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Those hockey losses will hurt for a long time.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Those hockey losses will hurt for a long time.

That aggy goalie would agree.

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Way too early power ranking for 2025 SEC football: 7 - Texas
Passing offense and defense can make teams elite on either side of the ball, but if you get beat up in the trenches, that really caps your ability to be elite. Texas loses nearly all of their offensive and defensive lines, which is one of the biggest ways to measure whether a team will progress or regress on one side of the ball or the other.

It’s not just that, though. The Horns lose two top targets in Isaiah Bond and Matthew Golden, as well as the Thorpe award winner in Jahdae Barron. Andrew Mukuba was a one and done in Austin at safety as well.

Then, you have the Quinn Ewers of it all. Arch Manning is the flavor of the day, but something needs to be said for just how disappointing the Texas offense was relative to expectations last year, and Manning could still not displace Ewers at QB. That doesn’t scream to me that they’ll take a step forward with Manning under center next year.

Cedric Baxter’s return will help Texas, but a lack of skill at RB was not the problem on offense last year. I’m coming into this year pretty skeptical about Texas.

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Way too early power ranking for 2025 SEC football: 3 - Texas A&M
Mike Elko and the Aggies were squarely in the conversation for the college football playoff at the end of October. They had seized their moment after a win over LSU, and were leading the SEC with no conference losses.

Then, November happened. When all was said and done, they finished with only eight wins, though they also boasted a winning conference record.

So far in the offseason, though, it looks like Elko has moved to address the Aggies’ biggest issues in a pretty effective way. It’s also worth mentioning how much injuries, specifically the one to Le’Veon Moss, played into the results down that stretch.

This was a result also accomplished through a lot of turmoil at the quarterback position, with Reed and Weigman playing some musical chairs over the course of the season. With Weigman now out the door and Reed coming into his own— not to mention the entire offensive line returning— the Aggies could be a formidable offense next year.

 

I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump from behind Graham Harmon and letting us all know we've been punked.

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Graham’s rankings are:

1. Georgia

2.  Tennessee 

3.  A&M

4. Alabama 

5.  Ole Miss

6. South Carolina

7.  Texas

etc.   

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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He’s gotta be writing purely for surly, right?  I haven’t seen a single thread on Texags about any of his articles. Admittedly, I only wade into that cesspool about once a month. Even Liucci has to shake his head at this. 

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Graham’s rankings are:

1. Georgia

UGA is getting clobbered by the draft and the portal.  I'm not saying they might not be the favorite, but this is a weird world we live in.

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

He’s gotta be writing purely for surly, right?  I haven’t seen a single thread on Texags about any of his articles. Admittedly, I only wade into that cesspool about once a month. Even Liucci has to shake his head at this. 

He's trying to crack a market that Liucci has completely locked up. You aint gonna win over aggy with rationale discussion of why their athletic department is a festering asshole of incompetence for the last 20 85 years, so he's gotta try and out-Liucci ole Billy. Will he be successful? Probably not, who really cares. Just enjoy him before he decides he can make more money manning the glory holes around CS. 

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GH can’t conceive of a scenario where Texas is anything more than a mediocre, middling, also-ran in the SEC and they are perpetually on the cusp of vying for conference supremacy.   Never change my friend.  His myopia just adds to the mystique of aggy weirdness. 

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Graham Harmon and Billy Liucci need to team up and fight crime together.

I think they'd make a cute couple.

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Oh and by the way, look at the atm revenue numbers compared to UT. aggy in rearview mirror and receding in the distance. 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Graham Harmon and Billy Liucci need to team up and fight crime together.

 

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41 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

 

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A&Mbiguously gay duo

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think they'd make a cute couple.

Billy cleans up well when he shaves his chin pubes! 

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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How early will he "mysteriously" stop the rankings this year?

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump from behind Graham Harmon and letting us all know we've been punked.

 

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Billy cleans up well when he shaves his chin pubes! 

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It's nice for them that gay marriage is finally a thing.

I think they'd make a cute couple.

There’s only one man for looch

After the aggy game this last season, I'm pretty sure Looch wanted to be pegged by the entire Longhorn defense 

4 hours ago, Deej said:

After the aggy game this last season, I'm pretty sure Looch wanted to be pegged by the entire Longhorn defense 

Well, sure. He was jealous because he had just watched the UT defense do that to aggy for 60 minutes.

On 2/3/2025 at 8:14 AM, South Austin said:

Those hockey losses will hurt for a long time.

Like a puck to the face!

16 hours ago, Drew said:

How early will he "mysteriously" stop the rankings this year?

I’m still waiting for the Looch 44 for 2023 and on….

7 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I’m still waiting for the Looch 44 for 2023 and on….

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20 hours ago, Lhorn said:

GH can’t conceive of a scenario where Texas is anything more than a mediocre, middling, also-ran in the SEC and they are perpetually on the cusp of vying for conference supremacy.   Never change my friend.  His myopia just adds to the mystique of aggy weirdness. 

 

He doesn’t believe a single word he writes. He just writes whatever the Aggies expect him to write so the paychecks keep cashing.  I doubt he’s even a fan and I bet he laughs every time he’s proofreading that drivel.  

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

He doesn’t believe a single word he writes. He just writes whatever the Aggies expect him to write so the paychecks keep cashing.  I doubt he’s even a fan and I bet he laughs every time he’s proofreading that drivel.  

This is where I am at.

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1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

He doesn’t believe a single word he writes. He just writes whatever the Aggies expect him to write so the paychecks keep cashing.  I doubt he’s even a fan and I bet he laughs every time he’s proofreading that drivel.  

Is he cashing any checks?  I was under the impression that his role was a "contributor" position (unpaid content), and that he is just trying to establish a portfolio in the hopes that someone like Liucci will pick him up and pay him.  To that end, most of his clicks are probably coming from Surly--I have never seen any TAMU source discussing his fanboi takes.  

2 hours ago, nnm said:

II have never seen any TAMU source discussing his fanboi takes.  

That's because they don't want us to find what a sleeping giant a&m is.

3 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I doubt he’s even a fan and I bet he laughs every time he’s proofreading that drivel.  

He does not even own a blue pencil.

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Arch Manning mania may have finally jumped the shark with eye-rolling graphic from On3
As the end of the college football season has finally come, there is already a lot of talk about what we'll see in the upcoming year— and that means that the name Arch Manning is being bandied about all over the place.


The son of "the funniest Manning" is entering his third collegiate year after two sitting behind Quinn Ewers at Texas. For all the complaints Texas fans have had about Quinn, Manning was apparently unable to beat him out for snaps.

Even so, many in the college football world await his true debut with bated breath— hyping him up endlessly. This hype may have just reached a fever pitch with this projection by On3:

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I'll try to steelman the argument as best I can before we really get into things: often, the top pick in the draft is a high-upside quarterback, even if that quarterback hasn't necessarily been prolific statistically. This graphic presupposes that Manning is the highest-upside quarterback in all of college football, and thus the team with the top pick would be pining after his services, even if he takes a few years to develop.

The problem with this is that there is simply nothing to show that this presupposition is grounded in any reality. Manning's tape at the college level has come against ULM and Mississippi State— neither defensive stalwarts, to say the least— and he's seen slight spot duty against Georgia and in the playoff, where he basically came in to run the ball.


He boasts a Manning name and a high rating from high school, but that's it. I'm not sure that's enough for any GM to use their top selection on him, especially when you have a guy like Jeremiah Smith— whose gifts are proven against the highest level of defense— available.

There's a lot of buzz that Manning is planning to stay in college for four years. Take it with a grain of salt, since it comes from Texas fans, but if this does indeed come to pass, I'll be interested to see which of he or Smith is selected first, as they would be in the same draft in this instance.


I get that this is essentially yelling into the void— there's really no point to try and slow down a hype train like this. But I think this is clear evidence that this obsession with an unproven redshirt sophomore has gone way too far.

 

goddamn, this motherfucker is desperate to be loved. hitching his wagon to the fucking clownshow that is texags, lulz

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

goddamn, this motherfucker is desperate to be loved. hitching his wagon to the fucking clownshow that is texags, lulz

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Is he being paid in Dixie Chicken gift cards?

On 2/3/2025 at 1:56 PM, South Austin said:

Graham Harmon and Billy Liucci need to team up and fight crime together.

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On 2/3/2025 at 3:23 PM, Scuba Saba said:

Oh and by the way, look at the atm revenue numbers compared to UT. aggy in rearview mirror and receding in the distance. 

IIRC, I think I saw where they are counting revenue from the G Strait concert and a foreign soccer league.  Tickets were sold through the athletic dept.  whoop!

They are just the weirdest people on the planet, and what exactly is accomplished by using an exclamation mark instead of a lower-case "i" in "bitch"?

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

what exactly is accomplished by using an exclamation mark instead of a lower-case "i" in "bitch"?


Probably to bypass a profanity filter. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Probably to bypass a profanity filter. 

Well yeah, but in practice it accomplishes nothing.  So very Aggie.

On 2/3/2025 at 11:56 AM, South Austin said:

Graham Harmon and Billy Liucci need to team up and fight crime together.

They could start by not hosting/befriending attempted murderers, peak texags.

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

They are just the weirdest people on the planet, and what exactly is accomplished by using an exclamation mark instead of a lower-case "i" in "bitch"?

Aggys don’t curse

it is known

 

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Lane Kiffin enjoys roasting those idiots too much to ever live in that mid place.  

Also, their "very best coaches" never won them a title.  Even if they were SOBs.

18 hours ago, Blotto said:

goddamn, this motherfucker is desperate to be loved. hitching his wagon to the fucking clownshow that is texags, lulz

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The sheep are a cash cow 

18 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

They are just the weirdest people on the planet, and what exactly is accomplished by using an exclamation mark instead of a lower-case "i" in "bitch"?

It was aggy typing and proofreading.  

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They're not being deported, they just ran out of papers.

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