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I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. 
 

(I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday.  My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what?  Everybody out!)
 

It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing.  Ten minutes later I was driving home.  30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. 
 

Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool. 

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1 hour ago, Elvis said:

I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. 
 

(I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday.  My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what?  Everybody out!)
 

It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing.  Ten minutes later I was driving home.  30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. 
 

Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool. 

ah, so you're accustomed to a burning sensation down there. got it. 🤣

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1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

The ones who do it in the main lanes instead of using the center lane or the shoulder to slow down.

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The ones who do it in the main lanes instead of using the center lane or the shoulder to slow down.

The ones who hit the signal, start slowing down, and pass eleven different driveways before they turn.

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3 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

her back and neck are going to be fucked up like her mind in a couple of years

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2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

No. It just gives old snowflakes the fleeting remnant of a chubbie to think that someone may have been offended.

I'm so confused 

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27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no way a blind and deaf girl was doing all that, especially back then. she was faking it. I think that's the general gist of it

I thought The Who explained all this in Tommy?

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40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no way a blind and deaf girl was doing all that, especially back then. she was faking it. I think that's the general gist of it

I think he was pointing out the visual double negative.

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