anything about it. Is that where Miami crawled over our dead bodies?

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This is 10000% true. I remember watching it with my dad, but not remembering anything about it. Is that where Miami crawled over our dead bodies?

No, it was VaTech.  You're thinking of the 1991 Cotton Bowl, which was the epitome of suck.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

No, it was VaTech.  You're thinking of the 1991 Cotton Bowl, which was the epitome of suck.

Eh, yeah, don't remember that one. Probably a good thing. 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Eh, yeah, don't remember that one. Probably a good thing. 

Stan Thomas is adamant that he held his own against Russell Maryland.

Narrator:  he didn't.

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