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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It's fucking professional wrestling at this point.

And that's the point. Carny putting on a show.

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Did you not watch the UT-Georgia game.  Every fucking add for 4 hours was either the Trump or Cruz add about trans people.  Between those ads and the game I thought I was gonna have a stroke.

I had friends over to watch that game here in San Francisco. All those ads kept playing and everyone spent more time talking about them than the game. They'de never seen anything like it. Like, this is what people in Texas care about? This is what's important? We are fucked. 

58 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The press better show this over and over and over and over.....just like they would've if it'd been Biden.  

That’s not how this works. Are you joking, or just paying attention?

Anyone who says they decided not to vote for Kamala because of Biden's comment wasn't going to vote for her anyway

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So if Kamala loses, how does the board hold Js1 accountable?

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I am not infallible but I also am not gonna live my life like a big defeatist baby. We need less Briskets in the world 

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

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Hysterical news coverage aside, it really does feel like the garbage comment is being amplified as a big deal by Republicans trying to win an election, while the Puerto Rico comments were amplified by people who were previously uninvolved with the political process. Seems like quite a big distinction.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Anyone who says they decided not to vote for Kamala because of Biden's comment wasn't going to vote for her anyway

With 5 days and a few hours until the polls open in Dixville Notch anybody who says anything a non-candidate says or does at this point is going to change their vote is lying.  Frankly at this point in a NORMAL election I would have said that just about anything the candidate says or does wasn't changing their vote but Trump gonna Trump 

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Hysterical news coverage aside, it really does feel like the garbage comment is being amplified as a big deal by Republicans trying to win an election, while the Puerto Rico comments were amplified by people who were previously uninvolved with the political process. Seems like quite a big distinction.

 

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feelings !!!

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Ohio gave us Jim Jordan and Vance. That state is full MAGA. It ain’t going blue.

Florida is full of MAGA transplants from other states and DeSantis is harassing anyone with a Harris sign.

Both states are locks for Trump unless something extraordinary happens.

Ohio - I agree with you.

Florida - There may be 3 things pulling it back towards the Dems in the Presidential race and a 4th in the Senate race:

1. Abortion on the ballot

2. Puerto Rican comments

3. Haitian comments

4. Rick Scott is a ass.

They found their 2024 James Comey.

 

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38 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

I remember how the media lost its shit when Hillary stumbled getting into a Suburban.

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Anyone who says they decided not to vote for Kamala because of Biden's comment wasn't going to vote for her anyway

Probably true but people generally are dumb and sensitive enough that some measurable number may now feel compelled to go vote when they otherwise would have stayed home.

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If Ohio goes blue, I have to think Florida does as well. But you didn’t give her that one. 

If Ohio and Florida go blue, then Texas goes blue to complete the Unholy Trinity of Shit.

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They found their 2024 James Comey.

 

So fucking frustrating that this is what they jump on but trump can literally scream about nazi racist shit and they question nothing 

41 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Feels good to me movimg on up in the world....from Nazis to garbage. Thanks Joe. Lulz.

This is the election thread. Biden's not running. No matter how much your boy tries to whine it into existence 

6 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Probably true but people generally are dumb and sensitive enough that some measurable number may now feel compelled to go vote when they otherwise would have stayed home.

Too late something Biden said to change anyone’s mind. This is not basket of deplorables that was 2 months before Election Day. 75m people have voted 

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NY Times, say it with me, "she's not Joe Biden". You stupid fucking cunts. 

51 minutes ago, bolverk said:

When contacted about our collective infatuation:

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I saw something where the early voting splits by gender were pretty heavily favored towards women over men in Penn, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Michigan. If Harris cleans up with women like most expect it could be the women of America that save us from a fascist autocracy. At least for now. 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

I saw something where the early voting splits by gender were pretty heavily favored towards women over men in Penn, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Michigan. If Harris cleans up with women like most expect it could be the women of America that save us from a fascist autocracy. At least for now. 

Women and black people will hopefully save our collective dumb asses yet again. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Women and black people will hopefully save our collective dumb asses yet again. 

America has a wypipo problem.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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That's one of my top five of her, mostly because you can hear her say it.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

America has a wypipo problem.

A no-college educated white people problem. Because Harris is going to win college educated whites

10 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

It doesn't matter to anyone who's voted.  It might mean something to a low information person who hasn't voted.   

Not sure why this is so fucking hard or maddening. 

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More women than ever are single, which has some other implications unrelated to this thread.  For this thread, it means more women than ever are unburdened by "standing by their man" when they go to the polls.  

Just now, David Dennison said:

America has a wypipo problem.

Well, who has the most grievances? You would think it would be women and black people but nooooooooo. It's whiny white people worried about trans people, and boys playing on girls teams, and immigrants threatening everything even though they immensely benefit from illegal immigration. 

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They’re all wrong! It makes no sense 

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

More women than ever are single, which has some other implications unrelated to this thread.  For this thread, it means more women than ever are unburdened by "standing by their man" when they go to the polls.  

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33 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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I am not infallible but I also am not gonna live my life like a big defeatist baby. We need less Briskets in the world 

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6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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Junior’s GF really thinks she’s hot. 

9 hours ago, heso said:

Not just a communist. She’s a communist, socialist, Marxist, Stalinist, fascist. 

And corporate puppet right @HellesBier?

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

America has a wypipo problem.

I'd be perfectly ok with white males not being able to vote for the next 250 years.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

It's fucking professional wrestling at this point.

It’s been professional wrestling since 2015.

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I am not infallible but I also am not gonna live my life like a big defeatist baby. We need less Briskets in the world 

Fewer.

And, have you been talking to my wife?
17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Women and black people will hopefully save our collective dumb asses yet again. 

It's the least they could do, after everything us white guys have done for them throughout history.

 

 

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I’m so tired of them interrupting her rallies for a ceasefire. It’s so fucking stupid. 

And they don’t interrupt turnip’s rally when he would be worse off for them. 

they’ve give no fucking valid reason why they keep interrupting her’s but not his.

19 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I saw something where the early voting splits by gender were pretty heavily favored towards women over men in Penn, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Michigan. If Harris cleans up with women like most expect it could be the women of America that save us from a fascist autocracy. At least for now. 

Women are also 55+% in Georgia. 

32 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Agreed, I've even seen that some people's pages are super short. Like less than 7" even.

Damn, that's tiny. How can you even work with something like that?

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m so tired of them interrupting her rallies for a ceasefire. It’s so fucking stupid. 

And they don’t interrupt turnip’s rally when he would be worse off for them. 

they’ve give no fucking valid reason why they keep interrupting her’s but not his.

I don't think it's a matter of some sort of orchestration by Trump people. This is probably people who really think it could make a difference since she's a part of the administration. They also know they'd probably be killed at a Trump rally. 

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9 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

MII, motherfuckers

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