Dallas v NY Giants Game 1

[Zeus 5923]

Turpin and Deuce should be featured way more. Speed man

[animaltobacco11 107]

Grade: A+. The one thing; TE's with the drops and out of sync. We had it as a given that our TE's would be equal or better than Schultz. TBD.

Edit: I had it as A-, but you don't blank someone 40-0 (and game isn't over) in the NFL. That's an A+

Edited September 11, 2023 by animaltobacco11

[hookem48 4630]

pretty amazing you can practice for 2 months have 3 practice games and look like you've never played football before. Nice job Giants

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

Rest of this game should be rush handing to Vaughn or throwing to Ferguson 

[Radical Larry 28498]

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4965]

Otra vez!

[Pam Cummings 9530]

I dunno if ive ever seen such a vicious beating

[Vic Mackey 46856]

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[Drew 2322]

Rest of this game should be rush handing to Vaughn or throwing to Ferguson 

Make ferg catch everythrow or bench him.

[hookem48 4630]

you know you're kicking someone ass when you lose interest in even watching

[Texzilla58 4704]

Dak definitely off. Wet ball don’t help. But he’s been off a bit

No one hated rain games more than Aikman. Wet ball made him look like Steve Pelleur.

[Braff Zacklin 13361]

DEUCE!

Just now, Texzilla58 said:

No one hated rain games more than Aikman. Wet ball made him look like Steve Pelleur.

And to his credit, he still openly admits this.

[Drew 2322]

Damn Diggs.

[DougO 5238]

Shit, now I'm getting nervous. My fantasy league opponent has Dallas's defense and my humongous lead has shrunk to just a few points.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4965]

Jones with a look of terror. 

[Vic Mackey 46856]

A great investment in Daniel Jones for 40mill a year. The rest of the NFC thanks you

[DougO 5238]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

A great investment in Daniel Jones for 40mill a year. The rest of the NFC thanks you

If he can beat the fecals he'll be worth it.

[hornbri 1348]

On one hand why is Jones still in the game while it is pouring rain, on the othe they may be trying to get him hurt so they have an excuse to not start him. 

[DougO 5238]

Weird, the Giants don't play the fecals until Christmas Day, then again two games later to end the season. They'll probably be tanking for the draft by then. Thanks, Goodell, you piece of shit!

Edited September 11, 2023 by DougO

[Trey3216 15321]

3 minutes ago, DougO said:

If he can beat the fecals he'll be worth it.

[Gucci_Suit 2605]

This is embarrassing for them

 

[Guest]

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

This is embarrassing for them

 

and that's why it's great that it's happening.

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

Does his OL not like him?

[Radical Larry 28498]

This defense is knocking the fuck out of these guys. 

[Trey3216 15321]

This is almost like punching your little brother and doing it again after he starts crying for mom.   

[kevwun 15572]

And then your mom laughing so you hit him again.

[Braff Zacklin 13361]

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does his OL not like him?

It's 40-0 with barely 3 minutes to play. I'd say his coaches definitely don't like him.

Edited September 11, 2023 by Braff Zacklin
Wrong quote.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

This is almost like punching your little brother and doing it again after he starts crying for mom.   

Then doing it to the point where you end up at juvie hall.

[Hermanator 6863]

Daboll is completely negligent here. Absolute stupidity to risk your season in game 1. 

[Texzilla58 4704]

We should just be pounding the rock with luedtke.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4965]

Texans are like, "at least our o line didn't look that bad "

[Firemans4Horn 17773]

Big 4th down stop by the Giants IMO. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Huh.  Tyrod Taylor, didn't know he was still out there.

[kingkoopa6 8300]

There was a father who was a life long giants fan that waited all off season to take his son to his first football game to beat the cowgirls.... only to be rained on and lose 40-0 and then your son is looking at you as a failure. And you have to drive home and your wife is wearing a rodgers jersey 

[Sgt Hulk 13617]

Literal dog shit. 
 

but gentlemen. We are going to the Super Bowl. This year is our year!!!

[futureman 22382]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

@futureman ??

Dak hasn't done a goddamn thing.  As per usual he's a useless piece of dead-weight garbage anchoring this team to mediocrity.  He was shit tonight.  Special teams and defense were great though.

[Braff Zacklin 13361]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

There was a father who was a life long giants fan that waited all off season to take his son to his first football game to beat the cowgirls.... only to be rained on and lose 40-0 and then your son is looking at you as a failure. And you have to drive home and your wife is wearing a rodgers jersey 

On the other hand, I know of a new dad who is raising his son right: to be a Longhorns fan _and_ a Cowboys fan. Father of the year material right there.

[kingkoopa6 8300]

Had to watch the game on my phone. 

[gsoda3 3214]

There was a father who was a life long giants fan that waited all off season to take his son to his first football game to beat the cowgirls.... only to be rained on and lose 40-0 and then your son is looking at you as a failure. And you have to drive home and your wife is wearing a rodgers jersey 

And they live in new jersey.

[Vic Mackey 46856]

Lmao

 

[utee94 15733]

Was watching the game last night with some neighbors, and one of them (my actual next door neighbor) is a huge Giants fan.  Really great guy though, not a trash-talker, so we get along well.  But halfway through the second quarter, he just quietly stood up, grabbed his ice chest, and walked out the door.  Can't blame him.

 

[Trey3216 15321]

26 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Was watching the game last night with some neighbors, and one of them (my actual next door neighbor) is a huge Giants fan.  Really great guy though, not a trash-talker, so we get along well.  But halfway through the second quarter, he just quietly stood up, grabbed his ice chest, and walked out the door.  Can't blame him.

 

He showed more resolve than the Giants did.   

[Pescado_Rojo 19320]

12 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

There was a father who was a life long giants fan that waited all off season to take his son to his first football game to beat the cowgirls.... only to be rained on and lose 40-0 and then your son is looking at you as a failure. And you have to drive home and your wife is getting railed by a guy wearing a rodgers jersey 

FIFY

[Firemans4Horn 17773]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao

 

 

[Augustus 3061]

17 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Signing Deion. 

 

 

True, we did that.

But then we opened the season beating the fuck out of the Giants in NY.  Though not as bad as last night.