August 28, 20241 yr NGL, the part of that fan fiction that scares me a bit, even though there is not a shred of evidence to suggest it’s true, is the thought of Sark falling off the wagon, especially if he is going through a divorce. I hope to God that’s not true for his sake. He is an inspiration and a success story for those of us battling addiction.
August 28, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, PvilleStang said: Can't wait for the Aggy Smirnoff Ice. What? No Zima?
August 28, 20241 yr NGL, the part of that fan fiction that scares me a bit, even though there is not a shred of evidence to suggest it’s true, is the thought of Sark falling off the wagon, especially if he is going through a divorce. I hope to God that’s not true for his sake. He is an inspiration and a success story for those of us battling addiction.Thank you! Didn’t really know of marital issues until this past week. You are not alone and hope the best for Steve off the field, as much as on, as we’re all rooting for him. Hook’em!!!
August 28, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Macklemore said: NGL, the part of that fan fiction that scares me a bit, even though there is not a shred of evidence to suggest it’s true, is the thought of Sark falling off the wagon, especially if he is going through a divorce. I hope to God that’s not true for his sake. He is an inspiration and a success story for those of us battling addiction. Watching his press conference he seemed amped about the season and looked amazing and happy. I doubt he's on the sauce, even with a divorce pending. He seemed like someone who finally got something off his back and is rejuvenated. Edited August 28, 20241 yr by Funk Doctor Spock
August 28, 20241 yr As long as we play OU annually, i dont give a shit if we play aggy every yearThis X-eleventyThat game hasn't happened in 11 years and guess what? Earth keeps revolving, sun still rises.
August 28, 20241 yr Hey guys remember that time 4 years ago where I posted some info from a source about Ewers that no one else had and that never happened??? Well then listen to this!!aggy is so fucking retarded.
August 28, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, PvilleStang said: Can't wait for the Aggy Smirnoff Ice. I'm eager to try the .500 Program Stout and Always Little Brother IPA
August 28, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, mrhorn said: Hey guys remember that time 4 years ago where I posted some info from a source about Ewers that no one else had and that never happened??? Well then listen to this!! aggy is so fucking retarded. I assumed he was referring to Ewers flipping his commitment from Texas to tOSU?
August 28, 20241 yr Just now, jimmyjazz said: I assumed he was referring to Ewers flipping his commitment from Texas to tOSU? Yes, and it was hardly some big secret
August 28, 20241 yr Light reading before ND stomps 12 mudholes in dat ass https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41015979/texas-notre-dame-12th-man-towel-heist-tim-brown-1988-cotton-bowl It's actually really well written and I like it for the ND history lesson, at least.
August 28, 20241 yr 39 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said: Light reading before ND stomps 12 mudholes in dat ass https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41015979/texas-notre-dame-12th-man-towel-heist-tim-brown-1988-cotton-bowl It's actually really well written and I like it for the ND history lesson, at least. Good link. You didn't even mention the best part! RC Slocum apparently stole Tim Brown's towel from the Japanese game: "I got a towel that he gave me over there," Slocum said, describing a long white linen with Japanese writing on it above gold stitching that says "TIM BROWN, UNIV. OF NOTRE DAME, JAPAN BOWL." A sweet towel. It hangs in a frame on the wall of Slocum's house in College Station all these years later, which came as a surprise even to Brown. "Wow!" Brown wrote via email, his only response to questions for this story. "I have more questions than I do answers. Maybe Coach can fill in the blanks." It's a bit of a mystery to Slocum, too. "I don't know how I got it, either," Slocum said, laughing. "We joked about the Cotton Bowl towel over there. I spent a week with him. We had a great time." In the frame, Slocum also stuck a card he got later, from a 1991 set of cards that had a "Heisman Hero" series. Brown's card is autographed, with the inscription, "To Texas A&M and the 12th Man." ******** Slocum has always been miscast as some sort of great dude because he comes across publicly as this affable idiot. In reality, he's a shithead. Dude was sleeping with his secretary and got publicly outed for it by his wife. He engineered the aggie bag game under Sherrill and kept it going full bore after taking over the program. It was only under the threat of the death penalty and severe sanctions including tv bans and bowl bans did that idiot disassemble parts of it. He's actively lobbied against Texas on a number of issues over the years and has been a constant feed to writers in terms painting Texas in a bad light. Of course that simple idiot would steal a dude's towel, forget that he did it, and then brag about it and put it on display.
August 28, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, closetohumping said: Bigger and blacker Gigem247: the only place where VIP is automatically the acronym for Very Ignorant Person.
August 28, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said: Light reading before ND stomps 12 mudholes in dat ass https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41015979/texas-notre-dame-12th-man-towel-heist-tim-brown-1988-cotton-bowl It's actually really well written and I like it for the ND history lesson, at least. I love that this thing they are so proud of actually had little/no impact on the outcome of the game, and was kind of petty, honestly. The only surprise for me is that they won.
August 28, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, morehornsepower said: I love that this thing they are so proud of actually had little/no impact on the outcome of the game, and was kind of petty, honestly. The only surprise for me is that they won. Painting of the tackle is the best! Like, someone said, "You know what we need to do? We need to immortalize theft in perpetuity":
August 28, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: Good link. You didn't even mention the best part! RC Slocum apparently stole Tim Brown's towel from the Japanese game: "I got a towel that he gave me over there," Slocum said, describing a long white linen with Japanese writing on it above gold stitching that says "TIM BROWN, UNIV. OF NOTRE DAME, JAPAN BOWL." A sweet towel. It hangs in a frame on the wall of Slocum's house in College Station all these years later, which came as a surprise even to Brown. "Wow!" Brown wrote via email, his only response to questions for this story. "I have more questions than I do answers. Maybe Coach can fill in the blanks." It's a bit of a mystery to Slocum, too. "I don't know how I got it, either," Slocum said, laughing. "We joked about the Cotton Bowl towel over there. I spent a week with him. We had a great time." In the frame, Slocum also stuck a card he got later, from a 1991 set of cards that had a "Heisman Hero" series. Brown's card is autographed, with the inscription, "To Texas A&M and the 12th Man." ******** Slocum has always been miscast as some sort of great dude because he comes across publicly as this affable idiot. In reality, he's a shithead. Dude was sleeping with his secretary and got publicly outed for it by his wife. He engineered the aggie bag game under Sherrill and kept it going full bore after taking over the program. It was only under the threat of the death penalty and severe sanctions including tv bans and bowl bans did that idiot disassemble parts of it. He's actively lobbied against Texas on a number of issues over the years and has been a constant feed to writers in terms painting Texas in a bad light. Of course that simple idiot would steal a dude's towel, forget that he did it, and then brag about it and put it on display. Insight into his coaching- 20 years ago, I worked with a guy whose brother was a HS HC in East Texas. The brother had friends that had been on Slocum’s late’90s staff. Those ‘90s Aggie teams were legitimately talented, even on the offense. They said that, when game plans were being developed, Slocum would agree to aggressive offensive plans, throwing often and on any down and distance. Then, pre-game, Slocum would get nervous and tell the OC, “IK, we’re not doing anything crazy here, are we? Let’s keep it safe and wear them down.” Edited August 28, 20241 yr by statsman
August 28, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, markstanco said: This will be on message board geniuses for sure. I should have looked.
August 28, 20241 yr 23 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said: study finds the worlds needs less aggy. More at 11. Fewer. Unless you just want shorter and/or skinnier aggy...
August 28, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Tex Long said: Fewer. Unless you just want shorter and/or skinnier aggy... aggy is a blight upon humanity and describes the general impact on society as well as the individuals afflicted. Less is entirely accurate.
August 28, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Mittens said: Do you live in Bryan-College Station? If not, I can't think of a good reason to follow The Eagle. Their sports page has gotta be nothing but aggy propoganda.
August 29, 20241 yr Normally my second favorite team is whoever's playing A&M that weekend but if Notre Dame played North Korea I'd be there with my Kim Jong Un t-shirt on
August 29, 20241 yr I understand not liking notre dame. But with the same fervor as hating aggy? Does not compute.That’s not really true though. I don’t hate aggy. Mostly I just watch them and laugh. They’re weird af.
August 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, markstanco said: The pool at the rec center was getting out of hand.
August 29, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said: Painting of the tackle is the best! Like, someone said, "You know what we need to do? We need to immortalize theft in perpetuity": "Hey, hang that painting up next to the plaque that says Aggies never lie or cheat or ... you know what, let's hang it up in Billy's office."
August 29, 20241 yr Does a moo moo or set of hair rollers come with those fashionable slippers?Slap an aggy sticker on them and they’ll sell well in the Walmarts across East Texas.Hook’em!!!
August 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: Normally my second favorite team is whoever's playing A&M that weekend but if Notre Dame played North Korea I'd be there with my Kim Jong Un t-shirt on Fuck that. Go Domers
August 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, tbone_ said: I understand not liking notre dame. But with the same fervor as hating aggy? Does not compute. That’s not really true though. I don’t hate aggy. Mostly I just watch them and laugh. They’re weird af. Here’s how it computes: I’d never seen Texas lose until Texas lost to ND in the Cotton Bowl.
August 29, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, tbone_ said: I understand not liking notre dame. But with the same fervor as hating aggy? Does not compute. That’s not really true though. I don’t hate aggy. Mostly I just watch them and laugh. They’re weird af. Here's my take as someone who pulls for both of these teams to lose, every game. If aggie wins, the roller-coaster will just be that much higher prior to the final plunge. They will "put it on the wall" even if ND were to lose every other game this season (they won't, but..) and ND will have lost to aggie thereby starting the hopeful demise of their 9 win CFP season. If ND wins, aggie has a loss and I get to read all the excuses and ran out of time bullshit they are absolutely certain to produce. Either way, I am happy.
August 29, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Machinator said: Did she get the Adidas-made, "Elko Era" muumuu to go with? Edited August 29, 20241 yr by DFW Horn
August 29, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Machinator said: I've heard of this "Elko Era" - that's that genetically modified combination of E-coli & Cholera
August 29, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Machinator said: Haven’t seen any photos of the elkette. Does she have the Elk’s body type? Or did the Elk pull a FFR (bielema) and land a hottie?
August 29, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, nnm said: Haven’t seen any photos of the elkette. Does she have the Elk’s body type? Or did the Elk pull a FFR (bielema) and land a hottie? She is a College Station 8
August 29, 20241 yr 31 minutes ago, MachoMan said: She is a College Station 8 You could have just said that she's ugly.
August 29, 20241 yr 19 hours ago, closetojumping said: Good link. You didn't even mention the best part! RC Slocum apparently stole Tim Brown's towel from the Japanese game: "I got a towel that he gave me over there," Slocum said, describing a long white linen with Japanese writing on it above gold stitching that says "TIM BROWN, UNIV. OF NOTRE DAME, JAPAN BOWL." A sweet towel. It hangs in a frame on the wall of Slocum's house in College Station all these years later, which came as a surprise even to Brown. "Wow!" Brown wrote via email, his only response to questions for this story. "I have more questions than I do answers. Maybe Coach can fill in the blanks." It's a bit of a mystery to Slocum, too. "I don't know how I got it, either," Slocum said, laughing. "We joked about the Cotton Bowl towel over there. I spent a week with him. We had a great time." In the frame, Slocum also stuck a card he got later, from a 1991 set of cards that had a "Heisman Hero" series. Brown's card is autographed, with the inscription, "To Texas A&M and the 12th Man." ******** Slocum has always been miscast as some sort of great dude because he comes across publicly as this affable idiot. In reality, he's a shithead. Dude was sleeping with his secretary and got publicly outed for it by his wife. He engineered the aggie bag game under Sherrill and kept it going full bore after taking over the program. It was only under the threat of the death penalty and severe sanctions including tv bans and bowl bans did that idiot disassemble parts of it. He's actively lobbied against Texas on a number of issues over the years and has been a constant feed to writers in terms painting Texas in a bad light. Of course that simple idiot would steal a dude's towel, forget that he did it, and then brag about it and put it on display. Of course Slocum has something hanging on his wall that is not his. That is what aggy does. See below further proof:
August 29, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, DFW Horn said: Did she get the Adidas-made, "Elko Era" muumuu to go with?
August 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, MachoMan said: She is a College Station 8 OSHA is going to cite that suit coat button for a workplace safety hazard. That thing is going to put someone's eye out. And does College Station not have a dry cleaners? Or does he not own a steamer? I used to be too heavy though nothing anywhere near Elko. I get it, it's hard to look decent in a suit if you're obese. (And he is morbidly obese by any medical standard). But when you have his money, you can get a tailor to make you look better than a ill-fitting Jos A Banks or DXL suit that it looks like you kept wadded up in the truck of your car. Especially at an event where you are being introduced to hundreds of thousands of people after accepting a job that sets you up financially for life. Edited August 29, 20241 yr by Frank Drebin
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