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aggy board will be going to melt down mode again. They just lost a 5* recruit to Bama. Jeffrey Carter is gone. Makes 3 decommitments this past week. 
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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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Like I said a couple of weeks ago, someone needs to buy these idiots a calendar. Recruiting rankings aren't decided in November.

4 hours ago, Modessit said:

Yeah, I'm sure Looch has already dropped him down to a 2-star didn't want anyway.

 

Jimbo clearing space for 6 star recruits. 

On 11/22/2018 at 3:34 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

Haha I hadn't seen this one before

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Their way of publicly announcing that they're butt buddies?

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf you talkin' about? CS is full of virgins. 

Must be some fast little lambs over there.

 

Dumbo was gonna trap door him anyways for someone better. Advantage aggie.

11 hours ago, thepop said:

Why do you keep calling him a 5 star?

Didn’t you read the aggy headlines when he committed????

So has the number "41" been incorporated into a turdition yet?

23 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

So has the number "41" been incorporated into a turdition yet?

They're formulating a plan to kill 41 students as we speak.

They're formulating a plan to kill 41 students as we speak.

Are they gonna count the 12 from 99?

That's a separate count. Part of the 12th Man turdition.

Seriously, though, a guy I went to high school with, who graduated from aggy, once told me those 12 kids at least died doing something important, contributing to the aggy turdition. So much wrong with what they instill in their students.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

So has the number "41" been incorporated into a turdition yet?

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Those chicken farmers still think Peter Pan is something grand pa used to keep under his bed,

So has the number "41" been incorporated into a turdition yet?
For a group that came up with "T-Shirt Fan" to make fun of another fanbase, they are ironically embracing it now.

Absolutely zero self awareness.
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Are they really wearing that to their bowl game or is that just a photoshop?

Presidential seal or something else would be better than something that resembles Interstate 41.

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If only sheep could talk.
Sheep lie.
29 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

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SEC sticker too small.

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Has aggy made some sort of claim to Murray's Heisman? 

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12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

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I knew it. taking credit for shit they didn't do. One of the pillars of aggyness

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

So has the number "41" been incorporated into a turdition yet?

They're going to trademark 41st Man.

I mean I shouldn’t be shocked...but they’re really taking credit for Kyler winning a Heisman when he hadn’t been there in 2 seasons at least!

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

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Conference Division Title, but....

17 minutes ago, Horndog said:

They're going to trademark 41st Man.

50-50 odds they lose his body within ten years.

On 12/6/2018 at 11:16 PM, ztejas said:

You lie! Aggy number one grammar school all USA! You say sorry now!

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19 minutes ago, Drew said:

I mean I shouldn’t be shocked...but they’re really taking credit for Kyler winning a Heisman when he hadn’t been there in 2 seasons at least!

You know damn well they would have Bear Bryant’s titles on the wall if they could get away with it.

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:
2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Are they really wearing that to their bowl game or is that just a photoshop?

yes they are

So apparently today is the 14-year anniversary of...

 

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Those idiots camped out all night for a cotton bowl that was over 15 minutes in.

3 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Presidential seal or something else would be better than something that resembles Interstate 41.

Hwy 41 Blues. Turrible.

 

4 hours ago, Deej said:

That's a separate count. Part of the 12th Man turdition.

Seriously, though, a guy I went to high school with, who graduated from aggy, once told me those 12 kids at least died doing something important, contributing to the aggy turdition. So much wrong with what they instill in their students.

Preparing a pile of logs to put an outhouse on top is worth dying for?

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Preparing a pile of logs to put an outhouse on top is worth dying for?

From the outside, looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside, looking out, you can't explain it.

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

It's seems like much longer ago.  

Was that still when rc was still coach?

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I wonder what listeater is up to these days?

Narrator: bout tree fiddy

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That's it.  We're going in to the Gomer business.  We are leaving money on the table that would buy huge quantities of beer and fund tailgates until gabriel blows.

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

So apparently today is the 14-year anniversary of...

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So December 9th is Listeater Day.   aggypedia needs a calendar of aggy Holy Days.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

From the outside, looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside, looking out, you can't explain it.

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

From the outside, looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside, looking out, you can't explain it.

From underneath the collapsed bonfire, looking out, you can scream for help. From the outside, looking at the disaster, you can't save it.

On 12/7/2018 at 6:43 PM, Steel Shank said:

That truly is embarrassing.

There is no way Bush want them to play the carnival song Especially play it that damn long.

54 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

There is no way Bush want them to play the carnival song Especially play it that damn long.

Yep. That had to he an audible. They knew no one was going to step in and stop it at that point.

anyone who doesn't follow the recruiting forum closely, machinator is doint syntex-level work over there the past 36 hours.  he's capping aggy decommit season in real time and then refining and packaging it for consumption.  we're talking melt at 195-celsius purity here.   be careful.   i had to stop after the first 2 posts.    it is very possible to OD on this stuff.

That's it.  We're going in to the Gomer business.  We are leaving money on the table that would buy huge quantities of beer and fund tailgates until gabriel blows.

According to txag, gabriel already blew, glory holes and all.
25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

anyone who doesn't follow the recruiting forum closely, machinator is doint syntex-level work over there the past 36 hours.  he's capping aggy decommit season in real time and then refining and packaging it for consumption.  we're talking melt at 195-celsius purity here.   be careful.   i had to stop after the first 2 posts.    it is very possible to OD on this stuff.

If Texas wins the Sugar Bowl - or even keeps it close - it will be full meltdown come February.

Especially if NC State exposes these clowns. 

I think aggy falling below UT in recruiting is very, very likely. 

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If Texas wins the Sugar Bowl - or even keeps it close - it will be full meltdown come February.
Especially if NC State exposes these clowns. 
I think aggy falling below UT in recruiting is very, very likely. 
Very very likely?

Jesus fucking shit dicks. aggy recruiting shitty is NORMAL.

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