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Posted
12 minutes ago, Constant said:

I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour. 

Wait, is your wife Native American/Mexican? And is she married? 

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3 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Biden treats it as the mandate that it would be, and sends a cruise missile to Mar a lago. 

Then says it’s not one of ours, probably a Russian or Iranian rocket that veered off course. 

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Constant said:

I told my wife she should host a ‘Native American/Mexican mix, adopted by a white, gay Irish Catholic family for Harris’ Zoom call, but we don’t think she’ll be very lucrative to the cause. Probably just gum up our wifi for half an hour. 

That sounds hot. Would like to see her gum up the WiFi. What’s her onlyfans name? 

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Then says it’s not one of ours, probably a Russian or Iranian rocket that veered off course. 

Putin saying Pringles and crew were playing with hand grenades.  I hate Putin and wish him dead, but I gotta admit, he did make me laugh with that.  

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So every child bearing age woman would be questioned traveling to and from anywhere?

 

Welcome to hell, if we allow it. 

2 minutes ago, Texaus said:

That sounds hot. Would like to see her gum up the WiFi. What’s her onlyfans name? 

328repandaboveonly. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Welcome to hell, if we allow it. 

Need to hear Walz tell JD to stay out of some poor woman’s uterus, you fucking weirdo 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kamala has been relentless. Full offensive mode and there hasn't been any weirdness in the offensive. Unified on target and never off the rails. 

 

high energy. keep that pussy ass bitch on his heels and keeping pushing him, he'll say / do something extremely dumb. it's only a matter of time with that dumbass 

she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 

 

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 

This is where I like Walz or Beshear. Cooper/Kelly don’t feel to me like they’d be relentless and attack dog, which is the VP role. Unsure on Shapiro 

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Posted (edited)
59 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Remember this one?

 

She went up the escalator because she knew he couldn’t follow

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So every child bearing age woman would be questioned traveling to and from anywhere?

 

Some straight up Soviet Union shit.

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

high energy. keep that pussy ass bitch on his heels and keeping pushing him, he'll say / do something extremely dumb. it's only a matter of time with that dumbass 

she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 

 

 

110 days is a long time to be full throttle. 

Posted
33 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Going into halftime we were getting our asses kicked but the score was probably closer than it should have been.

We pulled the starting QB and first series of the 2nd half we hit a quick strike TD and the crowd started to get into it.

Next series the defense forced a turnover deep in their end and we punched it in to pull within a FG midway through the 3rd quarter.

Defense just forced another three and out.  The crowd is rocking right now.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!

 

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So every child bearing age woman would be questioned traveling to and from anywhere?

 

 

easy to do, every women gets a microchip when they begin menstruation 

 

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

easy to do, every women gets a microchip when they begin menstruation 

 

 

Don’t give them ideas 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

So every child bearing age woman would be questioned traveling to and from anywhere?

 

black women having agency is racist eugenics!

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The Mooch was on with Kaitlyn tonight on CNN and he seems to think it’s not a matter of if they replace Vance but when.

 

I thought once it was approved at the convention it’s a done deal unless someone dies or something but I guess they have rules for stuff like this in their platform. Wouldn’t’ he have to be replaced by Aug 7th as well:=?

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The Mooch was on with Kaitlyn tonight on CNN and he seems to think it’s not a matter of if they replace Vance but when.

 

I thought once it was approved at the convention it’s a done deal unless someone dies or something but I guess they have rules for stuff like this in their platform. Wouldn’t’ he have to be replaced by Aug 7th as well:=?

He can quit. He can’t be fired from the ticket. But don’t worry, Ohio and Alabama will suddenly carve out an exception 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck the federal response part, what about the Soros/747/black women part.  JFC this guy is a troglodyte.

Well, Soros is a "filthy Jew", so it all fits together neatly for a Trumpkin. 

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I thought once it was approved at the convention it’s a done deal unless someone dies or something but I guess they have rules for stuff like this in their platform. Wouldn’t’ he have to be replaced by Aug 7th as well:=?

Not to get on the ballot in Ohio which is why the Dems are having the early roll call vote. Ohio Republicans would make sure the Republican ticket is on the ballot no matter when or how a change was made.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He can quit. He can’t be fired from the ticket. But don’t worry, Ohio and Alabama will suddenly carve out an exception 

Yeah, I guess he can be asked to resign from the ticket. 

 

Part of me wonders even if that happens and they get Little Marco or Nimrata, the damage has already been done. 

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The Mooch was on with Kaitlyn tonight on CNN and he seems to think it’s not a matter of if they replace Vance but when.

 

I thought once it was approved at the convention it’s a done deal unless someone dies or something but I guess they have rules for stuff like this in their platform. Wouldn’t’ he have to be replaced by Aug 7th as well:=?

Let’s hope not. He’s one of the Dem’s best weapons. In all seriousness, who would they replace him with? What talent does the GQP have ready to go from a swing state?

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, I guess he can be asked to resign from the ticket. 

 

Part of me wonders even if that happens and they get Little Marco or Nimrata, the damage has already been done. 

I knda want to donate $1 to the Trump/Vance campaign so thay when Vance is forced out I can sue for the campaign to refund all funda donated up to that point.

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The schadenfreude of watching the JD Vance incompetence is reminiscent of Jimbo at aggy. Hopefully, JD remains for the rest of the season and if not may the replacement process be like aggy ending up with the fat Elk.

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