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43 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Gottdam. Would. 

Duck mouth. Would not. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Duck mouth. Would not. 

 

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She has a mouth? That's useful, thanks.

9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

She has a mouth? That's useful, thanks.

You're welcome. 

8 hours ago, troph said:

Texas Am Football GIF by Texas A&M University
 

don’t forget they are all time undefeated at halftimes.

No way. I’m pretty sure I remember them playing Prairie View in the past. 

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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next year looks fun

4-8 or 5-7 is entirely possible

This gets said every year and other than the Jimbo implosion year it rarely happens. Their schedule every year is just too easy to lose more than six. 

37 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This gets said every year and other than the Jimbo implosion year it rarely happens. Their schedule every year is just too easy to lose more than six. 

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Four times in 28 years. Ok. 

I was supporting your point not disagreeing, silly. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

So weird that a S&C corch who was involuntarily retired is not the answer. He’s ruff tuff stuff, so it is bizarre that they cratered in the 2nd half against good teams and the entire second half of the season. Who could have predicted that?!?

Good bull

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I know this is real, but man, it feel like something Mel Brooke's movie. It's wild that it's reality and not a mocumentary.

You’ll be eating crow if an SEC team wins the NC because of one SEC team wins, then they all win. But it will be cool to see how they spin it when we come home with it. 
Don’t forget these guys made a shirt of our first loss to GA. 

From Reddit. The AI image really sells it for me

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is amazing.  This is a dude who hates his life:

And the belch at 2:09 is incredible.

Any "normal" university,  small, large or even Jr College would be embarrassed beyond belief. Poooor aggy. 

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Yes, our Aggie friends are in a dark, sad place right now.

I love it. 

Careening into they abyss to start the offseason is going to make for some seriously entertaining offseason material.
 

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12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Careening into they abyss to start the offseason is going to make for some seriously entertaining offseason material.
 

Give it a month and then they will begin the annual process of convincing themselves that next year is the year that the sleeping giant awakens.

Texags posters were talking about how they were a few plays away from winning against us less than a week out from the game. What makes you think that “next year is our year” will take a month?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Give it a month and then they will begin the annual process of convincing themselves that next year is the year that the sleeping giant awakens.

They’re miserable right now.  Everyone who is disgusted by their several generation history of disappointment and underachievement are right on the money.  You could almost feel bad for the ones who say they’re done with this shit if they didn’t get right back on the roller coaster by August.  

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6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

They’re miserable right now.  Everyone who is disgusted by their several generation history of disappointment and underachievement are right on the money.  You could almost feel bad for the ones who say they’re done with this shit if they didn’t get right back on the roller coaster by August.  

No.

56 minutes ago, deft said:

Texags posters were talking about how they were a few plays away from winning against us less than a week out from the game. What makes you think that “next year is our year” will take a month?

Well, they were just a few plays away. But that is what makes it sooooo aggy.

1st drive conversion on 4th gets you 3 or 7.

Blocked punt should have been a scoop and score. 7.

Tie or a win. Ifs and buts 

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Aggy Dezz Ricks #10, "Tweety Bird" celebration in the game last night was silly. Dezz got torched several times in USC's final drive, so much so they changed who he was covering, only for him to get targeted again and give up the game-winning touchdown. Dezz had a bad night....

 

 

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Reserve=2nd place. aggy meat judging is in a steady decline since the departure of the generational talent of meat pimp. BUT all is not lost. Let me present:

MEAT PENGUIN

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4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This gets said every year and other than the Jimbo implosion year it rarely happens. Their schedule every year is just too easy to lose more than six. 

the post after yours shows all aggy results for the 29 seasons in the rig12 and sec

aggy have won fewer than 8 games in 45% of those seasons, i.e. 7 or less 13 times, almost every other year

once every 7 years they finish under .500

it's only been 3 seasons since their last finish under .500 so statistically you are correct, but it is not rare in the sense that it never happens

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He’s not getting divorced, he just ran out of marriage. 

4 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Well, they were just a few plays away. But that is what makes it sooooo aggy.

1st drive conversion on 4th gets you 3 or 7.

Blocked punt should have been a scoop and score. 7.

Tie or a win. Ifs and buts 

Just like Dandy Don said..."if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.......

POOOOOOR AGGY!

First in Lamb judging? Big deal? Gomers have years and years of experience judging sheep.

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17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Hahahaha whoever AGFEVER is you're doing a great job. 

11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Give it a month and then they will begin the annual process of convincing themselves that next year is the year that the sleeping giant awakens.

 

10 hours ago, deft said:

Texags posters were talking about how they were a few plays away from winning against us less than a week out from the game. What makes you think that “next year is our year” will take a month?

 

9 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

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So it actually took about 30 hours?

9 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Goddamn Tapatalk.

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Did one or two teams compete?

Looking forward to the 2025 football season, this is how I see it shaping up for the ags.

 

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10 hours ago, DreadHead said:

Aggy Dezz Ricks #10, "Tweety Bird" celebration in the game last night was silly. Dezz got torched several times in USC's final drive, so much so they changed who he was covering, only for him to get targeted again and give up the game-winning touchdown. Dezz had a bad night....

 

 

So that's what this dick head was doing.

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is amazing.  This is a dude who hates his life:

And the belch at 2:09 is incredible.

 

Despite the nut squeezes , jizz jars, milk men, and delusional addictions, I don’t think it’s why aggy sucks.
 

Yes, it provides great distraction and entertainment in a twisted way, but  IMO its really  aggy leadership that is horrible and terribly inbred, perpetuating their circling of the drain.

This is not only the athletics dept but the university system as a whole. They pick and back losers and bad decisions. That’s their primary cultural flaw.

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7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

What did Kayce say?

I just imagined her hitting her knees with her hair up like that. Too distracting

7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She should just go ahead and crank up an OF account.

She absolutely could take over Looch's $9.95 grift with MOAR vids, less bullshit newsletters 

9 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Despite the nut squeezes , jizz jars, milk men, and delusional addictions, I don’t think it’s why aggy sucks. Yes, it provides great distraction but  IMO aggy leadership is horrible and terribly inbred, perpetuating their circling of the drain. This is not only the athletics dept but the university system as a whole. They pick and back losers.

But, aggy leadership is why they still partake in their backwards turditions. Yes, it's why aggy sucks. They keep promoting aggy who stil buy into that doo-doo.

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

DEA needs to open an investigation for this narcotics dealer.

Hey man, he's just trying to provide some positive energy for a difficult ending to the season. Even aggie needs the occasional uplift. Don't be a hater calling for incarnation of sweet, dear Graham.

Besides, the hopium dealer that is Graham and the Propaganda master that is THE Luccinator aka El Luccidore will get those aggie fans up, positive and ready to jump in line for the roller-coaster ride that will be 2025. 

Love not hate man!!  It makes the coaster go UP!! 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She should just go ahead and crank up an OF account.

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MOAR low cut tops and short skirts! Much less babbling chin pubes.

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4 hours ago, Welch said:


So it actually took about 30 hours?

I was more talking about the rank and file on texags, the ones who were borderline suicidal late Friday night.

Not referring to the money-grabbing shit-shovelers like Looch and Graham.

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2 hours ago, El Squared said:

Despite the nut squeezes , jizz jars, milk men, and delusional addictions, I don’t think it’s why aggy sucks.
 

Yes, it provides great distraction and entertainment in a twisted way, but  IMO its really  aggy leadership that is horrible and terribly inbred, perpetuating their circling of the drain.

This is not only the athletics dept but the university system as a whole. They pick and back losers and bad decisions. That’s their primary cultural flaw.

Yep, teaming up with Qatar to start a shitty “satellite” school in Doha and giving them access to our nuclear research network for a $1,000,000,000 “donation” (which evidently was not publicized) was not in America’s best interests.

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