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3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is there anywhere that I can place a prop bet that Trump brings up SNL ratings from when he hosted in his next tweet?

The highest ever!

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1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I mean, NBC has to give him equal time if he wants it, right?  I’m sure they’d be happy to have him on SNL if he’s up for it.  


He’s been workshopping some new material. 
 

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

 

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Reminds me of the Adam Sandler / Farley Halloween bits on SNL. 

"Hey I'm crazy mister orange face! I got orange paint all over my face! Now gimme some votes!" 

"For the love of GOD just give the boy some votes!" 

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1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Reminds me of the Adam Sandler / Farley Halloween bits on SNL. 

"Hey I'm crazy mister orange face! I got orange paint all over my face! Now gimme some votes!" 

"For the love of GOD just give the boy some votes!" 

Can’t you see he’s in trouble without the votes?!!  Just give him the votes!!

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Posted
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trump appears to be unraveling 

“If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”

 

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We signed up to play 60 minutes 

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46 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So basically the Emerson poll just used the exact same splits as the 2020 results.  That's informative.  Not like we have a different candidate on one side and some landmark SCOTUS decision that's pissed of women like nobody's business since then.

And, you know, an insurrection. 

Thinking the splits would be the same is pure negligence. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is when it comes to this election; my wife who votes, but barely pays attention to politics and sure as hell doesn't have a lot to say about it has had A LOT to say about it.  

So does our wife have any other husbands besides us?

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A last bit of food for thought, what if Selzer is wrong?  But not in the way we all knee-jerked to, i.e. within her margin or error of 3; instead of 47 in Iowa it'd be 50.  

 

Now that friends, would be a lot of fun.  

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Here's that fantastic cold open with Kamala. The guy who does Trump nailed his impression of that speech.
 

Just watched it. Was fantastic.
Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, Bookman said:

- It was out four weeks, and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.

- They should be fuckin' killed man. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. 

- Boy I wish I coulda caught him doin' it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doin' it. It woulda been worth him doing it just so I coulda caught him. 

- What a fucker!

- What's more chickenshit than fuckin' with a man's political yard sign? I mean, don't fuck with another man's yard sign!

- You don't do it!

- It's just against the rules! 

 

Public hangings.

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I finally saw the whole clip and I don’t think he realizes he’s even doing the blow job with the mic. This could be the straw that breaks the homophobes backs. 

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, MrBig said:

I finally saw the whole clip and I don’t think he realizes he’s even doing the blow job with the mic. This could be the straw that breaks the homophobes backs. 

 

He sucks dick on the down-low just like us!

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Posted (edited)

Trump has hosted SNL twice, once during his 2015 campaign.

Candidates have made cameo appearances on SNL but I’m not aware of any other candidate that has hosted.

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Brendan Thomas Carr (born January 5, 1979) is an American lawyer who has served as a member of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) since 2017.[7] Appointed to the position by Donald Trump, Carr previously served as the agency's general counsel and as an aide to FCC commissioner Ajit Pai. In private practice, Carr formerly worked as a telecommunications attorney at Wiley Rein.[8]

Carr supports changes to Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act and opposes net neutrality protections.[9][10] Carr is noted for his support for banning TikTok on national security grounds.[11][12] In office, Carr has been noted for being unusually vocal about public policy issues for a regulatory appointee, accusing House Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff of overseeing a “secret and partisan surveillance machine”.[13]

Carr is an opponent of net neutrality protections and has endorsed efforts to reform Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act.[24][10]

Carr vehemently opposed efforts to block the acquisition of Twitter by Elon Musk.[25]

In 2023, Carr authored the chapter on the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 book, Mandate for Leadership: The Conservative Promise.[26][27] In the chapter, Carr proposes "reining in Big Tech" as one of the main goals for the FCC.[28]

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