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33 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Any guesses on the 3 Graham has touted

https://gigemgazette.com/three-dc-candidates-texas-a-m-football-should-consider-if-jay-bateman-is-fired

If no one says Will Muschamp then we all are an embarrassment 

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I’m confused. I know Fatko doesn’t actually call D plays but does anyone who has any brains (I know) think it isn’t Fatko defense 1000%. 
 

It would be like us calling Flood out for incompetence. I honestly had to look up who is our “OC”. 

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

I'd gladly eat her butthole.

Before and after Taco Bell ?? 

1 hour ago, CosmoDog said:

At first I thought Graham was funny.

Now he’s just an irritating putz.

It wasn't until recently that I understood him to be an actual person not writing satire.  I never read his stuff because I don't particularly give a shit what aggy thinks and the 12 pics of him followed by funky formatting isn't particularly inviting.  But just glancing as I scrolled and seeing the highlights, for a brief moment I thought it was Beau Vine just posting funny creative writing to poke fun at aggy, then I thought it was an Onion-like satire from someone outside surly.

15 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Before and after Taco Bell ?? 

Sure, if I'm looking to get the taste of Taco Bell out of my mouth. 

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

On my Steel Shank's Big Board, I have Reed as the prohibitive favorite to win the Heisman next year.


Reed, huh.

Jerry?

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:


She reminds me of that golf instagram hooer? What’s that broads name again?

Wonder which one has better cans…

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2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Paige Spiranic

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I will see your Paige Spiranic and raise you Grace Charis.

 

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

I will see your Paige Spiranic and raise you Grace Charis.

Paige has a bigger, store-bought rack.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Paige has a bigger, store-bought rack.

But Charis has an Onlyfans page

11 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Reed, huh.

Jerry?

 

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Paige Spiranic

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4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will see your Paige Spiranic and raise you Grace Charis.

 

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

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But, what about the years aggy won their Maroon & White spring game?

15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will see your Paige Spiranic and raise you Grace Charis.

 

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Needs a visit to the eyebrow stylist and she'd be a 10 .

Those are some thick wizard brows 

5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Needs a visit to the eyebrow stylist and she'd be a 10 .

Those are some thick wizard brows 

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11 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Jerry Fuckin' Reed for the win!

He could lay some pipe.

10 minutes ago, TOR said:

He could lay some pipe.

When you're hot, you're hot.

3 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

Did someone earlier really complain about her legs?? She has the definition of perfect legs. If I could draw up my perfect female physique it would have those legs. 
 

sounds like somebody is too used to fucking fat ass zepol cholas

Hey, hey, hey. Zepol has always pulled nice tail. You thinking of his buddy Vic?

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


To see Refuge huh?

I didn't think much of it, but I'm not really a horror film kind of guy. I'm curious if aggie is doing some sort of drive in new turdition or something. Not sure why he was looking for it on Texags.. but from the outside I can't understand.

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57 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Paige Spiranic

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54 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will see your Paige Spiranic and raise you Grace Charis.

 

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Let's be honest, are there really any losers here or just lots of tittays winning?

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

Before and after Taco Bell ?? 

A brave man only dies once.

59 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is that a mole at the bottom of her right eyebrow? 

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psa: uverse guide has been tracking accurately all day and the aggy vegas melt is still showing for midnight on secn

53 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

psa: uverse guide has been tracking accurately all day and the aggy vegas melt is still showing for midnight on secn

3-10 vs the spread is good right?

Uh ohh the definitely is a self awareness contingent growing within the ags...

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AND secn for the 2nd time in 24 hours lists the aggy vegas melt and shows something else......  this can't be on purpose, right?

I mean its on YouTube in both highlights and full form so who cares about when it airs on TV? ;-)

 

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Uh ohh the definitely is a self awareness contingent growing within the ags...

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They don't think nuno and chin-pubes is not already their embarrassment?  

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

When you're hot, you're hot.

[Looch]And when you’re not, you’re not[/Looch]

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8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I mean its on YouTube in both highlights and full form so who cares about when it airs on TV? 😉

 

i don't want the highlights

i don't want the simulation (which is fucking stupid)

i want the real actual broadcast in it's entirety which i have yet to find on youtube

Guys you do know, I hope, that any number of Men's Clubs have golf days where the talent assists the players. Just be careful that one of the talented ones does  not get drunk and run over you in a golf cart. It has happened.  

Wasn't Santucci Elko's DC at Duke?

Seems odd that The Elk wouldn't bring him when hired, but he's interested in him a year later...

You didn't think this guy was only an expert and huge bitchass on football, did you?  

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Texas A&M basketball is gearing up for a matchup with their rival Texas Longhorns to open SEC play this Saturday. The Aggies have had a solid start to the season, racking up an 11-2 record thus far in the year after some big time matchups.

The Longhorns come into this game, however, also with an 11-2 record. Traditionally no basketball slouch, Texas hopes to come in and play spoiler against an Aggie team that is looking to have one of their best seasons in recent memory.


Of course, not every basketball schedule is created equal. Though the Aggies and Longhorns both have an 11-2 record, their games have not exactly come against equal competition.

Texas has faced only two Quad 1 opponents so far, according to the NET rankings. They lost to both Ohio State and UConn; 25th and 18th in the NET, respectively. They have two Quad 2 games, one Quad 3 game, and an eye-popping eight Quad 4 games so far in this young season.

In other words, this has been a cakewalk for the Longhorns, and they've received a rude wakeup call to that fact every time they've faced a real team. The Aggies, on the other hand, have been forged in fire so far.


A&M has nearly as many Quad 1 games as they do Quad 4 games, and their Quad 1 and 2 games are more numerous than 3 and 4 combined. It's worth mentioning that A&M beat Ohio State— a team that defeated the Longhorns by 8— by 14 points.

It is always cathartic to beat your rival, but an emphatic performance in this one by the Aggies could send Texas spiraling. The SEC is a nigh-unbelievable gauntlet this year, and the Longhorns are about to have to wake up to that fact. What better way to introduce them to that nightmare than a massive defeat at the hands of Wade Taylor, Andersson Garcia, and the rest of Buzz's squad?

 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wasn't Santucci Elko's DC at Duke?

Seems odd that The Elk wouldn't bring him when hired, but he's interested in him a year later...

He was in year 2.... AFAIK he remained at A&M for 2022 as co-DC then after they faceplanted and bellyflopped to 5-7 he left to reunite with Elko so this would be the 2nd time he has come in for year 2 of Tickle Me not sure WTF

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You didn't think this guy was only an expert and huge bitchass on football, did you?  

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How would they show Texas is a fraud when we aren’t even ranked?

 

This speaks to their overall problem and to why they don’t win anything. 

Paige has a bigger, store-bought rack.

Can someone do a scientific study of this to be sure? You know, for science.
44 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Bringing the gang back together... never change

Santucci should just buy a house in B/CS and just rent it out in between his stints of being on the staff. I think he has been run off twice. But like a bad penny, he keeps showing back up, because this time, things will be “different.”

CHIEF

"Looking forward to baseball season."

Oh no, we hired their coach.  Damn the luck.

11 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Some are maybe realizing that Santucci is their ceiling

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barnone aggie, you're gonna want to sit down for this

13 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

The schadenfreude is glorious. MPaul and Medaggie must be new ags. Good bull!!

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The reason aggy gets worse as the year goes on is they are finally forced to play teams with a pulse. Even more dastardly, they are forced to play on the road.  It’s not fair, it’s not right, it’s total gayness. 

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