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4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Once again, they embarrass the state of Texas.

The bar is already pretty low and they seem to find a way to do under it. 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

The bar is already pretty low and they seem to find a way to do under it. 

Which is impressive in itself.

Just now, Js1 said:

The bar is already pretty low and they seem to find a way to do under it. 

Perhaps they should petition the NCAA to make limbo a sport so they can actually win some natties so the hall of chumpions can become the hall of champions because they darn sure can't count on football, basketball, or baseball.

7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Once again, they embarrass the state of Texas.

Get back to us when they don't.

That mentality perfectly illustrates why aggy will never accomplish a fucking thing in athletics. they care more about appearances and what other people say about them than they care about substance and looking internally to figure out why they haven't won a goddamned thing since 1939. 

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

figure out why they haven't won a goddamned thing since 1939.

It's because of the sips and the BOMC, with Sankey and the SEC added to the mix recently. Everyone treats them unfairly. It's not their fault. 

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My god, they truly are the biggest crybabies in college sports.  The Texags host personally whining to the SEC broadcaster about every perceived slight of the broadcast was embarrassing.  But the aggie faithful just lap that shit up.  They don’t realize, however, that they continue to look like idiots to the media.

I mean, bitching about a broadcast on a fan message board is one thing; everyone does that including us.  But grilling your weekly guest about every single thing he said during the broadcast you didn’t like is not a good look to the media that you are demanding respect from.

And they wonder why they don’t have the cachet that UT has. 
I hope they never change, and they won’t.

He mentioned the football score. What an asshole!

27 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I mean, bitching about a broadcast on a fan message board is one thing; everyone does that including us.  But grilling your weekly guest about every single thing he said during the broadcast you didn’t like is not a good look to the media that you are demanding respect from.

I looked up Tom Hart's bona fides -- no surprise, he's a Missouri grad.  I myself did my undergrad there, and i applaud him for biting his tongue and dealing with all of the butthurt in a professional manner.  Then again, Mizzou's j-school is widely thought of as the best, so maybe it just comes naturally to him.

On 1/27/2025 at 10:42 AM, CustersDoctor said:

I was with one of Texas Tech's BMD's last night. The group was discussing Micah Hudson's potential return to Tech. When asked about what Tech would have to offer Micah to get him back the donor replied, "It's not what we'd offer that's the hold up. Its up to him, if he wants to come back he'd have to stop being a modern day Edwin Simmons." What a name to drop from about forty years ago. That told me all that I needed to know about Micah's off field behavior.

Please be kind. Edwin was a friend of mine at Texas. Nice guy.

On 1/27/2025 at 12:12 PM, Steel Shank said:

Banging rich white girls won't sit well with the Red Raider faithful.

He also banged a few asian girls too who were friends of mine.

On 1/27/2025 at 12:32 PM, jimmyjazz said:

You left out the drugs.

I don't know what you are talking about. If you're a cop you have to tell me.

On 1/27/2025 at 10:42 AM, CustersDoctor said:

I was with one of Texas Tech's BMD's last night. The group was discussing Micah Hudson's potential return to Tech. When asked about what Tech would have to offer Micah to get him back the donor replied, "It's not what we'd offer that's the hold up. Its up to him, if he wants to come back he'd have to stop being a modern day Edwin Simmons." What a name to drop from about forty years ago. That told me all that I needed to know about Micah's off field behavior.

From what I remember it wasn't a "girl" it was a much older woman with big bucks that got Simmons back to Tarrytown. Then Simmons was arrested outside the home on suspicion of burglary because the screen had been pulled off the window. The police had responded to a caller that said a "prowler" was seen in the neighborhood.

Simmons was released and suspended like two games till the truth came out and he was reinstated.

I remember all the jokes.

Simmons should play quarterback because he could run the "naked" bootleg better than anybody. That he was always ready for the "naked bootyleg" call.

That he thought "streaking" was still a thing.

That he was the naked "cat" burglar. 

 

 

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15 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What the heck did it do that for?
 

 


One hour and 8 minutes in, these idiots pull in the ESPN announcer and make him answer for his mean remarks

 

Tell me you have an inferiority complex without telling me you have an inferiority complex. Geez.......what an embarrassment and they don't even see it.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3525012

Ohio State spent $37 million more than they made last year. Attributed partially to the basketball coach buyout and only 6 home games.

https://www.on3.com/college/ohio-state-buckeyes/news/ohio-state-athletics-operated-at-37-million-deficit-last-year/

Our athletic department seems fiscally conservative by this measure. It's my understanding that we didn't go into debt to pay Jimbo.

Will be interesting to see if Ohio state is able to take in a huge profit next year coming of a natty. If they don't, and SEC programs operate with more fiscal discipline, it could be difficult for the Big 10 to sustain the success they had this year. Wonder if this is an outlier or if a bunch of programs ran deficits this year. Should be interesting to watch as other school financials start to make their way into public view.

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Claiming fiscal responsibility is peak Aggie.

19 hours ago, sdm said:

Tell me you have an inferiority complex without telling me you have an inferiority complex. Geez.......what an embarrassment and they don't even see it.

EVERYTHING aggy does absolutely screams inferiority complex.

If they're truly inferior, is it really a "complex"?

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If they're truly inferior, is it really a "complex"?

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17 minutes ago, NoName said:

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He had six attempts last year.

 

 

 

Yea but he completed 5 of them.

And his only TD (and these stats for that matter) were again New Mexico State at the end of the 4th quarter.  

I’ve never seen a group of fluffers use the term “The future is bright” more than aggie.

The future wasn't so bright on 12/1/24. Texags was like a virtual Jonestown. Oh well, there's always next year and the rollercoaster just left the staging area.  Liucci will have those dipshits creaming in their bedazzled overalls by June. 

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is VERY Texas baseball related information!

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Baseball team with new Maroon and.....Gold??? jerseys.  

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3 minutes ago, GJ Winne said:

Baseball team with new Maroon and.....Gold??? jerseys.  

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I immediately saw crosshairs. 

7 minutes ago, GJ Winne said:

Baseball team with new Maroon and.....Gold??? jerseys.  

Well, FSU may be historically inept in Omaha, but they're better than A&M.  Aim high(er)!

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, FSU may be historically inept in Omaha, but they're better than A&M.  Aim high(er)!

I believe in Bilbo Aggins!!!

this is fucking ridiculous. dude knows nothing about this state. id say 60% Texas 30% aggy 10% rest. might be 70 20 10 actually. 

"There's such equal footing to the rivalry."

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58 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don’t know, personally it seems like lately aggy is running this state

Yeah 25-5 vs 15-11 in the last 2 seasons it's pretty obvious...

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Wait, I'm being told that aggy is the team that has lost 11 games in the last 2 seasons , and Texas has played in 2 conference championship games and 4 CFP games in that period vs none for aggy 

 

On 1/28/2025 at 3:15 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I looked up Tom Hart's bona fides -- no surprise, he's a Missouri grad.  I myself did my undergrad there, and i applaud him for biting his tongue and dealing with all of the butthurt in a professional manner.  Then again, Mizzou's j-school is widely thought of as the best, so maybe it just comes naturally to him.

I worked with Tom for a while about 20 years ago. He was dangerously witty and this TexAgs ambush will make him must-watch-TV on any future aggy games that he calls.  I think they just poked a bear that we can sit back and enjoy for the next 10 years. 

18 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I worked with Tom for a while about 20 years ago. He was dangerously witty and this TexAgs ambush will make him must-watch-TV on any future aggy games that he calls.  I think they just poked a bear that we can sit back and enjoy for the next 10 years. 

He clearly knew what he was getting into, so it’s hard to call that an ambush. But it was an exceedingly bad look for aggy and was further confirmation of their little brother status.
 

Is there any way we can get him on here to get his insights on that joke of an interview? 

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

I worked with Tom for a while about 20 years ago. He was dangerously witty and this TexAgs ambush will make him must-watch-TV on any future aggy games that he calls.  I think they just poked a bear that we can sit back and enjoy for the next 10 years. 

That bear said he had been coming on texags every week for the last six years. He didn't say he would stop doing that either, said he didn't want to lose that accessibility with them. 

He seems to be pretty cozy with Aggy, even if they are now riled up at him. 

 

8 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

That bear said he had been coming on texags every week for the last six years. He didn't say he would stop doing that either, said he didn't want to lose that accessibility with them. 

He seems to be pretty cozy with Aggy, even if they are now riled up at him. 

 

Did not know that about him, but also don’t know what that has to do with his competency or ability to get under TAMU’s skin …

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11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don’t know, personally it seems like lately aggy is running this state

If by "state" you mean "state of mediocrity", then you sir are correct.

13 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

this is fucking ridiculous. dude knows nothing about this state. id say 60% Texas 30% aggy 10% rest. might be 70 20 10 actually. 

Well, he played football for Cornell and Baylor, which is odd to say the least.  

17 hours ago, Blotto said:

The future wasn't so bright on 12/1/24. Texags was like a virtual Jonestown. Oh well, there's always next year and the rollercoaster just left the staging area.  Liucci will have those dipshits creaming in their bedazzled overalls by June. 

Bedazzled overalls needs more love

On 1/24/2025 at 9:51 AM, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...

Sources: Texas A&M set to nab James Madison defensive coordinator

John Brice      Jan 22, 2025

Lyle Hemphill is poised to return to work with Mike Elko.

Sources tell FootballScoop that Hemphill, who spent the 2024 season as James Madison's defensive coordinator and nickels coach, is the frontrunner to join Mike Elko's staff. 

Sources told FootballScoop Tuesday afternoon that Hemphill had formally resigned his position at James Madison.

Prior to this past year at JMU, Hemphill spent the 2022-23 seasons as co-defensive coordinator at Duke.

He also had an extended ACC run under Dave Clawson at Wake Forest from 2017-21.

Hemphill is a former collegiate football player and wrestler at Ursinus College.

 

Youanus college, that's revelatory.   

On 1/25/2025 at 9:45 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

Get your aggie fireplace before they are all gone…..going fast:

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Guaranteed to work the first time!

20 hours ago, Deej said:

"There's such equal footing to the rivalry."

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I made it to that point and stopped. That's enough to let me know this guy is clueless and nothing he says was of value. 

This is EXACTLY what TAMU should do. Understand who they are. Accept it. This is a MissSU poster, but TAMU is MissSU. They think they’re Bama, but they’re MissSU.

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

This is EXACTLY what TAMU should do. Understand who they are. Accept it. This is a MissSU poster, but TAMU is MissSU. They think they’re Bama, but they’re MissSU.

 

They think they're Bama, but they're not even Auburn. 

On 1/28/2025 at 5:09 PM, sdm said:

Tell me you have an inferiority complex without telling me you have an inferiority complex. Geez.......what an embarrassment and they don't even see it.

First time I have actually heard the audio, not gonna lie it made me laugh. 

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