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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Listening to his constant lying is seriously bad for my blood pressure.

Same.  I weep for our society...

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1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

MSNBC finally gave up lol. Good - fact checks!

I gave up about 15 minutes ago, it’s just nonsense rambling over and over. 

History books will say that we just didn't know how to handle someone like that. The lies come so fast you can't even fact check them. He does terrible things so quickly that you forget about the last one after its happened. 

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

If his "she became Black" and "my crowds were bigger than MLK" doesn't have him plummet, I'm ready to just plunge myself into the ocean with concrete shoes. 

Please don’t. We can’t afford the displacement. 

1 minute ago, Covri said:

I gave up about 15 minutes ago, it’s just nonsense rambling over and over. 

MSNBC doing a great job of fact-checking, but there's not enough time to cover all the lies.

We have more oil at our disposal than Saudi Arabia and Russia, apparently. 

And he’s finally done. 

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Just saw a headline that he agreed to 3 debates, including the ABC one?

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Wow. What a total train wreck. I guess his next Truth zing about Harris not answering questions is going to hit hard in his mind. 
 

He could have talked crowd sizes that entire time if allowed. 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Just saw a headline that he agreed to 3 debates, including the ABC one?

Thats what he said. All September dates if I remember. 

19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

“…Heavy into lots of different worlds.”

and tell me something Mr. Trump, what color is the sky in these worlds?

does he just have a running recording device in the bathroom where Junior does blow all night with friends and Kim and then just uses those ramblings as off-promoter talking points the next week?  Sure feels that way.  

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CNN is taking about how Harris needs to do more press conferences and MSNBC is talking about Walz and the military stuff.  Shouldn’t the main story be hey, we just listened to a lunatic speaking and he could become president.  I mean, I honestly don’t get it.   I won’t switch to Fox News as they are probably telling their viewers how amazing Trump sounded and what a stable genius he is.  

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I was in a meeting so only got snippets—did Harris agree to the Fox debate or is that turnip just spewing shit again?

I’m sure you can answer this yourself based on every other thing he’s ever said.

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He said earlier that the FBI has someone else in custody from his assassination attempt. What was that? Did I miss a huge news story?

Anyone seen Melania lately?

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I was in a meeting so only got snippets—did Harris agree to the Fox debate or is that turnip just spewing shit again?

I think he said he'd made arrangements for debates with NBC, ABC, and FOX, but that those networks still needed to reach out to Harris.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I was in a meeting so only got snippets—did Harris agree to the Fox debate or is that turnip just spewing shit again?

NBC, ABC, and Fox News.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/trump-says-wants-face-harris-3-debates-september-rcna165840

His numbers must be absolute shit if he agreed to the ABC and NBC debates.  The rumors that the GOP’s internal polling is approaching Dukakis levels maybe true.

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“During his announcement, Trump seemingly got some of the dates incorrect. Both ABC News and the Trump campaign later clarified that the ABC News debate would take place on Sept. 10. The Fox News debate was previously proposed for Sept. 4. 

A source familiar with the plans said that the NBC News one was set for Sept. 25, which was one of the options the network gave the campaigns as a date.”

47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I could have done things to Hillary Clinton that would make your head spin.

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OK .....I give up. I cant find the miniature giraffe.

That dude is baroque.  

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Grassroots support popped like a balloon

Bullet took his hearing away

The conservative base apathy in Texas is telling. Nobody is riled up with fake rage over Whitmire or Hidalgo in Harris county. Bodes well for chances of state house.

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Especially positive inflation of our death rate thanks to his Covid fumble. 

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1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

Fucking this.

It's getting harder and harder for me to not immediately turn into a raging asshole and castigate friends/family/co-workers who mention they are still supporting this shit stain in front of me.

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I have been for the past month.

Fuck them in the goat ass.

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MSNBC after was talking about how today was good for Trump because now everyone is talking about him and not Harris/Walz. They were then pointing out the good portions of his "press conference". All so matter of fact, like they were covering a normal politician saying normal things. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

MSNBC after was talking about how today was good for Trump because now everyone is talking about him and not Harris/Walz. They were then pointing out the good portions of his "press conference". All so matter of fact, like they were covering a normal politician saying normal things. 

That's okay.  NYT.  LIKE REALLY???

Trump’s rambling, disconnected-from-reality monologues have long been a staple of his political persona. Biden, especially in the debate, also delivered rambling digressions that often left people confused and left voters with a sense of despair about both candidates.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Judges  would have also accepted  

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yeah guys, maybe today is the day the legacy media start's covering Trump properly lol

Can someone explain internal polling to me? Why is it different than public polling and how is it more/less accurate than typical public polling data?

57 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And that was part of his opening remarks. It's been said before but he's the guy called upon to give a book report in front of the class but he hasn't read the book.

 

52 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Listening to his constant lying is seriously bad for my blood pressure.

Same

46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He's not the only one coming to that conclusion:

 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

MSNBC after was talking about how today was good for Trump because now everyone is talking about him and not Harris/Walz. They were then pointing out the good portions of his "press conference". All so matter of fact, like they were covering a normal politician saying normal things. 

They just want more press conferences like this. It's good for the ratings. 

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ABC confirms: September 10 is a go

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Shitposting is so back.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

ABC confirms: September 10 is a go

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

ABC confirms: September 10 is a go

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Trump:

 

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Trump:

 

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Another month of bad headlines, big crowds for Harris/Walz AND their convention?

Yeah...

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Shitposting is so back.

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They absolutely must make an issue of his "my crowds were bigger than MLK" rant. My goodness, he's seriously lost his fucking mind.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

On my phone, with the blue Twitter circle covering part of his face, he looks a lot like Mack Brown. FUPM.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

They absolutely must make an issue of his "my crowds were bigger than MLK" rant. My goodness, he's seriously lost his fucking mind.

I bet Donald Trump thinks the notable think about King was that he could draw a big crowd. The rest of it just doesn't register with him.  

9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Shitposting is so back.

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God that is perfect. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He said earlier that the FBI has someone else in custody from his assassination attempt. What was that? Did I miss a huge news story?

Seriously, anyone else hear this? The nonsense was coming hard and fast so maybe I misheard. 

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Seriously, anyone else hear this? The nonsense was coming hard and fast so maybe I misheard. 

He definitely said the words. I have no clue what he’s referring to, though. 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

He definitely said the words. I have no clue what he’s referring to, though. 

Great follow-up questions, press corps. Thanks. 

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