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Posted
9 hours ago, Rudiger said:

I thought part of her sob story was that she’s a single mom. So she’s a lying whore. 

2019 was a long time ago for her type. He may not even have been her most recent husband 

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Has this chick never heard of gofundme? Post her milf photos on it with her little texags diatribes and the aggy simps will make her rich. She won’t need pro bono she’ll be able to hire big law and have a bunch of money on top. Throw in some cloak room stuff about whose to blame and she’d easily clear $1M.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Has this chick never heard of gofundme? Post her milf photos on it with her little texags diatribes and the aggy simps will make her rich. She won’t need pro bono she’ll be able to hire big law and have a bunch of money on top. Throw in some cloak room stuff about whose to blame and she’d easily clear $1M.

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Of course you should retire in CS. You can reminisce in the geezer home with the only people alive to remember aggy’s last national title 

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17 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ever notice how some or maybe all women make the exact same face and pose for every photo?

My favorite is the GILFs doing the sorority pose well into their 60s

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28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Has this chick never heard of gofundme? Post her milf photos on it with her little texags diatribes and the aggy simps will make her rich.

You’re talking about onlyfans 

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36 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Has this chick never heard of gofundme? Post her milf photos on it with her little texags diatribes and the aggy simps will make her rich. She won’t need pro bono she’ll be able to hire big law and have a bunch of money on top. Throw in some cloak room stuff about whose to blame and she’d easily clear $1M.

*who's

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If he wants to play school, he can finish his degree on his own terms. He made all A's taking 24 hours in a semester across 2 different schools, I'm pretty sure he can transfer to an even better school if he really wanted to. Assuming everything his helicopter mom says is true about that academic record..... If he wants to play ball, I imagine there's a way for him to join the minor leagues and get a look at this skills? Assuming he's willing to work for it like his mama says he is? I'm not sure what the problem here i$. 

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4 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

If he wants to play school, he can finish his degree on his own terms. He made all A's taking 24 hours in a semester across 2 different schools, I'm pretty sure he can transfer to an even better school if he really wanted to. Assuming everything his helicopter mom says is true about that academic record..... If he wants to play ball, I imagine there's a way for him to join the minor leagues and get a look at this skills? Assuming he's willing to work for it like his mama says he is? I'm not sure what the problem here i$. 

You nailed it. He wants some program to pay him to finish school 

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Stupid Klan Aggie gave up 6 runs to TAMU in the top of the first.  C'mon guys, put them out of their misery.

Isn’t it more delicious if they run to the title game and lose to us?

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7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Stupid Klan Aggie gave up 6 runs to TAMU in the top of the first.  C'mon guys, put them out of their misery.

Don't despair, aggy will find a way to cluster it up.  Leading by 6 will make their eventual loss just that much sweeter.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Of course you should retire in CS. You can reminisce in the geezer home with the only people alive to remember aggy’s last national title 

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2 hours ago, BurdineBandit said:

If he wants to play school, he can finish his degree on his own terms. He made all A's taking 24 hours in a semester across 2 different schools, I'm pretty sure he can transfer to an even better school if he really wanted to. Assuming everything his helicopter mom says is true about that academic record..... If he wants to play ball, I imagine there's a way for him to join the minor leagues and get a look at this skills? Assuming he's willing to work for it like his mama says he is? I'm not sure what the problem here i$. 

That is a collosal assumption

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2 hours ago, HuttNuts said:

That is a collosal assumption

I definitely call horseshit. 18-21 hours of 'A' for any normal student would be extremely impressive. 24 hours, at 2 different institutions, while playing a college sport? Momma is making shit up about her little angel. 

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12 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

I definitely call horseshit. 18-21 hours of 'A' for any normal student would be extremely impressive. 24 hours, at 2 different institutions, while playing a college sport? Momma is making shit up about her little angel. 

A recorded look at his science final (the school and sport have been named to protect the innocent:
 

 

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45 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

I definitely call horseshit. 18-21 hours of 'A' for any normal student would be extremely impressive. 24 hours, at 2 different institutions, while playing a college sport? Momma is making shit up about her little angel. 

Who was that aggy basketball player a few years back that shit all over aggy academics? Said something to the effect that he was in some ag class with some other athletes and a couple bumpkins and he said (paraphrasing) " we didn’t care about learning about chickens"... can't get any hits

Posted (edited)
56 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

I definitely call horseshit. 18-21 hours of 'A' for any normal student would be extremely impressive. 24 hours, at 2 different institutions, while playing a college sport? Momma is making shit up about her little angel. 

The 12 hours per semester at aggy were correspondence.

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On 5/19/2025 at 5:30 PM, gatormarc said:

SIAP:

 

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aggy barely edging us out in win percentage during one of our worst decades in sports probably isn't the dig they're looking for. Plus, why measure from 2012 when we can now compare our performance against the same creampuff SEC opponents? aggy would've had a win percentage of 20% if they had to face Big 12 teams day in and day out, during that period 😎

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Scholz said:

My favorite is the GILFs doing the sorority pose well into their 60s

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It’s called the sorority squat. Really. It even made the NYT crossword as such. 
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29 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If the kid went to school(s) for 6 years and made straight A’s, how does he not already have a degree?

Bro, aggie online academics are brutally difficult.

Posted
35 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If the kid went to school(s) for 6 years and made straight A’s, how does he not already have a degree?

You mean 2 degrees, at this point 

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Anyone who has had a body temperature over 60 degrees F within the last year could bulldoze through aggy correspondence courses easily, same for earn an aggy degree.

Ol Rock was walking across the stage to graduate in Reed Arena, but unfortunately he failed his last course at Texas A&M-- Math. Honorary PhD recipient and keynote speaker Billy Luicci says to him: “Well Ol Rock, we will let you graduate if you can solve one single math problem for us” Ol Rock agrees and the Looch says “what is 2x2?”

Ol Rock thinks for a second and says “12, Sir!” And the crowd screams “Give him another chance! give him another chance!”

Taking pity on the Ag, Looch says “Alright Ol Rock, you have one more chance! What is 12 times 1?” Ol Rock smiles and says “12, Sir!”

And the crowd screams “give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

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