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I think we are moving into the acceptance phase with their posts tentatively looking forward to next year because of changes they can make right now, ie transfers, incoming guys, and firing the right people. I honestly say by February, no later than mid March, the Reed for Heisman and OL and DL are world betters will start. And we are all better for it

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Secrant poster who says he was at the Vegas bowl:

“Gotta say A&M fans were some of the warmest, nicest, blue collar kinda folk I've ever met. Found myself rooting for them there at the end. They are the complete opposite of the longhorn fans I've met, all scumbags and a half. 

I think Fatko will get them there. Turtle approved.”

 

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6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Secrant poster who says he was at the Vegas bowl:

“Gotta say A&M fans were some of the warmest, nicest, blue collar kinda folk I've ever met. Found myself rooting for them there at the end. They are the complete opposite of the longhorn fans I've met, all scumbags and a half. 

I think Fatko will get them there. Turtle approved.”

 

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Remember in 2018 Bilbo lost to both Clemson and Bama who were the National Championship participants that season. If we can get a Notre Same v Texas final then they can claim the same moral victory for Elko. That would definitely help expedite getting the coaster back on track.

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

…That would definitely help expedite getting the coaster back on track.

There’s no scenario where they won’t have unrealistic expectations every offseason.

22 minutes ago, Scholz said:

There’s no scenario where they won’t have unrealistic expectations every offseason.

Hence stated help expedite not that it is required ;-)

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20 hours ago, DreadHead said:

Aggy Dezz Ricks #10, "Tweety Bird" celebration in the game last night was silly. Dezz got torched several times in USC's final drive, so much so they changed who he was covering, only for him to get targeted again and give up the game-winning touchdown. Dezz had a bad night....

 

 

 

Ricks is the one who talking all that shit to the USC sideline in the 1st Q, then got fucking torched.

I can't find it on youtube or aggypedia... does anyone have a link to the aggy war hymn parody with the odd dude's voice and then all the pictures of the corps and weird aggy shit?  I can find the video on youtube with just the dude singing but no videos with the images.  Anyone remember that or know where to find it?

9 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

I can't find it on youtube or aggypedia... does anyone have a link to the aggy war hymn parody with the odd dude's voice and then all the pictures of the corps and weird aggy shit?  I can find the video on youtube with just the dude singing but no videos with the images.  Anyone remember that or know where to find it?

 

Remember in 2018 Bilbo lost to both Clemson and Bama who were the National Championship participants that season. If we can get a Notre Same v Texas final then they can claim the same moral victory for Elko. That would definitely help expedite getting the coaster back on track.

Yea but South Carolina, auburn, usc, ND, and Texas can’t all play for the national championship. But if they could, it would be a record or something.
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21 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Goddamn Tapatalk.

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Really a masterful job with that photo backdrop.

psa: uverse guide has the aggy-condom vegas bowl replay on secn tomorrow night at midnight 11:59pm monday 30th

this is not yet confirmed on an website

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

psa: uverse guide has the aggy-condom vegas bowl replay on secn tomorrow night at midnight 11:59pm monday 30th

this is not yet confirmed on an website

They had that replay on the guide for yesterday. I tried to tune in for the last few min and they were actually playing the UT-Georgia CCG.

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Yea but South Carolina, auburn, usc, ND, and Texas can’t all play for the national championship. But if they could, it would be a record or something.

In 2018 Mississippi State and Auburn didn't either not sure what you are going for here...

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21 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

MEAT PENGUIN

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Billy Liucci's 35 yr old sophomore cousin.

10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Subscribed!!

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Right?  It is a damn shame she has to talk.  A lot.

 

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3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Ricks is French?

35 minutes ago, TOR said:

Right?  It is a damn shame she has to talk.  A lot.

 

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1 hour ago, TOR said:

Right?  It is a damn shame she has to talk.  A lot.

I know a good way to stop that.

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I know a good way to stop that.

You are going to stick your dick in her mouth in order to shut her up?  Fucking cool. 

19 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

You are going to stick your dick in her mouth in order to shut her up?  Fucking cool. 

Kind of leaning towards the ball gag, but yeah; this works.

Loochador podcast will become available tomorrow at 8am as it is premium only content currently. I don't follow TexAgs closely enough is this their normal m.o.? 

Haha holy shit there is a UK mentalist that goes by Looch.

https://looch.co.uk/

How the absolute fuck did A&M not pay this dude instead of Oz to mindfuck towlie?

6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

God damn, that is brutal. And correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Oliver also a very highly rated bust? I see that he was a .9400 on 247 but I could have sworn he was a lot higher than that - and that there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth over him going to A&M

On 12/28/2024 at 10:37 PM, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Reserve=2nd place. aggy meat judging is in a steady decline since the departure of the generational talent of meat pimp. BUT all is not lost. Let me present:

MEAT PENGUIN

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Chester CobbleMeat 

9 hours ago, TOR said:

Right?  It is a damn shame she has to talk.  A lot.

 

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But you see TOR I've been informed by the Surly 1% she has duck mouth and no legs in addition to saying really stupid shit. As that clearly means she failed her Mensa application and is about a 6.5 she is and thus therefore completely unfuckable. Evidence of lack of legs, duck face and stupidity sir:

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

But you see TOR I've been informed by the Surly 1% she has duck mouth and no legs in addition to saying really stupid shit. As that clearly means she failed her Mensa application and is about a 6.5 she is and thus therefore completely unfuckable. Evidence of lack of legs, duck face and stupidity sir:

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So the correct answer is Would Not?

I'm so confused

She’s hot. Too bad she’s Aggy. 

9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Good call on that Tenn/tOSU game. What a close one. Tenn would have crushed tOSU if it wasn't for all those sip refs.

35 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

So the correct answer is Would Not?

I'm so confused

The correct answer is:

Subject to interpretation. 

Are you Surly 1%er who only fucks genius level perfect 10s on the reg?

Or

Are you a Surly slum dog, man whore that finds dumb somewhat hot, loud mouth, idiot aggie 7s absolutely fuckable?

Please note like CR, Ewers, Sark, Coach Prime and FUPM threads there is no middle ground. You're Surly 1% or you are NOT!

I'm not.. I'm a man whore poor of the lowest order. So.. absolutely wood, of course.

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7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

The correct answer is:

Subject to interpretation. 

Are you Surly 1%er who only fucks genius level perfect 10s on the reg?

Or

Are you a Surly slum dog, man whore that finds dumb somewhat hot, loud mouth, idiot aggie 7s absolutely fuckable?

Being drunk and turning out the lights solves a lot of problem cases.

21 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Subscribed!!

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46 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

The correct answer is:

Subject to interpretation. 

Are you Surly 1%er who only fucks genius level perfect 10s on the reg?

Or

Are you a Surly slum dog, man whore that finds dumb somewhat hot, loud mouth, idiot aggie 7s absolutely fuckable?

Please note like CR, Ewers, Sark, Coach Prime and FUPM threads there is no middle ground. You're Surly 1% or you are NOT!

I'm not.. I'm a man whore poor of the lowest order. So.. absolutely wood, of course.

But being a good longhorn with aspirations instead of nailing her you would spend the evening trying to convince her of the error of her ways and to get a master's at Texas right? Or just smash and burn?

I pass. I bet she puts in beans in chili. That is the true indicator.

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

But being a good longhorn with aspirations instead of nailing her you would spend the evening trying to convince her of the error of her ways and to get a master's at Texas right? Or just smash and burn?

I pass. I bet she puts in beans in chili. That is the true indicator.

Being a good thirsty Longhorn slum dog doing anything but trying to keep her busy while smashing and burning is just unacceptable. We have policy and procedure here in the Surly slums and allowing an idiot aggie 7 female to cook chili is never on the list.

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Being a good thirsty Longhorn slum dog doing anything but trying to keep her busy while smashing and burning is just unacceptable. We have policy and procedure here in the Surly slums and allowing an idiot aggie 7 female to cook chili is never on the list.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Being a good thirsty Longhorn slum dog doing anything but trying to keep her busy while smashing and burning is just unacceptable. We have policy and procedure here in the Surly slums and allowing an idiot aggie 7 female to cook chili is never on the list.

Is that like Aggy turditions?  Asking for an Aggy neighbor.

I don't get the Kayce Smith hate here... She seems perfect in her role. Now if I were an ag I would be pissed off that she walks into trap after trap the barstool crew set for her. All it ever accomplishes is reinforcing the little brother never won shit stereotype for a wider audience to see. From our perspective we should be giving kudos to the lack of awareness.

Carry on...

Nobody has to set a trap for any aggy. Dumbest fucks to ever walk the earth.

14 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Really a masterful job with that photo backdrop.

Dude it's literally a competition where they look at something and say "yes this is meat" or "no that isn't meat".  These "students" have a "degree" in that.  Believe it not they even offer graduate degrees, like they will award a PhD in being able to tell that something is or is not meat. 

Same as the aggy that study "put seed in ground and remove plant later for food" or "use chain make pipe go in ground, take out oil".  Aggy is the absolute leader in degrees for idiots or pity degrees for blue collar people.  They even have statues to a lot of these "professions" that are an absolute embarrassment to efforts by certain other universities to push forward actual academic efforts.   

Keep in mind all this stupidity is subsidized by money from the State of Texas.  We are effectively wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on "degrees" that could all be handled in the last week of shop class by even the most retarded high school student.  

59 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Dude it's literally a competition where they look at something and say "yes this is meat" or "no that isn't meat".  These "students" have a "degree" in that.  Believe it not they even offer graduate degrees, like they will award a PhD in being able to tell that something is or is not meat. 

Same as the aggy that study "put seed in ground and remove plant later for food" or "use chain make pipe go in ground, take out oil".  Aggy is the absolute leader in degrees for idiots or pity degrees for blue collar people.  They even have statues to a lot of these "professions" that are an absolute embarrassment to efforts by certain other universities to push forward actual academic efforts.   

Keep in mind all this stupidity is subsidized by money from the State of Texas.  We are effectively wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on "degrees" that could all be handled in the last week of shop class by even the most retarded high school student.  

Agree to disagree. aggy doing meat judging is pretty much one of their main purposes in this world. They verify that the ribeye I buy is grade A so I don’t have to be an expert. That is one of the foundational pillars of an ag school that provides a societal benefit.

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You will speak no ill of Meat Pimp.

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Dude it's literally a competition where they look at something and say "yes this is meat" or "no that isn't meat".  These "students" have a "degree" in that.  Believe it not they even offer graduate degrees, like they will award a PhD in being able to tell that something is or is not meat. 

Same as the aggy that study "put seed in ground and remove plant later for food" or "use chain make pipe go in ground, take out oil".  Aggy is the absolute leader in degrees for idiots or pity degrees for blue collar people.  They even have statues to a lot of these "professions" that are an absolute embarrassment to efforts by certain other universities to push forward actual academic efforts.   

Keep in mind all this stupidity is subsidized by money from the State of Texas.  We are effectively wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on "degrees" that could all be handled in the last week of shop class by even the most retarded high school student.  

Making fun of aggy is best done while not making one's self look like an idiot as well.

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