2022 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3425]

I wanted a boring game not interesting…

[runthebone 7910]

Why would you boo hitting a shitty .204 hitter and bringing up the tying run?

[Guest]

reaches into strike zone to get hit...which is fine.

 

then the crowd boos.  Fuck you Seattle bitches.

[Scraps 13518]

Going full retard when we had a 6-0 lead seems unsmart

[Guest]

Fuck you rain forest XXXX motherfucker fans.

Edited July 24, 2022 by slorch

[tx 3 putt 75955]

3 more outs to go !

[TonyTexas 10466]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

3 more outs to go !

Counting down outs is bad juju 

Edited July 24, 2022 by TonyTexas

[WBT 20376]

35 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I gotta problem with Altuve's double parking (unless Breg lives on a cul-de-sac)....

[Guest]

I'd like to see Yordan against that 102MPH pitch...

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Get’em Pressley 

[Guest]

watches quality pitches...

cricket bats a crap pitch.

 

sit down motherfucker.

[Guest]

and the stream crashes in the ninth inning.

 

Fuck this quality and customer service of free shit.

[runthebone 7910]

Whoever we trade for better be able to catch all these shitty Pena throws.

[Storm the Field 5268]

Astros sweep the World Series!

[runthebone 7910]

Here's your participation ribbon, Mariners.

[WBT 20376]

[cabowabo 4446]

Fun weekend Seattle. See you fucking losers again next weekend. 

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Damn this team is playing some fucking baseball !!!

[Amos Moses 795]

Knew it all along. Nice series and great starting pitching.

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Astros sweep the World Series!

is the parade in Seattle ?

[David Dennison 18484]

Is retiring 30 straight batters good? That seems good.

[elfenix 34161]

Astros win!

[maninblack 7974]

 

[Storm the Field 5268]

Press 30 straight retired, damn impressive.

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Press 30 straight retired, damn impressive.

Working his is way into form

 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Press 30 straight retired, damn impressive.

It's almost like he's a good closer (not directed at you)

[tx 3 putt 75955]

I’ll call this a strong start to the second half. Keeping rounding into form and get healthy 

[tx ind 6987]

Power rankings mean absolutely jack shit, but some of the sites have to put the Astros at the top tomorrow. 

[Gut Wagon 8051]

10 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Press 30 straight retired, damn impressive.

He's no Clay Holmes (who is?), but he's on a major roll. Welcome back. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Power rankings mean absolutely jack shit, but some of the sites have to put the Astros at the top tomorrow. 

Don't care about the rankings.

The wins are quite gruntling though.

 

LFG!!!

[tx 3 putt 75955]

They don’t hang pennants for power rankings 

[David Dennison 18484]

I really hope they know what they're doing with Yordan's hand.

[tx ind 6987]

Just now, slorch said:

Don't care about the rankings.

The wins are quite gruntling though.

 

LFG!!!

Yup don't give a shit either, but is a bit interesting after the last few days how people feel about the best squad.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I really hope they know what they're doing with Yordan's hand.

[ChickenSandwich 9794]

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Who called in and suggested we trade bregman and Tucker for Soto ?

[henrygandorf 29169]

well they wanted a statement weekend and that's exactly what they got.

[tx ind 6987]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who called in and suggested we trade bregman and Tucker for Soto ?

[henrygandorf 29169]

also we were supposed to have the easiest 2nd half schedule.  i have to imagine we just played 5 of the harder games on it.

[WBT 20376]

35 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Yup don't give a shit either, but is a bit interesting after the last few days how people feel about the best squad.

Yankees, Dodgers, and Astros are basically equal so far.

[billfromlaketravis 11328]

Terrific series. Put the Mariners to bed before they become a problem. It’s what championship teams do. 

[TexArcher 37414]

On 7/22/2022 at 5:53 AM, TexArcher said:

And now we get to piss all over Seattle's winning streak.

Let's go shove a broom up their ass and turn their attention back to MLS and metrosexual coffees.

 

 

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

55 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Yup don't give a shit either, but is a bit interesting after the last few days how people feel about the best squad.

I was irritated with the narrative after we went through the NY teams like Sherman marching to the sea that people still acted like the Yankees were on a tier by themselves. 

21 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yankees, Dodgers, and Astros are basically equal so far.

Yep. I’d also consider a theoretically healthy Mets pitching staff on that same tier in the playoffs if it works out like that. 

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who called in and suggested we trade bregman and Tucker for Soto ?

 

[Pimphand 5552]

36 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also we were supposed to have the easiest 2nd half schedule.  i have to imagine we just played 5 of the harder games on it.

The 3 game set in ATL, 6 games left vs Tampa, 4 at home vs the PNW eunuchs, and 3 games vs the Twinkies are the only games vs teams more than 2 games above .500 left.

[Js1 84994]

 

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Keep improving, get healthy. All that matters 

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The 3 game set in ATL, 6 games left vs Tampa, 4 at home vs the PNW eunuchs, and 3 games vs the Twinkies are the only games vs teams more than 2 games above .500 left.

I see 9 tough games. The 6 with Tampa, the 3 with Atlanta, and then I see 57 games against teams waiting to get run the fuck over. 

[tx 3 putt 75955]

 

[TexArcher 37414]

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I see 9 tough games. The 6 with Tampa, the 3 with Atlanta, and then I see 57 games against teams waiting to get run the fuck over. 

We'll probably rest some guys, save our best baseball for the playoffs, and let's be honest, we'll probably get a little complacent, so I don't see us going any better than 62-4 down the stretch.