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On 8/11/2023 at 2:32 PM, LTtxfan said:

I expect bama to really try to wear the Texas defense down in the alabama heat.

I'm sorry, the what? The projected high for that day is 88 degrees. Our boys have been running around in 105 degree temperatures. Alabama is going to feel cool and tropical to our players.

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  • Born Burnt
    Born Burnt

    Sorry you live in a trailer park.

  • Daichee Bell
    Daichee Bell

    Had a buddy at a practice recently.  Nothing earth shattering here, so take it for what it's worth.  He didn't recall any first team drop.  There may have been some, but none that came to mind. 

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    A guy that played for years in the NFL was at practice yesterday. His takeaway was that if this team isn’t a playoff contender and conference winner, it took effort to fuck it up on gameday. 

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No offense intended toward anyone, but I am more uncomfortable with cold and wet than hot and dry, hot and muggy, hot and wet, or hot and whatever.

Variant mileage is acceptable.

 

 

27 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I bet you are 

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I wonder if they sell that one piece with a Longhorn on it at the Co-op? Lot of people here would buy it.

46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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NTTAWWT

I once made the mistake of clicking a link with a girly name on it. She turned out to have a dick. Worse, she was with a shaved-head guy with an orange wristband bearing a longhorn logo. Neither of them seemed to worry about a onesie with a longhorn on it. 

I once made the mistake of clicking a link with a girly name on it. She turned out to have a dick. Worse, she was with a shaved-head guy with an orange wristband bearing a longhorn logo. Neither of them seemed to worry about a onesie with a longhorn on it. 

That’s oddly specific

Gerry said J Whit's arm injury didn't seem major at all....just probably remained out for precaution. 

Tre Wisner dad said Lefau is a dude.

DJ Campebell look dominant along with kelvin Banks. I'll wait for codaxx to talk about playbook.

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Gerry talking about Arch said "there are some people who work from the couch in this industry and that comment ranks really high on the stupid" or something similar. 

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1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

The tone of the practice reports really does seem different this year. This team is as close to “complete” as we’ve had in over a decade.

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4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

We need J Whit and his leadership on the field this year! Get healthy JW!

Hook’em!!!

He'll be ready week 1.

 

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Huh? There are star sophomore and redshirt freshman QBs dotting the landscape of every college football season. The idea that Manning couldn’t be that and he won’t be ready until year 3 is limp silliness. Get a fucking grip. 
He could be quite good his first year as a starter, of course. I'm just sayin his prime will be year 3.
36 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I once made the mistake of clicking a link with a girly name on it. She turned out to have a dick. Worse, she was with a shaved-head guy with an orange wristband bearing a longhorn logo. Neither of them seemed to worry about a onesie with a longhorn on it. 

Sounds like you clicked on Ketch's site. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If Collins is actually going to play like Tarzan and not just look like him, that is a pretty stout front four. 

This for sure.  When he showed up I was thinking Kenneth Sims good.

If we get half of that this year,  we're good.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Laga4 said:

This for sure.  When he showed up I was thinking Kenneth Sims good.

If we get half of that this year,  we're good.  

 

This for sure.  When he showed up I was thinking Kenneth Sims good.

If we get half of that this year,  we're good.  

 

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I don’t even remember what I wore to work yesterday, so I agree with you and on your team.

Hook’em!!!
56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gerry talking about Arch said "there are some people who work from the couch in this industry and that comment ranks really high on the stupid" or something similar. 

Mike Ferrell has always seemed like a lazy couch-worker, much like Fat Ketch. Trust me, I know lazy when I see it.

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2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Gerry and Bobby sound giddy talking a lot this team. 
this is the year. I haz teh excite. 

Siap...

15min summary of today's scrimmage

Fall Scrimmage Reactions | On Texas Football | Arch Manning | Quinn Ewers | Injury Report

I look forward to the kissing of PKs backside after this year.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

I once made the mistake of clicking a link with a girly name on it. She turned out to have a dick. Worse, she was with a shaved-head guy with an orange wristband bearing a longhorn logo. Neither of them seemed to worry about a onesie with a longhorn on it. 

You say all these things like they are bad things

Johntay was 1st team punt returner

No misses on field goals

Bobby keeps going on and on about the Joe DeCamillis and how good special teams will be in terms of coverage and return teams. 

Justin said Manny Muhammed is nipping on Ryan Watts heals. Sounds like Terrance Brooks is locking down that other side. 

Warren Roberson is cross training at corner and star....he's looking really good at corner. 

 

42 minutes ago, Deej said:

Sounds like you clicked on Ketch's site. 

how dare you insult trans people by associating them with that dickhead

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

how dare you insult trans people by associating them with that dickhead

don’t say “trans people” just say people.  bigot. 

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Justin said Manny Muhammed is nipping on Ryan Watts heals.

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52 minutes ago, futureman said:

don’t say “trans people” just say people.  bigot. 

So if if I  just boil down calling you a truck stop hooking triple penentrated sideshow piece of zero impact human leftover genetic material shit for brains bumblefucking asshole, into asshole, but we both know what I mean, then you are ok with that? I wouldnt want you to be offended.

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it was 98 degrees with over 90% humidity

No it wasn’t. That’s a heat index north of 150 Fahrenheit and a wet bulb temperature of 95 degrees. That’s the edge of the threshold for human survival and such conditions have only been recorded on Earth a handful of times.

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.
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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So if if I  just boil down calling you a truck stop hooking triple penentrated sideshow piece of zero impact human leftover genetic material shit for brains bumblefucking asshole, into asshole, but we both know what I mean, then you are ok with that? I wouldnt want you to be offended.

I've never hooked at a truck stop.  fucking idiot.

5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


No it wasn’t. That’s a heat index north of 150 Fahrenheit and a wet bulb temperature of 95 degrees. That’s the edge of the threshold for human survival and such conditions have only been recorded on Earth a handful of times.

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.

You've never cut grass in Beaumont in august

5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.

So, free tickets?

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This is the worst play call in football. It’s just narcissism from OCs. Low percentage trash and it angers me every time I see one. 

Whips, slants and crosses are far higher percentage routes on the goal line. 

If it were up to you Greg we'd run the option at the goal line every time. Worked out just fucking great last time against Bama. Asshole. 

You've never cut grass in Beaumont in august

I said Earth, not hell.
39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So if if I  just boil down calling you a truck stop hooking triple penentrated sideshow piece of zero impact human leftover genetic material shit for brains bumblefucking asshole, into asshole, but we both know what I mean, then you are ok with that? I wouldnt want you to be offended.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

don’t say “trans people” just say people.  bigot

You've spelt "faggot" incorrectly.

3 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


That’s oddly specific

Just making certain non-bigots could recognize it. 

You've never cut grass in Beaumont in august

Motherfucker. Planned on doing that this morning. Got a touch of the Covid. So putting it off until tomorrow
34 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

You've spelt "faggot" incorrectly.

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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


No it wasn’t. That’s a heat index north of 150 Fahrenheit and a wet bulb temperature of 95 degrees. That’s the edge of the threshold for human survival and such conditions have only been recorded on Earth a handful of times.

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.

Typo

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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


No it wasn’t. That’s a heat index north of 150 Fahrenheit and a wet bulb temperature of 95 degrees. That’s the edge of the threshold for human survival and such conditions have only been recorded on Earth a handful of times.

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.

Now I see what you are talking about. That was incorrect but my point stands about the black bulb temp ie. temp in the sun.

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


No it wasn’t. That’s a heat index north of 150 Fahrenheit and a wet bulb temperature of 95 degrees. That’s the edge of the threshold for human survival and such conditions have only been recorded on Earth a handful of times.

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.

You are right, I must have misremembered or mistaken humidity for chance of rain. I do know it was miserably hot and humid and there was a temperature gauge on the field reading 125.

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Siap...

15min summary of today's scrimmage

Fall Scrimmage Reactions | On Texas Football | Arch Manning | Quinn Ewers | Injury Report

 

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

You say all these things like they are bad things

 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

don’t say “trans people” just say people.  bigot. 

 

4 hours ago, lazygringo said:

 

3 hours ago, gmr548 said:


No it wasn’t. That’s a heat index north of 150 Fahrenheit and a wet bulb temperature of 95 degrees. That’s the edge of the threshold for human survival and such conditions have only been recorded on Earth a handful of times.

A baseball game in that environment would be a guaranteed mass casualty event with heat strokes and fatalities.

 

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

So, free tickets?

 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Just making certain non-bigots could recognize it. 

Porque no Burnt Ends pendejos?

 

On 8/12/2023 at 7:47 AM, DalTxHornFan said:

I got invited to a "BBQ" in Wisconsin one time. 

The "BBQ" turned out to be ground beef Sloppy Joe's made with BBQ sauce and served out of a crock-pot.  At least there was plenty of cold beer being that it was Wisconsin and all, so that was nice.

That's just depressing. I wouldn't have expected actual barbecue, but I would have given Wisconsin credit enough for there to at least be a grill. 

10 hours ago, lazygringo said:

I'm sorry, the what? The projected high for that day is 88 degrees. Our boys have been running around in 105 degree temperatures. Alabama is going to feel cool and tropical to our players.

Doesnt matter either way. I remember thinking the Texas heat was gonna help us against Ohio State in 06. I quit caring about weather one way or another after that game. 

17 hours ago, Codaxx said:

No…. Lefau is a pure off ball ILB. Best comment I heard was “he doesn’t go backwards”. Had a big hit on Sanders. Came in looking advanced in coverage. His skills are very complimentary with Hill. 

He’s a very good talent at MLB. Doesn’t have the ceiling of an Ant Hill, but his floor is high.

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

With all due respect to Earl there is college football in 13 days!

14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

With all due respect to Earl there is college football in 13 days!

Despite the fact that it was right before your very eyes, you have spelt "#collegefootball" wrong.

5 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

That's just depressing. I wouldn't have expected actual barbecue, but I would have given Wisconsin credit enough for there to at least be a grill. 

Why would anyone want BBQ in Wisconsin? Get me some brats, beer, and cheese curds 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Why would anyone want BBQ in Wisconsin? Get me some brats, beer, and cheese curds 

Sometimes they use the grill to boil their brats in beer.  And maybe throw them on the grates after for some cursory markings on the casings. 

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