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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money


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Jerry Johnson has now entered the portal for ATM. Fisher brought him in last summer as a transfer from Rice to play back-up fullback. He never played. His dad was an assistant S&C coach at ATM until The Elk showed up and laid waste to that organization. Johnson's younger brother is Chantz Johnson, an LB they brought in for that amazing 2023 class. To my knowledge, he never sees the field either. They're now at 85 players for the fall if they do not lose any other guys (including Chantz) and do not add any additional portal players. 

The Elk is being praised on their board for cleaning out dead transfer portal weight from the Fisher regime. As this praise is heaped on, the entire poster base ignores or fails to grasp the similar mediocrity of The Elk's portal work as well.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Jerry Johnson has now entered the portal for ATM. Fisher brought him in last summer as a transfer from Rice to play back-up fullback. He never played. His dad was an assistant S&C coach at ATM until The Elk showed up and laid waste to that organization. Johnson's younger brother is Chantz Johnson, an LB they brought in for that amazing 2023 class. To my knowledge, he never sees the field either. They're now at 85 players for the fall if they do not lose any other guys (including Chantz) and do not add any additional portal players. 

The Elk is being praised on their board for cleaning out dead transfer portal weight from the Fisher regime. As this praise is heaped on, the entire poster base ignores or fails to grasp the similar mediocrity of The Elk's portal work as well.

They'll be adding/subtracting

 

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Elk is killing it

 

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This is bad news for Texas. The Elk is hand-picking the best 3 star recruits and MAC transfers in the country. We are going to be in for a world of hurt this Fall. 

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17 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

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 A couple of conclusions I can draw from looking at his hudl. He is a pretty instinctive LB who is good in pass coverage and rangy, but holy shit is California HS football terrible. It would be a decent pickup for them, but he needs to put on 30 lbs to be of any sort of impact. 

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16 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Every aggie team needs a weed guy.

Funny, I was going with the name and going to throw out that every soviet campus with brutalist architecture needs a russian POS. 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Cure eh? Bad jokes and nicknames incoming. 

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Pitching Jay Bateman who has basically failed everywhere he has gone as some kind of infallible recruiting witch is gonna be something I come back to in the next couple seasons

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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What does this say about the state of Aggie football? 

Replace their name with Arizona State or Oklahoma State or South Carolina, and what really changes?

What's really phenomenal is the spin 9.95ers can put on something so meaningless to give readers a nice warm and fuzzy about a recruit they have no hope in getting but that warm and fuzzy keeps the readers clicking for more.

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11 minutes ago, Danimal said:

What's really phenomenal is the spin 9.95ers can put on something so meaningless to give readers a nice warm and fuzzy about a recruit they have no hope in getting but that warm and fuzzy keeps the readers clicking for more.

Wrong.  Clearly this guy is an ace recruiter, how else can you explain an instate player taking a phone call from a coach at the 2nd largest university in the state of Texas?

Check mate whorn!

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I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

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4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masterbating in a time machine.

So, its like vintage porn? 

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16 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masterbating in a time machine.

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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I have discovered that jerking off to aggy misery is best done on a four year delta. For example, for jerking off in 2024, you want to focus on 2020 aggy threads. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

How would you tell the years apart for 8T4?

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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Wrong.  Clearly this guy is an ace recruiter, how else can you explain an instate player taking a phone call from a coach at the 2nd largest university in the state of Texas?

Check mate whorn!

Second largest?

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8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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What does this say about the state of Aggie football? 

Replace their name with Arizona State or Oklahoma State or South Carolina, and what really changes?

Don't put OSU in the same category as A&M.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Second largest?

Exactly. It's actually the polar opposite of "exclusive."

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I’m not sure there are enough drugs that would make me hallucinate into a world in which I could imagine being in the shoes of an 18-year-old football player and say you know, I’m considering going to aggy. 
 

I mean, how fucked up do you have to be

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21 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m not sure there are enough drugs that would make me hallucinate into a world in which I could imagine being in the shoes of an 18-year-old football player and say you know, I’m considering going to aggy. 
 

I mean, how fucked up do you have to be

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On 5/9/2024 at 5:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

Aggies picked up a transfer from Iowa. Jacob Bostick.

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Pretty impressive.

My Aunt Glenda didn't catch any passes last year either. I'm wondering if she can get on the aggy team? Maybe PWO?

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9 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

My Aunt Glenda didn't catch any passes last year either. I'm wondering if she can get on the aggy team? Maybe PWO?

How big is she? They need help on the o-line.

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