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Is it just me, or is our pitching pretty decent this year?

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

LOL

 

 

 and @Scraps thinks being a first base coach is a gravy train !

6 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I think that is the second start in a row that Framber had had an issue with calls and got a little perturbed. But he seems to channel it into bearing down and striking people out. He’s gonna be a mainstay for years to come. That mental and intestinal fortitude is special. I like the cut of his jib.

Crazy how underpaid Framber is right now!  28 yo starter with ace/boss stuff and he's only making 3mm this year and won't be a FA until 2026 when he's 32.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

LOL

 

 

Good angle.  What a dumbass.

Melendez is destroying AA over the past month at only 20 while allegedly sitting in the mid 90s. 
 

By the beginning of next season the Astros could have three TOR prospects ready for the majors in Brown, Whitley, and Melendez. 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

LOL

 

 

You can see the coach saying "Get back" over and over again. This wasn't the coach...

2 hours ago, Starfleet Command said:

Melendez is destroying AA over the past month at only 20 while allegedly sitting in the mid 90s. 
 

By the beginning of next season the Astros could have three TOR prospects ready for the majors in Brown, Whitley, and Melendez. 

 

he's listed at 5-8. he must have had a hellish april and may

 

Melendez, 20, recorded a 2.01 ERA (5ER/22.1IP) with 31 strikeouts, 0.90 WHIP and a .145 opponent batting average in five appearances including four starts in June for Double A Corpus Christi.

On the season, Melendez is tied for ninth in the Texas League in strikeouts (68). The right-handed pitcher is rated as the Astros 13th overall prospect by MLBPipeline.com.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 and @Scraps thinks being a first base coach is a gravy train !

Especially in Anaheim.  He could be the guy by next week...

Lulz. Angels struck out 46 times this weekend. 
 

 

 

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42 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Angels struck out 46 times this weekend. 

In a row?

Edited by WBT

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

In a row?

Hey Angels… try not to strike out on your way through the parking lot.  

33 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

wElL AcKShuAlLy

My bad. I had my shoes on when I was going my ciphering. 
 

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If ward catches that ball thrown to maldy or tips is, is he automatically out ?

Yep. Stepped their game up this year and embraced the dark side. They are hating on everyone and it is glorious.

-sketch
-talk the talk better walk the walk
-halo and goodbye
-maldy just wantz to have fun
-go ahead homerun...just like we Drew it up (off Drew Smith)
-city of queens? Nah city of kings (tuck hr)


And those are just from the past week

The sketchy stuff is as good as the stadium guy getting fired for playing Here I Go Again when Chuck Finley came in.

10 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Crazy how underpaid Framber is right now!  28 yo starter with ace/boss stuff and he's only making 3mm this year and won't be a FA until 2026 when he's 32.

He will easily make over $30M in 2025 and 2026 combined, if the Astros don't give him an extension after this season, similar to the one they gave Lance.

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The sketchy stuff is as good as the stadium guy getting fired for playing Here I Go Again when Chuck Finley came in.

RIP

Lol, not even halfway through the season and we're 99.99% favorites to win the division. Current projections have us finishing 101-61 (on average), and that may be conservative based on our remaining strength of schedule.

Nobody else in the AL West is projected to finish over .500.

Nobody else in the AL (aside from NYY) is even projected to win over 90. 

Probably stalling because they have to make a roster move to activate Odorizzi

15 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Is it just me, or is our pitching pretty decent this year?

Well, yeah, ever since we cut that Strommie guy loose.

Unpopular opinion here, but I don’t give a fuck …….

enoli has a very active arm. He needs to work with frambers sports psychologist and on a team where he’ll get appearances 

hope he dominates AAA 

I was out of town for my bday and missed the sketch biz.

 

Can someone give me a recap?

I was out of town for my bday and missed the sketch biz.
 
Can someone give me a recap?


Tepera talking shit last playoffs when on White Sox



10 minutes ago, huge said:

I was out of town for my bday and missed the sketch biz.

 

Can someone give me a recap?

google

tepera astros sketchy

Yainer Diaz ( Catcher, Designated Hitter and First Baseman) since joining the #Astros system:
 
105 G - .318 BA / .362 OBP / .557 SLG / 20 2B / 4 3B / 25 HR / 101 RBI / 134 wRC+

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If I hear one more person complain about Maldonado's bat.... 

Idgaf...  He could lay the bat on the ground and stand there scratching his ass...  Don't care... Dude cutrently gets all the pitchers to pitch like Greg Maddux on steroids... Balls are swinging from left to right... So maybe not on steroids... 80 to 100 mph and striking out errbody...

Best staff in baseball and people want to make a change to get an extra hit every other game? F that...

 

Kory Lee making his first start behind the plate

Hey look, Odorizzi still sucks. Color me shocked. 

Oh no, Odo sucks again...and hates America

Fuck sending Jake down, just DFA him. He's just taking up a roster spot. 

Jake trying to throw 50 pitches in one inning

Dusty is asshole for penciling in a loss on independence day.

His misses are several inches out of the zone, and his strikes are too close to the middle of the zone. Not looking very sharp 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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