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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

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What about the party whose presidential candidate just this week threatened that if he loses his cultists will blame them and cause them harm?

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. Biden stepping down voluntarily is a coup but changing the electoral structure of your state’s votes 7 weeks from the election is totally normal. 
 

I swear to god if we get all 3 chambers at any point of the next presidency, pack the court, make dc and PR states, fuck the filibuster, and enact a new voter rights act that outlaws gerrymandering and implements ranked choice voting, and overturn citizens united. 

it’ll take a generation for the shrieking to subside, but it will eventually and we’ll be better for it. 

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m sure I’m missing something, but that’s The Aristocrats today’s GOP.

 

You aren't missing anything, but it's not noon yet, and there's always the possibility of a Friday 5 PM news dump on the hopes no one will notice.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You aren't missing anything, but it's not noon yet, and there's always the possibility of a Friday 5 PM news dump on the hopes no one will notice.

With the ass-to-mouth and Nazi stuff, RFK’s affair, and Trump blaming the Jews, if something needs to be dumped, this is damned sure the Friday on which to dump it.

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GOP twitter pushing walz sold nuclear secrets to china when a howitzer manual went missing during his stint. Of course, all sources anonymous and zero corroboration outside of those sources but get ready for hannity and co to pounce on it. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, bluto said:

GOP twitter pushing walz sold nuclear secrets to china when a howitzer manual went missing during his stint. Of course, all sources anonymous and zero corroboration outside of those sources but get ready for hannity and co to pounce on it. 

I didn't realize the Minesota National Guard had access to nuclear secrets at any level. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I didn't realize the Minesota National Guard had access to nuclear secrets at any level. 

Is the other insinuation that we have nuclear projectiles fired by howitzer?  Or did he just write the stuff down on the manual?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

 

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According to Camilla Green, the 59-year-old congressman is living life “deceived” by the affair with what she described as a 32-year-old woman from a Washington-based news organization.

“I want to make others aware of how readily available ‘predators’ are for our husbands. If my story can prevent this tragedy from happening to someone else, I will tell it,” the note reads. 

Not the Onion.

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GOP twitter pushing walz sold nuclear secrets to china when a howitzer manual went missing during his stint. Of course, all sources anonymous and zero corroboration outside of those sources but get ready for hannity and co to pounce on it. 

Man, wait until they hear what Trump did. They’re gonna be so pissed!
Posted
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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wife told me one time that i sounded like a runaway diesel...  

the moral of the story...my wife knows what runaway diesel is, which is hot af.

so i got that going for me...

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18 hours ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. Biden stepping down voluntarily is a coup but changing the electoral structure of your state’s votes 7 weeks from the election is totally normal. 
 

I swear to god if we get all 3 chambers at any point of the next presidency, pack the court, make dc and PR states, fuck the filibuster, and enact a new voter rights act that outlaws gerrymandering and implements ranked choice voting, and overturn citizens united. 

it’ll take a generation for the shrieking to subside, but it will eventually and we’ll be better for it. 

They are going shriek hysterically anyway, might as well give them something significant to bitch about besides tan suits.

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m glad she’s doing things like this to reach the younger voters.

I want her to do Hot Ones so badly but I don’t think they’ll go so political 

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29 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

 

Not the Onion.

tl;dr pussy is undefeated

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm going to laugh if this helps cost the Republicans NC's 15 electoral votes.

And this is not even the weirdest fetish concerning a Republican I've heard in the last 24 hours, although the "Black Nazi" and all of the ass-to-mouth stuff with the sister-in-law was taking it to an 10.5, not gonna lie.

There's also a group of reportedly close statewide races in NC

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

it’s going to get a lot weirder. In the past 24 hours we’ve had:

  • Trump blaming Jews if he loses
  • The NC gubernatorial candidate being outed as a self-declared Black Nazi who eats his sister-in-law’s ass out
  • Gaetz being caught up in legal filings over a drug-fueled orgy with an underage girl.
  • Vance declaring that he will call all Haitian immigrants illegals regardless of their actual status
  • RFK Jr being busted for banging a reporter who was trying to boost him for Prez and hurting Biden and Harris at the same time.

I’m sure I’m missing something, but that’s The Aristocrats today’s GOP.

Yes, you missed the GOP's "Leading Thinker and Moralist" and anti-immigration enthusiast, Chris Rufo, getting discovered for having an Ashley Madison account to cheat on his wife, who migrated to the US illegally. He's one of the main guys who writes on behalf of the GOP's racist and christian fascism.  

31 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

 

Not the Onion.

This affair also involved a reporter. If you search Axios and the Rep's name you'll find her because she wrote a bunch of articles about him

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19 hours ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

They're all terrible but Herschel is the GOAT, or WOAT (to this point anyway). Tuberville is atrocious and he somehow kept things together long enough to fucking get elected.

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Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i switch my username every few years for the exact reason of mr robinson's bust, and my posts have never been 1/100th as controversial as his.

Let he who has not had a threesome with his sister-in-law and some other girl cast the first stone

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Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

... which, if Texas' little experiment with hand counts is indicative, means certified results from Georgia should be ready just in time for Christmas, but with the state giving up on getting the same number in two consecutive counts and instead reporting them as +/- 2500 for each county.  

BTW - worth a read if you haven't read it as it's equal parts hilarious and infuriating, especially when coupled with the fact that it apparently ended up costing the county 2x as much for less accuracy.

Errors raise questions about Texas hand vote count | The Texas Tribune

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Posted
11 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Let he who has not had a threesome with his sister-in-law and some other girl cast the first stone

To quote my Surly handle/avatar: "Sex is not a dirty thing. Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act...between 2 or more consenting adults." 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It took two hours by hand count to confirm that 3-2 vote.

Marge had to take off her other shoe to confirm 

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Posted
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

I was thinking that maybe this could dent his re-election prospects. But wait! Look at who the Dems are running against him, Megan Barry, disgraced former mayor of Nashville.

 

From Wiki:

On January 31, 2018, Barry admitted that she had conducted a two-year long extramarital affair with Nashville Police Sergeant Robert Forrest Jr., the married officer in charge of her security detail, which included extended business trips with just the two of them.[38] Additionally, Barry was the first mayor of Metro Nashville’s government to have created and used a security detail. Forrest and Barry attended various events and activities which included late-night concerts and yoga classes, during which Forrest accrued hundreds of overtime hours.[39] Barry maintained that Forrest was not her direct subordinate,[40] and said that she did not want to "muddy the #metoo movement."[41]

Forrest, two weeks prior to Barry's announcement, filed for retirement from his post as supervisor of mayoral security effective on January 31, the same day Barry admitted to the affair, thus ending his 31-year career with the Nashville Police Department.[42][43]

In March 2018, Barry entered into a plea agreement that required her resignation.[33] On February 23, 2018, Forrest's wife of nearly 30 years, Penny, filed for divorce on grounds of "inappropriate marital conduct" soon after the extramarital affair came to light.[44] Forrest and Barry, both of whom had no criminal record prior to the affair, pleaded guilty to felony theft.[45][46] As part of the plea deal, they were ordered to pay restitution ($11,000 for Barry and $45,000 for Forrest) to the city and complete three years of probation. Both Forrest and Barry can petition to have their convictions wiped off their record if they successfully complete their probation.[43] As of August 2018, Barry and her husband remain married and have continued to attend events together



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