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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Trump sounds like he has cotton in his mouth. 

30 minutes in and still talking about almost getting shot.

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I thought he said he was never going to talk about getting shot again

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And may her first child be a masculine child.

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Why does he sound like Sylvester the Cat on helium?

Wtf does suffering succotash even mean?  

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Must be a fascinating listen. Two dumber-than-fuck egomaniacs. 

 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I thought he said he was never going to talk about getting shot again

He had his fingers crossed when he said that.

27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Scrawny Hercules tryna be spicy.

"illegal immigration saved my life" - got it. Next

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I thought he said he was never going to talk about getting shot again

Got shot like a dog!

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He had his fingers crossed when he said that.

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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

NBC broadcasts NFL playoff games online. 

 

Well, you see, NBC is a big ole' liberal company with lots of money to spend.  X is just this tiny mom and pop, privately owned company trying to make it big in the world.

 

 

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My “for you” feed is amazing right now.

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Quick sidetrack from the train wreck:

 

8 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Got shot like a dog!

Leave Cricket out of this.  RIP, Cricket.

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Caravans!!

Also, Trump just accidentally said Kamala's name right.

 

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

My dude who's dressed up as a homeless man is staring at dem huge tiddays and his wife is not happy about it.

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I love how elmo keeps trying to steer the conversation towards "most illegals are good hard-working people" and then trump immediately goes back to how they are all murderers, shitbags, etc... Every time. 

Sad. Right now there's less a million. Lyin Elon.

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Today I learned that immigrants are coming here from everywhere except Europe.

I learned this from a European immigrant and a guy who's married to a European immigrant.

11 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

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He’d be dead if she was shooting.

Just sayin’ 

30 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The audio quality is awesome. Sounds like they are recording this in a submarine. 

If only

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Damn he looks ancient 

Is anyone listening/watching? Has the slurred speech continued? Any educated guesses what it is?

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Oil caused the inflation......

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Is anyone listening/watching? Has the slurred speech continued? Any educated guesses what it is?

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yeah. Sounds like he just left the dentist. 

Elon is actually trying to have a (pseudo) philosophical discussion about topics and Trump is ignoring him and playing the hits.

 

His just spewing racist make believe (with a lisp). “We just had 22 murderers from the Congo come over. The Congo!”

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

He’d be dead if she was shooting.

Just sayin’ 

Especially since Trump would trust her, like the dog did.

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


yeah. Sounds like he just left the dentist. 

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Elon: Arrested Development Mistake GIF

 

I don’t think his brain can comprehend how fucking stupid Trump is. 

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Putin said "no way." And I said "way"

 

 

 

And then we played tummy sticks. 

These guys are going to end up both being a liability to each other, possibly the most nonviolent inadvertent murder/suicide in history. 

Modern day access of evil, folks.

 

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