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aggy like shrimp and sheep am both the singular and plural.
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Here is more of the latest Aggie gold from TexAgs. Enjoy! 
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Texags is a NMSU site?

You seem stupid.

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I live here in aggyland, it's sheeps.
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4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Oh you are right. I missed the boots thing. 

Yeah I guess it is just a bunch of dudes holding each others' asses.

Occams razor I suppose. 

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

You must be joking. They have gotten to the point that they would beat us by 5 TD if we played. They have absolute top-drawer losses in actual real games played. They can legitimately pretend to themselves that other SEC powers aren’t worthy of being in a conference with them. These are the good old days.

True. Sec ready is worth 21 points alone against us. 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

True. Sec ready is worth 21 points alone against us. 

How do they get the other 4 points?

14 hours ago, Chad said:

aggy gonna aggy.

Aggy in January 2013:

  • Highest final ranking since 1956
  • Best conference finish since 1998
  • 28-point bowl win largest since 1990
  • No. 9 ranked recruiting class
  • Win over national champs Alabama
  • Returning Heisman Trophy winner

We can't wait for the next 5 years. . . can you?

Aggy in January 2013:
  • Highest final ranking since 1956
  • Best conference finish since 1998
  • 28-point bowl win largest since 1990
  • No. 9 ranked recruiting class
  • Win over national champs Alabama
  • Returning Heisman Trophy winner
We can't wait for the next 5 years. . . can you?


Imagine how good that team would have been without all those BDF players.
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[mention=633]Randolph Duke[/mention] I made this for you. Hope you get a kick out of it.

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Ha, Bow Wow Wow +1
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They haven’t proven they can beat Auburn consistently, they’ve not yet beaten both miss schools in the same year yet I don’t think, arky might have a team by then if chad knows what he’s doing, and there’s still LSU and at Alabama. 

Yes they have 6-7 easy games in that schedule, but as always with them it’s what they do against the best 5 teams on their schedule. As it is with most top 25 type teams. 

Yeah, I thought they were supposed to stay off the sacred grass.

 

Also, they are an Agricultural school, and their grass looks like shit.

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

Also, they are an Agricultural school, and their grass looks like shit.

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

Clearly engineering is not a forte either.

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

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What’s up with the short, balding guy in the middle and why is his incredibly long right arm grabbing ass two people over?

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 

So I built a 3rd one that burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp.  But the 4th one stayed up!

 

 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Tuscaloosa is now "T-Town"? Jesus, I can't wait to move away from these hicks.

You live in hell? 

These are wedding cake toppers. I don’t blame the groom, I would look that way too if I was marrying an aggy. However there are two things he didn’t learn:
1. He’s marrying an aggy
2. He’s getting married

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

But how do their sheep look? Rode hard and put up wet?

What’s up with the short, balding guy in the middle and why is his incredibly long right arm grabbing ass two people over?
Nobody wanted to touch Gump's ass.
9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

These are wedding cake toppers. I don’t blame the groom, I would look that way too if I was marrying an aggy. However there are two things he didn’t learn:
1. He’s marrying an aggy
2. He’s getting married

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That figurine is hotter than 99% of any woman on the aggie campus

10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

These are wedding cake toppers. I don’t blame the groom, I would look that way too if I was marrying an aggy. However there are two things he didn’t learn:
1. He’s marrying an aggy
2. He’s getting married

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He's upset because she just took away the keys to the ewe's chastity belt. 

She’s dragging him away from the cult. It’s clearly an intervention and a stipulation of matrimonial consummation.

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By "peers" I hope you are referring to athletics and nothing else. 
Everthing alpo boy. Revile eats alpo and CJK5H but JMK5S.
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They haven’t proven they can beat Auburn consistently, they’ve not yet beaten both miss schools in the same year yet I don’t think, arky might have a team by then if chad knows what he’s doing, and there’s still LSU and at Alabama. 

Yes they have 6-7 easy games in that schedule, but as always with them it’s what they do against the best 5 teams on their schedule. As it is with most top 25 type teams. 

They beat both Miss schools in year 1, as their only 2 losses were Florida and LSU.

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Mel Kiper's top Tight ends for the 2019 draft. Guess he noticed that Sternberger isn't a complete tight end.
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Sternberger's end is indeed no longer tight. He spent too much time pressing his anus to the MSC gloryholes.
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Have the Aggies been able to recover from their Sugar Bowl and National Championship game losses?
New Mexico State didnt lose the Sugar Bowl or NC you aggy twit.
Went to do some twitter trolling at Looch and I noticed his banner pic. When did JJ Watt go on that show? Or is that some aggy meathead like Seth Payne? Had to tell because it's blurry. 
Two guys with girls in their laps, one guy who looks like he could get any woman under 65 in American to sit on his lap just for the asking, and.... Looch with a smirk on his face just happy to be there. 
That's an aggy SEC allegory if there ever was one. 
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Girls..


You absolutely certain about that? Nttawwt of course
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 

Yet.  Give them time.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

You live in hell? 

Slow your roll there Chief, one of our sales pitches is "At Least We're Not College Station, TX". 

15 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Slow your roll there Chief, one of our sales pitches is "At Least We're Not College Station, TX". 

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So apparently these clowns get a trophy in the southwest classic for beating a shitty Arky team.

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

So apparently these clowns get a trophy in the southwest classic for beating a shitty Arky team.

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That trophy has "little dick complex" written all over it.  So, of course, it is perfect for those two teams.

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2 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That trophy has "little dick complex" written all over it.  So, of course, it is perfect for those two teams.

Participantion trophies for everyone! Lol

How else are they gonna fill the Hall of Air except with participation trophies?

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

They beat both Miss schools in year 1, as their only 2 losses were Florida and LSU.

Yeah but that was with "not sec good, shitty Big 12 players" you silly sip...  

It doesn't count until we do it with sec ready players.

Whoop

At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 
Well the new one was built by a longhorn...
1 minute ago, DCA_HORN said:
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 

Well the new one was built by a longhorn...

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 

Julie jane on the other hand went down many times in the equestrian center

5 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Well...Fresno State is alright sometimes. Colorado is P5. I have seen far worse.

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Been a couple pages.
 
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Nice red x

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20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Participation trophies for everyone! Lol

 

20 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

How else are they gonna fill the Hall of Air except with participation trophies?

The only trophies you'll see in the aggy hall of air

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Facebook is seems to be overrun with these idiots accusing the University of Texas of being "desperate" enough to send racist letters to the Sumlins. 

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