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In the heat of battle, Van Horn displays the sort of mental calculus that points to a bright future in supply chain logistics. And by that I mean driving a forklift at Walmart. 

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30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way. 
 

San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.  

In San Diego right now and the ratio of hot women it’s high and the number of obese people I see a day is single digits. Like maybe 3 or 4 a day. So low that you don’t really notice. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.  

 

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

In San Diego right now and the ratio of hot women it’s high and the number of obese people I see a day is single digits. Like maybe 3 or 4 a day. So low that you don’t really notice. 

Hits close to home as I live here in San Diego now and went out last night. Definitely some great eye candy to hang out with 

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"4 years ago this guy would be a Gamecock" yeah sure you guys were definitely pulling in top 247 dudes against Georgia, Clemson, and Bama in the bag era. All the time, uh huh.

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25 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Can we have some Jawja screenshots after the JJ Johnson news? Thanks in advance...

 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Longhornfrenzy is going strong on Twitter. So satisfying watching UGA fans go full "we only want our kind of guys, not players that are in it for the money".

I posted twice with spoilers of their hilarious whining from UGA 247, but did so on the Texas 2026 thread.

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Copium is in extremely high demand here in Georgia today. It's hilarious to see Dawg Nation try to spin getting spanked by "Texas oil money" on two elite prospects...and for it to have gone down during SEC media days roughly an hour from UGA's campus. Atkinson was sufficiently awesome news, but Johnson is indeed the chef's kiss. 

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Awww they're grumpy

 

I'm dying that "training with a Longhorn Legend for two summers and getting close with the current star linebacker" isn't building a relationship in Georgia fans eyes.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, BigMeatyHorns said:

I'm dying that "training with a Longhorn Legend for two summers and getting close with the current star linebacker" isn't building a relationship in Georgia fans eyes.

They’re either completely ignorant of that situation (likely) or they’re lying, whiny bitches (also likely).

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On 6/29/2025 at 9:15 AM, SydneyCarton said:

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as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way. 
 

San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.  

You just might be visiting the wrong places!

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More Georgia bawling and shit talking. This thread was created and linking to Texas mouthbreather on 247. I will say, Georgia certainly acts entitled for a program no one gave two fucks for most of their existence outside of the Hershel Walker years (I've never heard a single person discuss their title or Heisman winner in 1942). They've been a middling program for almost the entirety of their existence and then they're on their site calling us little brother. Uh, we're not related, you redneck dipshits. Thanks. 

Also, no formatting. I'm not related to any of you, either. 

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  • 1934dawg
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    https://247sports.com/college/texas/board/21/contents/georgia-fans-251774179/?page=1

    Can't wait to spank them 3 times in a row. I envision a 2022 Tennessee type whipping for them this year in Athens. Hope they are ranked higher than us.
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  • Thray
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    I wonder if this is how Alabama fans felt about us 2017-2020.
    Sure we won recruiting battles, but couldn't get it done on the field.
    Honestly. I was annoyed by the Texas journalists asking Kirby questions at media days this morning, but annoying is really the only thing I feel towards the longhorns right now.

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    @cm1520 TLDR…see y’all in Athens soon enough.

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    They talk a lot for being little
    brother.

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    Dear diary lol

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    I bet he was probably laying in bed with his feet kicked up in the air behind him like a little girl just typing away

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    Don't really hate them.

    Just a team that the junk yard has in their peanut right now.

    Didn't think there was any room with Alabama firmly in there

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    Could care less about Texas football. They haven’t beaten us in anything that matters. They got a couple recruits, we got a few recruits. When it shows up in real results I’ll worry.

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    They open against Ohio St, fairly moderate schedule except the trip to Athens.

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    Time to go in dry on them on the field. Where it really counts!

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    Machos_Corpse said... (original post) ... Just a team that the junk yard has in their peanut right now ...

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    I don't believe I've ever heard it put quite that way before.
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    They come to Georgia for results. They go to Texas and Miami for check. We are not the same.

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    ThailandDawg said... (original post) I don't believe I've ever heard it put quite that way before.

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    It's official! Texas has become the off season champs! They are in good company with Miami :)

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    Why is no one saying what a di##head move it was for Texas to have ta commit and jj flip on UGAs day at SEC media day. Kirby's gonna give serious payback for those planned moves. No one embarrasses the Dawgs!!

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    magdawg said... (original post) Why is no one saying what a di##head move it was for Texas to have ta commit and jj flip on UGAs day at SEC media day. Kirby's gonna give serious p...

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    No doubt Sark timed it to pan out that way. As much as it sucked, it's an alpha move and if Kirby did that same thing we'd be praising it.

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    Mdd055 said... (original post) No doubt Sark timed it to pan out that way. As much as it sucked, it's an alpha move and if Kirby did that same thing we'd be praising it.

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    Remember Kirby plays chess not checkers!
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    magdawg said... (original post) Why is no one saying what a di##head move it was for Texas to have ta commit and jj flip on UGAs day at SEC media day. Kirby's gonna give serious p...

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    Embarrassed?

    Whatt does CKS have to be embarrassed about vs Texas?

     

    CKS didn’t get blown out in his team and states biggest home game in 2 decades like Texas.

     

    CKS didn’t get beat by the backup QB in what was supposed to be his “revenge” game later in the same year either.

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    Fellas fellas this team and Kirby will be on another level at home against Texas… Archie is going to be seeing ghost the way our boys are going to get after him and that post game victory interview on the field will be hail and brimstone from Kirby!!

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    Only thing that mattersuser generated

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    Man, now I hate Texas.. even more!

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    Texas will get exposed by us again this year. Their fans are trash, just like what they like to throw on the field when a call doesn’t go their way.
    Last year they had the easiest SEC schedule by a mile. They are gonna have a meltdown when they end up 8-4 lol.
    Tell em to bring Bevo on down to Athens and we can make some brisket

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Scholz said:

They’re either completely ignorant of that situation (likely) or they’re lying, whiny bitches (also likely).

How many Georgia fans do you know? They’re not just ignorant of that situation, they’re just ignorant. That’s it. 
 

Hurr durr beat them twice [/droolbarkdrool]

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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

More Georgia bawling and shit talking. This thread was created and linking to Texas mouthbreather on 247. I will say, Georgia certainly acts entitled for a program no one gave two fucks for most of their existence outside of the Hershel Walker years (I've never heard a single person discuss their title or Heisman winner in 1942). They've been a middling program for almost the entirety of their existence and then they're on their site calling us little brother. Uh, we're not related, you redneck dipshits. Thanks. 

Also, no formatting. I'm not related to any of you, either. 

 

Amazing, this fills every bingo square on room-temp IQ t-shirt fan card…

We have grammatical errors:

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Could care less about Texas football.

 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They come to Georgia for results. They go to Texas and Miami for check. We are not the same.


We have nonsensical sayings:

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Don't really hate them.

Just a team that the junk yard has in their peanut right now.

Didn't think there was any room with Alabama firmly in there

 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Archie is going to be seeing ghost the way our boys are going to get after him and that post game victory interview on the field will be hail and brimstone from Kirby!!

There’s even a brisket reference!

 

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42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

More Georgia bawling and shit talking. This thread was created and linking to Texas mouthbreather on 247. I will say, Georgia certainly acts entitled for a program no one gave two fucks for most of their existence outside of the Hershel Walker years (I've never heard a single person discuss their title or Heisman winner in 1942). They've been a middling program for almost the entirety of their existence and then they're on their site calling us little brother. Uh, we're not related, you redneck dipshits. Thanks. 

Also, no formatting. I'm not related to any of you, either. 

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  • 1934dawg
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    Can't wait to spank them 3 times in a row. I envision a 2022 Tennessee type whipping for them this year in Athens. Hope they are ranked higher than us.
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    I wonder if this is how Alabama fans felt about us 2017-2020.
    Sure we won recruiting battles, but couldn't get it done on the field.
    Honestly. I was annoyed by the Texas journalists asking Kirby questions at media days this morning, but annoying is really the only thing I feel towards the longhorns right now.

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    @cm1520 TLDR…see y’all in Athens soon enough.

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    They talk a lot for being little
    brother.

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    Dear diary lol

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    I bet he was probably laying in bed with his feet kicked up in the air behind him like a little girl just typing away

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    Don't really hate them.

    Just a team that the junk yard has in their peanut right now.

    Didn't think there was any room with Alabama firmly in there

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    Could care less about Texas football. They haven’t beaten us in anything that matters. They got a couple recruits, we got a few recruits. When it shows up in real results I’ll worry.

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    They open against Ohio St, fairly moderate schedule except the trip to Athens.

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    Time to go in dry on them on the field. Where it really counts!

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    Machos_Corpse said... (original post) ... Just a team that the junk yard has in their peanut right now ...

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    I don't believe I've ever heard it put quite that way before.
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    They come to Georgia for results. They go to Texas and Miami for check. We are not the same.

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    ThailandDawg said... (original post) I don't believe I've ever heard it put quite that way before.

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    It's official! Texas has become the off season champs! They are in good company with Miami :)

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    Why is no one saying what a di##head move it was for Texas to have ta commit and jj flip on UGAs day at SEC media day. Kirby's gonna give serious payback for those planned moves. No one embarrasses the Dawgs!!

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    magdawg said... (original post) Why is no one saying what a di##head move it was for Texas to have ta commit and jj flip on UGAs day at SEC media day. Kirby's gonna give serious p...

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    No doubt Sark timed it to pan out that way. As much as it sucked, it's an alpha move and if Kirby did that same thing we'd be praising it.

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    Mdd055 said... (original post) No doubt Sark timed it to pan out that way. As much as it sucked, it's an alpha move and if Kirby did that same thing we'd be praising it.

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    magdawg said... (original post) Why is no one saying what a di##head move it was for Texas to have ta commit and jj flip on UGAs day at SEC media day. Kirby's gonna give serious p...

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    Embarrassed?

    Whatt does CKS have to be embarrassed about vs Texas?

     

    CKS didn’t get blown out in his team and states biggest home game in 2 decades like Texas.

     

    CKS didn’t get beat by the backup QB in what was supposed to be his “revenge” game later in the same year either.

    This post was edited by Raiderbeater1 1 hour ago

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    Fellas fellas this team and Kirby will be on another level at home against Texas… Archie is going to be seeing ghost the way our boys are going to get after him and that post game victory interview on the field will be hail and brimstone from Kirby!!

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    Man, now I hate Texas.. even more!

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    Texas will get exposed by us again this year. Their fans are trash, just like what they like to throw on the field when a call doesn’t go their way.
    Last year they had the easiest SEC schedule by a mile. They are gonna have a meltdown when they end up 8-4 lol.
    Tell em to bring Bevo on down to Athens and we can make some brisket

 

That reads very Aggie. I guess Alabama standing on their chest for more than hundred years has the same affect as our history with A&M

Frankly, those few writers seem a little nervous about Texas. They should be.

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“They come to Georgia for results. They go to Texas and Miami for check. We are not the same.”


Man I wonder which of these 3 teams has been to the semifinals the last 2 years and had the most players drafted????

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