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1 hour ago, General Specific said:

When Looch and Elko sit around the campus talking football, they sit AROUND the campus!

If Looch or Elko break a leg, gravy pours out!

Which planets do they pull in? The entire milky way would be my guess. 

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4 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

It is in Katy, no where near Victoria.

Not sure if serious, but UHV is in Victoria, hence the V, while their satellite school in Katy is called UHV-Katy. 

2 hours ago, Best served cold said:

Not sure if serious, but UHV is in Victoria, hence the V, while their satellite school in Katy is called UHV-Katy. 

He's not from this planet. Give him a break.

On 3/25/2025 at 6:34 PM, SL Xpress said:

 

 

On 3/25/2025 at 8:16 PM, nnm said:

That’s one of the most disturbing songs I’ve ever heard. Great bass line though. 


I’m fairly certain that We used to dance to this song at middle school dances.

I feel like freshman year I remember some friends mentioning that they had seen The Judys at that concert venue the year before and I remembered “Oh yeah, they sing ‘Guyana Punch’.”

Think I knew the basics of the story, but mainly I remembered it as a soft slow song where everyone ducked low and waited for the explosion of energy to jump up and bounce around, mirroring the energy of that segment of the song. 

It was a great middle school dance song.

Gomers cannot wait to put UHV on all their sports schedules, I am sure.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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I suspect Beard knows better than to throw in with the Gumps.

But, money talks. 

11 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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They ARE a smaller program/mid-major. That’s what they can’t understand or accept and why they are perpetually tortured. 

They’re such nerds at the baseball games with the bubbles and counting balls and everything. Be normal human beings my God.

Having played college baseball, the only thing these antics instilled into the opposing team was, “we can’t lose to these idiots”.
2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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B-B-B-But Jimbo was a sitting  national championship coach!

Or so we heard for several years.

B-B-B-But Jimbo was a sitting  national championship coach!
Or so we heard for several years.

He was sitting alright. Sitting in the corner watching candy get railed.
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The funny thing about him talking about continually hiring losers is that Buzz had more success at vatech than he’s had at aggy.

Apparently buzz has figured out the problem and wants to bail. But this guy hasn’t figured it out.

Congrats to the aggys on their Final Four appearance! They’ll be wearing blue and orange instead 

43 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

uh, what "major" championship was this?

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I assume he's referring to the football title in '39

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I assume he's referring to the football title in '39

he said his grandfather was at aggy in the 50's, I don't think he could have seen the 39 game.

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2 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

he said his grandfather was at aggy in the 50's, I don't think he could have seen the 39 game.

Your math is bad.

50 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

uh, what "major" championship was this?

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"Avoidable deaths in the name of tradition"

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Your math is bad.

How? It wasnt on TV, so unless the great grandparents took a toddler to the game, he didn't see it.

 

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

How? It wasnt on TV, so unless the great grandparents took a toddler to the game, he didn't see it.

 

He says right there that his grandfather was 4 years old when it happened, suggesting he was born in '35. Someone born in '35 would presumably start college in '53 or '54, maybe. Math seems good to me.

And I doubt he means his grandfather witnessed it it person, just that he was alive at the time.

16 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Invasion of Poland.

Those thousands of Aggies in the Waffen SS must have felt like a million dollars, conquer Poland and then woop woop a MNC vs Tulane. Of course then the monkey paw curled.

30 minutes ago, linux said:

 Of course then the monkey paw curled.

Named Sfoot

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

he said his grandfather was at aggy in the 50's, I don't think he could have seen the 39 game.

He could have. But he didn’t. 

11 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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I mean, if they're smart, they should money whip the shit out of Beard. I think he would strongly consider it. He'd even get Rodney Terry to be his assistant again too.

Can’t beard hold out for a bigger job? Unless he is pissed at UT and wants revenge why go to Aggie

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

How? It wasnt on TV, so unless the great grandparents took a toddler to the game, he didn't see it.

 

It's not like there was a national championship game. 

They were named #1 at the end of the season by whichever poll. If they went to one game at some point, he saw them kinda sorta win a national championship.

he said his grandfather was at aggy in the 50's, I don't think he could have seen the 39 game.

He didn’t see it at age 4, unless he was there in person. Mass production of TV sets didn’t start until the ‘40s. Radio broadcast was all aggy had, unless they were at the game.

Hook’em!!!

Put that in perspective. Hitler was rolling through Poland and FB games only on radio, is when aggy won its only FB Championship.

Hook’em!!!

Just now, markstanco said:

More likely to be at the picture show watching the release of Gone With The Wind.

Fify.

Deep down, they are ashamed at what they are, and think changing colors will make people forget what they are.

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Does anyone have the Jimbo, Schloss, and Buzz next come the championships Texags article?

Just now, Not a Sock said:

Does anyone have the Jimbo, Schloss, and Buzz next come the championships Texags article?

Well, to be fair it didn’t say exactly where those three would win their championships.

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39 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Does anyone have the Jimbo, Schloss, and Buzz next come the championships Texags article?

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4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Yo that was for a cancer victim.

Ovarian cancer awareness. SEC softball teams have been doing it since 2019 

14 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Put that in perspective. Hitler was rolling through Poland and FB games only on radio, is when aggy won its only FB Championship.

Hook’em!!!

Texas has four football NCs. Each came with 50 stars on the U.S. flag. Aggy has one, and it came under a 48 star flag. 
 
Recently, an Ag friend tried to chide me about the ‘70 MBC (UPI award, before the bowl game loss). As if the Ags wouldn’t absolutely claim such a NC, and build statues to it. 

Should’ve reminded him that aggy has claimed fictitious division championships

14 minutes ago, statsman said:

Recently, an Ag friend tried to chide me about the ‘70 MBC (UPI award, before the bowl game loss). As if the Ags wouldn’t absolutely claim such a NC, and build statues to it. 

UPI and AP were the two organizations anyone cared about in terms of the final poll.  We had nothing to do with the fact that UPI awarded us the title before our bowl game.  (Nebraska won the AP title.)

Your friend is . . . an Aggie.

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Yo that was for a cancer victim.

We are all victims of the cancer that is aggy.

Well, to be fair it didn’t say exactly where those three would win their championships.

By that logic, lots of championships have been won since that tweet. Just not by aggy. Looch never claimed *they* were going to win them.

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